Really Canada? [Pic]

Submitted by: gingernut333 4 years ago in Funny

I realize you guys might not see crocodiles much up there, but this is ridiculous.
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Male 2,376
i don`t get it that`s a crocodile. i mean just look at the drater
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Male 40,764
@Rodin: ooo! Outstanding linky bro!
I thought it was from a couple of years ago, a huge find of "exotic pets". This one was much smaller, but just last week!

$100 fine per animal? Wow, he`ll be broke!!! (/sarc)

@caper454: "crocodile" is French for "snapping turtle" ...c`est bon?
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Female 511
In Canadian English there are many subtle yet important differences which Americans don`t understand. "Crocodile" is the Canadian term for what Americans refer to as a large turtle.
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Male 4,431
Agreed, @JDplaysFF. Good job to @linkenberger and @jbwhite! Much LOLs. :-)
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Male 892
The full story is here

It`s become a bit of an issue since 2 young boys were killed by a python in New Brunswick.
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Male 625
@linkenberger and jbwhite - You guys made this post. Bravo!
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Male 2,419
"so I googled "Canadian women" ... parentally there aren`t any. Except Celine Dion" Bullcrap. there is also alanis morissette and justin bieber.

all three of them make excelent croc repelents, just turn on up the volume and whatch them run!
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Female 6,381
Well, maybe the crocodile was removed so the pet turtle could be safe.
I`m trying, here.
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Male 5,094
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TAKE SCREENSHOTS!
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Male 1,292
@Linkenberger

Right? This is a stupid post.
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Male 1,164
I don`t get it. What`s so funny about that crocodile?
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Male 39,929

True story:
I wanted to make to make a joke about a crocodile and Canadian women, so I googled "Canadian women" ... parentally there aren`t any. Except Celine Dion and we hate her. So... what was I saying ?
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Male 40,764
VV @elkingo: That`s "Back Bacon" eh? A Canadian staple.

Wiki Says: It`s Back Bacon!
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Male 546
I came across another crocodile earlier this week, I find them adorable. I named him Chompy.
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Male 5,620
You are shocked by this? They think "ham" is bacon for crying out loud.


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Male 11,739
It`s in disguise. It would have gotten away with it too if it wasn`t for those meddling kids.
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Male 1,059
"The rest"?
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Male 1,284
So it`s not french so the article must have been written somewhere outside Quebec
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Female 24
oh wow.. way to make the rest of Canada look like morons!
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Male 15,832
[quote]I think that is an alligator turtle.[/quote]
Nah, it`s just a regular snapping turtle. Alligator snapper shells are a lot bumpier.
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Male 1,415
I think that is an alligator turtle. But how they got crocodile out of that.....
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Male 1,122
Of course its a crocodile...look at its shell.

PS. We think it might also be a ninja.
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Male 40,764
LOLZ! It`s Quebec! It`s not really Canada, eh?

Seriously? Wasn`t that when they found a house full of "exotic (and ILLEGAL!) pets"? If so they found a dozen or more kinds of critters, including a `gator.
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Male 7,031

Tortoise to cameraman: "Don`t turn around. That croc is right behind you."
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Male 3,682
close enough.
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Female 1,071
Link: Really Canada? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I realize you guys might not see crocodiles much up there, but this is ridiculous.
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