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Submitted by: gingernut333 3 years ago in Weird

I need to puke! BETTER EAT SOMETHING!??
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Female 6,381
Ahhhhh.... creamy, vanilla flavored barf. What a treat!
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Male 579
ask for no salt fries, get old fries tossed back in the fryer for a few seconds
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Male 1,745
How does one get buried where you`re able to take off your shirt and cover your face? And even if you could, wouldn`t that just make it a more prolonged and aganozing death?
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Male 2,436
I`m on a low sodium diet. I always ask for unsalted fries. Of course that means I pretty much avoid fast food all together... except for Five Guys. They make everything fresh when you order, so it`s easy to leave the salt out.
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Male 40,277
A mix of "good idea" and "that`s dumb"... just like every one of these "life-hack" things! :-)

@LordJim: I know! I know! Amateurs bury them alive, professionals put a PICK-AXE through their skulls, THEN bury them!
Make sure! Leave nothing to chance. Bury them dead.
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Female 1,329
Now it`s not the best hiding spot ever.
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Male 689
korahn/mcgovern - do you realize that some people are not supposed to have salt in their diet. its called low sodium intake and most people in the fast food business realize this. they are not going to punish you for it, unless you are a dick for some other reason. and just for the record there is never a place for unsalted fries because the salt is used to sell drinks. that is why they put so much of it on there.
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Male 14,331
[quote]Asking for unsalted fries just makes waiting longer for you and the people behind you, as there is generally no spot for unsalted ones, so thy have to clear out the salted ones first.[/quote]

So what you`re say if it`s at a place like McD`s enjoy the extra snot in your fries!
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Male 194
@Gerry1of1
Common sense, +1.
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Male 39,531

If you feel someone is giving you a false number....take the hint and stop bugging them.
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Male 329
Similar to the "no salt" trick, when you go to the movie theater, demand fresh popcorn right out of the `just popped` area. :)
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Male 1,435
Asking for unsalted fries just makes waiting longer for you and the people behind you, as there is generally no spot for unsalted ones, so thy have to clear out the salted ones first.
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Male 194
SO much bullpoo...
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Female 3,696
ohhh my god panic pissing
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Male 15,832
If you`re going to puke, eat 3 or 4 Rolaids or Tums. When you`re done, chew up a couple more with a mouthful of water, swish it around, and spit. Then, chew up a couple more with a mouthful of water and swallow it.
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Male 7,123
OK, maybe being `buried alive` refers to an avalanche or sand-fall, in which case yes, maybe. Might prevent your mouth and nose being clogged and perhaps hold a few breaths.

I undestand that in avalanches one of the problems (apart from, y`know, avalanche) is disorientation and the possibility of frantically digging down in panic. It`s suggested that pissing yourself can help orient which way is up ( Hint; it`s the opposite to where the piss is going.)

I could probably manage that in a crisis.
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Male 7,123
If you are ever being buried alive...

Your shirt is not going to help unless your foe has left you conscious, unbound and under less than three feet of soil.

Burying people alive is wrong and I never do it, but if I did I would regard about ten metres of duck tape and a six foot hole to be basic minimum.

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Female 3,696
"If you`re ever being buried alive..."

..WTF???? Who is burying you alive? I`m assuming they are trying to eventually kill you. Don`t you think they would notice you tying your shirt around your head?
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Male 2,528
I see a lot of jackholes out there getting electrocuted after seeing that last one.
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Male 15,832
Do you think burglars don`t have Internet? Gee, thanks for giving away my hiding spot.

[quote]those are some good ones but i dont want pancake holes or unsalted frys [/quote]
I agree with you on the pancake holes, but you can always order a pack of salt for your fries.
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those are some good ones but i dont want pancake holes or unsalted frys
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Male 7,774
Love life-hacks
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Female 1,071
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