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Date: 09/10/13 04:09 PM

55 Responses to Is This What Parenthood Does To You? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of B-diddy
    B-diddy Male 13-17
    460 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 1:14 pm
    Link: Is This What Parenthood Does To You? - No kids for me then. NOPE. Safe sex allllll the way. 2 condoms please.
  2. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7739 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 4:15 pm
    BS, I`ve never heard anyone doing that.
  3. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 4:28 pm
    Um...no.
  4. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 4:38 pm

  5. Profile photo of g3n3r1k
    g3n3r1k Male 18-29
    250 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 4:41 pm
    does anyone even have to explain what is wrong to her or anybody else? lets take an inconvenience and turn it into a dumb and unnecessary decision.
  6. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 4:43 pm
    What a weirdo.
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    That`s not an act of love.
    It`s something very different. Just what I`m not even sure, but it`s not an act of love.
  8. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 5:05 pm
    Indeed, this is obvious Bullskit. Why wouldn`t she wipe it on her pants or on the baby`s diaper that is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER?

    You get pretty used to touching poop with your hands, but you also get in the habit of washing those hands frequently.
  9. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    No kids for me, f*ck that




  10. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 5:35 pm
    As the father of a newborn who has been very colicky, I cannot think of any reason to justify that. Also not having wipes on hand with a small baby is just as stupid as licking poo off your thumb. If she really loved her child she would have been prepared for whatever came her way.
  11. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 5:39 pm
    I`ve changed a lot of diapers, I`ve gotten poo on my hands a few times ... and no, I`ve never been tempted to lick baby poo off of my thumb "out of love." Lady, wtf. You finish changing the kid, put them in the playpen or crib or whatever and you WASH THAT poo OFF!!! ... then wash it again with more soap and hotter water, then dry the top two layers of skin off, then wash it again ... and you still spend the rest of the day wiping the non-existent poo "aura" on to your pants, tablecloths, the couch ...
  12. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 5:51 pm
    Ugh *gag reflex*

    Lack of sleep had drive her mad!
  13. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 6:09 pm
    nope, I dont love anyone that much. Not even myself.
  14. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    I am a parent of three teenagers. They are 14 and 16 months apart. They were all in diapers at the same time. Which meant I never changed just one diaper. It was always two or three at a time. I NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THAT! NEVER!
  15. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 6:35 pm
    Later that same night, she devoured an entire poop because she was out of diapers. She loves her daughter *that* much. ~rolls eyes~
  16. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 7:21 pm
    bletch
  17. Profile photo of McThstlpnts
    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 7:34 pm
    Ummmm...no. That is not love...that is disgusting.
  18. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 7:37 pm
    NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!
  19. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 7:43 pm
    This is abnormal and not a measure of love.
  20. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 7:58 pm
    shes drating crazy.
  21. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 8:12 pm
    For some reason I suddenly don`t want any butterscotch pudding for dessert tonite.
  22. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 8:43 pm
    You know secretly she wanted to know what poop tastes like.
  23. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    Maybe this is how it happened.
  24. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 8:52 pm


    I bet it tasted like...

    Made you think. HA!


  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 8:54 pm

    As always, OldOllie is completely closed minded.
    Really, you should try it before you reject it out of hand.

    Let me know how that goes for you. I`m not doin`it.
  26. Profile photo of Tovarishch
    Tovarishch Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 9:03 pm
    That`s the spirit Gerry!
  27. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 9:27 pm
    2 boys and nope. for sure nope.
  28. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 10:23 pm
    EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
  29. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 11:01 pm
    Is it worse that she did it or that she told people afterward?
    -----
    Husband: *comes in the front door, kiss* "Yaaaaeee!! Do you have poop tongue?"
    Chick: "That reminds me: BRB, need pea flavored baby food."
    Husband: "At least, brush your teeth before leaving."
    Chick: *pensive*
    Husband: "DON`T THINK ABOUT DOING IT!!! DO IT!!!"
  30. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 11:18 pm
    spit and wipe on trousers maybe.. and it`s not love, it`s exhaustion and priorities.
  31. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 12:30 am
    I have raised two kids and no, licking sh*t of my fingers never crossed my mind.
  32. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 1:00 am
    She answered to a topic about bad breath I guess...
  33. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 1:00 am
    Clearly, I don`t love my kids *that* much...
  34. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 1:59 am
    " and it`s not love, it`s exhaustion and priorities."

    Very true, Madduck.


    Love isn`t licking your kids poo from your fingers, it`s simply not running out the door when they come for a hug covered in poo, piss, vom, and tears.

    Or even just little things like not being embarrassed about loitering in public toilets waiting for your kid that no one else can see and asking through the closed doors `have you wiped your bottom properly?`

    but no matter who they are, love will never make me lick poo off my fingers like it`s kfc juice.
  35. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 5:27 am
    O.O
  36. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 5:40 am
    Licking it off your finger? Ummmm...no. Getting it on your fingers happens all the time but you wipe it off and wash your hands. If you don`t have a wipe, you wipe it on something else. I think this mother was overcompensating for something...
  37. Profile photo of irunfast86
    irunfast86 Male 18-29
    404 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 5:41 am
    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
  38. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 6:06 am

    I suppose it depends on what you feed the kid
  39. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 7:24 am
    wiping her finger off on something expensive I would buy but licking it off, no way
  40. Profile photo of QH_girl
    QH_girl Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 7:56 am
    Um, I have a baby, I would NEVER lick poo....ew. sure, my standards of cleanliness and what`s considered gross have changed, but not even close to that far!
    also, if she didn`t have wipes...did she lick the baby`s butt clean?
  41. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1076 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 8:18 am
    Mentally ill parent is mentally ill
  42. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 8:26 am
    No.
    Just no.
    And I really love my daughter.
  43. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 8:45 am
    bullpoo. and I mean that. What parent changes their child and doesn`t have a wipe in the immediate vicinity of the area used for changing.
    bullpoo.
  44. Profile photo of huskernut97
    huskernut97 Male 30-39
    16 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 9:09 am
    drat that wipe it on the diaper. It is what it is there for.
  45. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 9:36 am
    Next time we meet, please don`t kiss me.
  46. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 9:56 am
    News Flash!

    Even crazy people`s reproductive organs work!
  47. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 10:48 am
    Damn scat lovers.
  48. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 11:04 am
    Wow - that`s the grossest thing ever.
  49. Profile photo of bleong
    bleong Male 30-39
    99 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 11:17 am
    That is not love, that is not understanding disease.

    Wipe it on your shirt and change shirts if you need to. I personally can`t understand why 2 seconds to rinse it off and get back to the kid isn`t an option.
  50. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 3:28 pm
    She`s probably German. They love poo poo
  51. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 9:19 pm
    Is it worse that she did it or that she told people afterward?
    -----
    Husband: *comes in the front door, kiss* "Yaaaaeee!! Do you have poop tongue?"
    Chick: "That reminds me: BRB, need pea flavored baby food."
    Husband: "At least, brush your teeth before leaving."
    Chick: *pensive*
    Husband: "DON`T THINK ABOUT DOING IT!!! DO IT!!!"
  52. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 10:38 pm
    Nope. That is just one sick, f*cked up bitch.
  53. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 3:08 am
    .. i once read abotu a mothe rwho would suck the snot out of her kids nose..

    i`m going to leave you with that. just imagine the feeling, soft and warm and stringy...
    bye now.
  54. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 3:25 pm
    TOO MUCH SHARING! TOO MUCH SHARING!
  55. Profile photo of Chaoskitty
    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 4:44 pm
    lukeforv123 , so do Japanese

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