Monty Python And The Holy Grail Facts [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Entertainment

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
There are 26 comments:
Male 2,436
"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history."
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Female 512
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
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Female 233
*smelled
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Male 7,775
The third one burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.
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Male 1,396
nee
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Male 2,860
"He must be a king."

"Why?"

"He hasn`t got poo all over him."
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Male 15,832
"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"I got better."
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Male 1,015
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Male 2,424
"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
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Male 1,198
"look at the bones...mann!"
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Male 1,586
"I`m not dead yet. I feel happy."
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Male 1,240
I don`t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Male 559
"Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail."

"Well, I`ll ask `im, but I don`t think `e`ll be very keen-- `e`s already got one, you see?"
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Male 7,775
She turned me into a newt.......I got better.
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Male 5,183
Bring forth the `oly `andgernade of Antiock...
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Male 5,183
Well,I`m Going to tell you...
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Male 13,624
We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say

``ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing``
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Female 178
On second thought let`s not go to Camelot, it is a silly place
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Female 1,743
Skip a bit, brother.
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Male 2,390
"Oh! stop bickering and let`s go and have tea and biscuits."
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Male 759
Build a bridge out of her!
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Male 7,775
One day, lad, all this will be yours.
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Male 3,909
Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I`m being repressed!!!
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Male 5,617
"Come, Sir Galahad! It`s too perilous!"
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Male 5,183
Great Stuff. Now Get on with it!
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Female 8,044
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