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Date: 09/20/13 10:47 AM

21 Responses to Oh Sh*t! [Pic]

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    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 10:50 am
    Link: Oh Sh*t! - And THAT`S how you make an impression.
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    PirateWillis Male 18-29
    143 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:02 am
    I saw this plot in a youtube video...I think they took it from that. Just saying.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:03 am
    top lel
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:14 am
    You know you can fill something with water and dump it into the toilet bowl/tank to achieve a flush affect.... friggen womenzz!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:24 am
    Sounds like... fake!

    VV @McGovern: I was going to mention that, but perhaps it was plugged? How would she find that out without flooding the place?

    Pro Tip: Dump the poo into the water-tank! No one will ever know! ;-)
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:33 am
    I think that was stolen from Miranda Hart... I know i heard the story somewhere before.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:44 am
    "No, no. I tried calling you. I just couldn`t read your hand-writing. That sandwich spread was the bomb!!"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    It`s not the poop. He wasn`t gonna call ya anyway.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:22 pm
    mcgovern1981. i was thinking the same thing. the water part, not the women part, though. idiocy isn`t strictly related to gender. washington, d.c. is full of male idiots....
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 2:21 pm
    Evil_Eye

    I think that was stolen from Miranda Hart... I know i heard the story somewhere before
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    Indeed it was sir
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    virgill Male 30-39
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    September 20, 2013 at 3:08 pm
    http://tinyurl.com/lhu9p3f here is the origin..
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 4:22 pm
    Fake as Pam Anderson`s tits.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 4:47 pm
    I would put the turds down the tub drain.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    Too funny and stupid to be true.
    How could you "just forget" that you bagged up a turd and left it. That`s not something you forget.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 10:53 pm
    How do you get to be 23 and not know how to pull on a disconnected flush valve chain in a toilet?
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:07 pm
    Fill a bucket with water and manually flush the toilet by holding it up three feet and pouring it directly into the center of the bowl, gently at first and gradually increasing pouring. Done! Stupid girl, didn`t your father teach you anything?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 3:39 am
    @lauriloo: Also a good solution!

    @turdy: You want to break in and steal that bag, admit it! You WANT IT!!! :-)

    Maclean & Maclean - Sh*t! Skip to 2:00 to get to the relevant part, but the whole thing is funny!! The skit itself is from 1978 (apx)

    "When sh*t becomes valuable the poor will be born without asreholes..." (Actual quote)
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 5:39 am
    It`s a gift from the fart.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 6:02 am
    "How do you get to be 23 and not know how to pull on a disconnected flush valve chain in a toilet?"

    I`ve entirely changed out the guts of a toilet twice! People just don`t know how to do basic home repair, especially women. That should be covered in home ec class. More useful than sewing.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 10:45 am

    "How do you get to be 23 and not know how to pull on a disconnected flush valve chain in a toilet?"
    Don`t underestimate stupid. I`ve got tenants in my building that don`t know how a garbage disposal works, or what to do if the electric breaker trips. There are genuinely dumb ass people wandering around.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 11:30 am
    Obviously.

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