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Date: 09/06/13 03:10 PM

26 Responses to Really Canada? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 3:12 pm
    Link: Really Canada? - I realize you guys might not see crocodiles much up there, but this is ridiculous.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2763 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 3:20 pm
    close enough.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    Tortoise to cameraman: "Don`t turn around. That croc is right behind you."
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32782 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 3:38 pm
    LOLZ! It`s Quebec! It`s not really Canada, eh?

    Seriously? Wasn`t that when they found a house full of "exotic (and ILLEGAL!) pets"? If so they found a dozen or more kinds of critters, including a `gator.
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1076 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 3:43 pm
    Of course its a crocodile...look at its shell.

    PS. We think it might also be a ninja.
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    spanz Male 50-59
    879 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 4:51 pm
    I think that is an alligator turtle. But how they got crocodile out of that.....
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 5:04 pm
    I think that is an alligator turtle.
    Nah, it`s just a regular snapping turtle. Alligator snapper shells are a lot bumpier.
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    nikkida Female 13-17
    24 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 6:15 pm
    oh wow.. way to make the rest of Canada look like morons!
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 6:46 pm
    So it`s not french so the article must have been written somewhere outside Quebec
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 7:18 pm
    "The rest"?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 7:50 pm
    It`s in disguise. It would have gotten away with it too if it wasn`t for those meddling kids.
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5434 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 7:57 pm
    You are shocked by this? They think "ham" is bacon for crying out loud.


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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 8:26 pm
    I came across another crocodile earlier this week, I find them adorable. I named him Chompy.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32782 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 8:56 pm
    VV @elkingo: That`s "Back Bacon" eh? A Canadian staple.

    Wiki Says: It`s Back Bacon!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36651 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    True story:
    I wanted to make to make a joke about a crocodile and Canadian women, so I googled "Canadian women" ... parentally there aren`t any. Except Celine Dion and we hate her. So... what was I saying ?
  16. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 10:19 pm
    I don`t get it. What`s so funny about that crocodile?
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    September 6, 2013 at 10:56 pm
    @Linkenberger

    Right? This is a stupid post.
  18. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 1:02 am
    THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TAKE SCREENSHOTS!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 1:42 am
    Well, maybe the crocodile was removed so the pet turtle could be safe.
    I`m trying, here.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 3:23 am
    "so I googled "Canadian women" ... parentally there aren`t any. Except Celine Dion" Bullcrap. there is also alanis morissette and justin bieber.

    all three of them make excelent croc repelents, just turn on up the volume and whatch them run!
  21. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 3:57 am
    @linkenberger and jbwhite - You guys made this post. Bravo!
  22. Profile photo of Rodin
    Rodin Male 30-39
    710 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 5:34 am
    The full story is here

    It`s become a bit of an issue since 2 young boys were killed by a python in New Brunswick.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 6:47 am
    Agreed, @JDplaysFF. Good job to @linkenberger and @jbwhite! Much LOLs. :-)
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    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    September 8, 2013 at 7:16 am
    In Canadian English there are many subtle yet important differences which Americans don`t understand. "Crocodile" is the Canadian term for what Americans refer to as a large turtle.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32782 posts
    September 8, 2013 at 10:35 pm
    @Rodin: ooo! Outstanding linky bro!
    I thought it was from a couple of years ago, a huge find of "exotic pets". This one was much smaller, but just last week!

    $100 fine per animal? Wow, he`ll be broke!!! (/sarc)

    @caper454: "crocodile" is French for "snapping turtle" ...c`est bon?
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 2:38 pm
    i don`t get it that`s a crocodile. i mean just look at the drater

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