Misheard Song Lyrics - Another Round

Submitted by: B-diddy 3 years ago in Weird

Last night I dreamt of some bagels.
There are 11 comments:
Female 6,381
I misheard Jim Croce`s lyrics, too, for years, before I realized "fatter than a hulking hog" was actually "badder than (a) ol` King Kong."
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Female 6,381
ZigRat: Old joke; Jose Jimenez goes to the States to see a "besbol" game, gets all the way to the stadium and finds no seats. Gets an SRO ticket, can`t see the field anyway, so shins up a flagpole. Is overwhelmed when nice Americans all turn to him and ask "Jose, can you see?"
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Male 15,832
The Obama`s Elf one is really old.
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Male 334
tghis was a bad one,, there wasnt even one that could actually be true.. they made some good ones in teh past but this one is dreadfull
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Male 5,179
Excuse me while I eat this fly...

Jose` can you see? By the pawn`s earie light...
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Male 1,276
Didn`t even bother watching all of it.
I doubt anyone would think those could be the lyrics.
Obama`s elf? I wanna hold your ham?
Gimme a f*cking break.
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Male 7,775
Ok, I`ll try some more to be sure. Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
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Male 308
@tedgp: Yep... yep... a lot of them were reaching. Sorry, kinda lame.
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Male 3,285
A lot of them were really stretching for it.
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Male 7,031

Some really funny ones here. Good post.
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Male 460
Link: Misheard Song Lyrics - Another Round [Rate Link] - Last night I dreamt of some bagels.
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