Oh Sh*t! [Pic]

Submitted by: 12chars 3 years ago Weird

And THAT"S how you make an impression.
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Female 1,478
Obviously.
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Male 37,888

[quote]"How do you get to be 23 and not know how to pull on a disconnected flush valve chain in a toilet?"[/quote]
Don`t underestimate stupid. I`ve got tenants in my building that don`t know how a garbage disposal works, or what to do if the electric breaker trips. There are genuinely dumb ass people wandering around.
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Female 1,803
"How do you get to be 23 and not know how to pull on a disconnected flush valve chain in a toilet?"

I`ve entirely changed out the guts of a toilet twice! People just don`t know how to do basic home repair, especially women. That should be covered in home ec class. More useful than sewing.
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Male 2,619
It`s a gift from the fart.
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Male 36,400
@lauriloo: Also a good solution!

@turdy: You want to break in and steal that bag, admit it! You WANT IT!!! :-)

Maclean & Maclean - Sh*t! Skip to 2:00 to get to the relevant part, but the whole thing is funny!! The skit itself is from 1978 (apx)

"When sh*t becomes valuable the poor will be born without asreholes..." (Actual quote)
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Male 3,472
Fill a bucket with water and manually flush the toilet by holding it up three feet and pouring it directly into the center of the bowl, gently at first and gradually increasing pouring. Done! Stupid girl, didn`t your father teach you anything?
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Female 6,381
How do you get to be 23 and not know how to pull on a disconnected flush valve chain in a toilet?
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Male 4,893

Too funny and stupid to be true.
How could you "just forget" that you bagged up a turd and left it. That`s not something you forget.
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Female 1,803
I would put the turds down the tub drain.
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Male 3,842
Fake as Pam Anderson`s tits.
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Male 1
http://tinyurl.com/lhu9p3f here is the origin..
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Male 13,624
Evil_Eye

I think that was stolen from Miranda Hart... I know i heard the story somewhere before
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Indeed it was sir
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Female 4,086
mcgovern1981. i was thinking the same thing. the water part, not the women part, though. idiocy isn`t strictly related to gender. washington, d.c. is full of male idiots....
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Male 37,888

It`s not the poop. He wasn`t gonna call ya anyway.
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Male 5,608
"No, no. I tried calling you. I just couldn`t read your hand-writing. That sandwich spread was the bomb!!"
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Male 1,442
I think that was stolen from Miranda Hart... I know i heard the story somewhere before.
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Male 36,400
Sounds like... fake!

VV @McGovern: I was going to mention that, but perhaps it was plugged? How would she find that out without flooding the place?

Pro Tip: Dump the poo into the water-tank! No one will ever know! ;-)
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Male 14,330
You know you can fill something with water and dump it into the toilet bowl/tank to achieve a flush affect.... friggen womenzz!
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Male 1,364
top lel
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Male 143
I saw this plot in a youtube video...I think they took it from that. Just saying.
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Male 906
Link: Oh Sh*t! [Pic] [Rate Link] - And THAT`S how you make an impression.
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