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Date: 09/02/13 03:44 PM

24 Responses to Only Way You Can Beat Me Is With A Queen [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of B-diddy
    B-diddy Male 13-17
    460 posts
    September 1, 2013 at 12:47 pm
    Link: Only Way You Can Beat Me Is With A Queen - Witness the agony of defeat.
  2. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 3:53 pm
    Nothing like a backhand from reality.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    This is how Fate bitch-slaps you for getting kocky.
    {Yes, language Nazis I do know that`s spelled wrong but language bot doesn`t like roosters.}
  4. Profile photo of Rodin
    Rodin Male 30-39
    692 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 4:27 pm
    Is La Coq or roosteratrice ok? I mean what if I had a rooster-sandwich?
  5. Profile photo of McThstlpnts
    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 4:33 pm
    That is what you get for being roostery ;)
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 4:53 pm
    I like how you`re all so smug smiling at him. That guy won purely by dumb luck. 1/13 chance? Seriously? That`s around 8% chance to win. You`d feel good with those odds too against someone. He should have won. His confidence was deserved...it was the proper choice.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    cockamamie
    cock and bull story
    cockerel
    cock of the walk
    cockscomb
    cocktail
    cocker spaniel
    cockroach
    cockapoo
    cockatiel
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    a roosteramamie
    a rooster and bull story
    a roostererel
    the rooster of the walk
    a roosterscomb
    a roostertail
    a roosterer spaniel
    a roosterroach
    a roosterapoo
    a roosteratiel
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    If
    cock
    is the first word in the line it`s okay to use but not if rooster is used later than that.
  10. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 7:47 pm
    Notice how strong poker face but, still subtle tell of the guy at the far end.

    Cocky: "The only way you can-"
    Dealer: "Bamb."
    FarGuy: "Hm." (Tranlation: "OHH-SHI-!!!")
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 8:55 pm
    Cock and balls. Oh yeah that feels good.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 8:55 pm
    dratery.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 8:57 pm
    55555
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4711 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    I declare that: 555555 is duchy. Grow up internet. 55555 makes you gay.
    If you are gay...555 makes you french.
    If you are french...555 makes you mexican.
    Everyone who says 5555 goes down a step.
  15. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 10:59 pm
    "Isnt 5555 like "sigh" or something in arabic language?"
    In some far eastern languages, 5 is pronounced "hah."
    So, "55555" is "HAHAHAHA!!!"
  16. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 11:39 pm
    You mean one of these?
  17. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 11:55 pm
    cinco, cinco, cinco, cinco
  18. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 12:25 am
    This pretty much sums up that hand.
  19. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 1:34 am
    Card stats are a bugger.
  20. Profile photo of BDT1981
    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 3:21 am
    And that is how poker works
  21. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 7:42 am
    SprinkZ, I don`t think you accounting for the cards which have already been played and the ones that are faced up.

    There was a min of 37 cards in deck and one queen already faced up. It`s between 1/12 and 1/4 (closer to 1/4) one of the next 3 cards was a queen.
  22. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 11:26 am
    I`ll see your queen and raise you.

  23. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 1:42 am
    Think his poker face went a bit awry there

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