Only Way You Can Beat Me Is With A Queen [Pic]

Submitted by: B-diddy 3 years ago Misc

Witness the agony of defeat.
There are 24 comments:
Male 13,624
Think his poker face went a bit awry there
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Male 5,874
I`ll see your queen and raise you.

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Male 5,608
SprinkZ, I don`t think you accounting for the cards which have already been played and the ones that are faced up.

There was a min of 37 cards in deck and one queen already faced up. It`s between 1/12 and 1/4 (closer to 1/4) one of the next 3 cards was a queen.
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Male 132
And that is how poker works
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Male 2,859
Card stats are a bugger.
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Male 3,061
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Male 769
cinco, cinco, cinco, cinco
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Male 7,775
You mean one of these?
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Male 5,608
"Isnt 5555 like "sigh" or something in arabic language?"
In some far eastern languages, 5 is pronounced "hah."
So, "55555" is "HAHAHAHA!!!"
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Male 5,190
Isnt 5555 like "sigh" or something in arabic language? Least the game I used to play they did that a lot.
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Male 4,893

I declare that: 555555 is duchy. Grow up internet. 55555 makes you gay.
If you are gay...555 makes you french.
If you are french...555 makes you mexican.
Everyone who says 5555 goes down a step.
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Male 11,740
55555
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Male 10,339
dratery.
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Male 10,339
Cock and balls. Oh yeah that feels good.
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Male 5,608
Notice how strong poker face but, still subtle tell of the guy at the far end.

Cocky: "The only way you can-"
Dealer: "Bamb."
FarGuy: "Hm." (Tranlation: "OHH-SHI-!!!")
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Male 37,888

If
cock
is the first word in the line it`s okay to use but not if rooster is used later than that.
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Male 37,888

a roosteramamie
a rooster and bull story
a roostererel
the rooster of the walk
a roosterscomb
a roostertail
a roosterer spaniel
a roosterroach
a roosterapoo
a roosteratiel
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Male 37,888

cockamamie
cock and bull story
cockerel
cock of the walk
cockscomb
cocktail
cocker spaniel
cockroach
cockapoo
cockatiel
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Male 2,290
I like how you`re all so smug smiling at him. That guy won purely by dumb luck. 1/13 chance? Seriously? That`s around 8% chance to win. You`d feel good with those odds too against someone. He should have won. His confidence was deserved...it was the proper choice.
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Female 1,540
That is what you get for being roostery ;)
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Male 892
Is La Coq or roosteratrice ok? I mean what if I had a rooster-sandwich?
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Male 37,888

This is how Fate bitch-slaps you for getting kocky.
{Yes, language Nazis I do know that`s spelled wrong but language bot doesn`t like roosters.}
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Male 1,444
Nothing like a backhand from reality.
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Male 460
Link: Only Way You Can Beat Me Is With A Queen [Pic] [Rate Link] - Witness the agony of defeat.
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