Is This What Parenthood Does To You? [Pic]

Submitted by: B-diddy 3 years ago Weird

No kids for me then. NOPE. Safe sex allllll the way. 2 condoms please.
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Female 450
lukeforv123 , so do Japanese
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Female 2,691
TOO MUCH SHARING! TOO MUCH SHARING!
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Male 2,416
.. i once read abotu a mothe rwho would suck the snot out of her kids nose..

i`m going to leave you with that. just imagine the feeling, soft and warm and stringy...
bye now.
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Male 11,740
Nope. That is just one sick, f*cked up bitch.
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Male 5,608
Is it worse that she did it or that she told people afterward?
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Husband: *comes in the front door, kiss* "Yaaaaeee!! Do you have poop tongue?"
Chick: "That reminds me: BRB, need pea flavored baby food."
Husband: "At least, brush your teeth before leaving."
Chick: *pensive*
Husband: "DON`T THINK ABOUT DOING IT!!! DO IT!!!"
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Male 1,063
She`s probably German. They love poo poo
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Male 99
That is not love, that is not understanding disease.

Wipe it on your shirt and change shirts if you need to. I personally can`t understand why 2 seconds to rinse it off and get back to the kid isn`t an option.
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Female 4,039
Wow - that`s the grossest thing ever.
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Male 2,619
Damn scat lovers.
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Male 2,424
News Flash!

Even crazy people`s reproductive organs work!
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Male 5,874
Next time we meet, please don`t kiss me.
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Male 16
drat that wipe it on the diaper. It is what it is there for.
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Male 2,390
bullpoo. and I mean that. What parent changes their child and doesn`t have a wipe in the immediate vicinity of the area used for changing.
bullpoo.
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Female 1,743
No.
Just no.
And I really love my daughter.
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Male 1,122
Mentally ill parent is mentally ill
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Female 99
Um, I have a baby, I would NEVER lick poo....ew. sure, my standards of cleanliness and what`s considered gross have changed, but not even close to that far!
also, if she didn`t have wipes...did she lick the baby`s butt clean?
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Female 1,803
wiping her finger off on something expensive I would buy but licking it off, no way
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Male 37,888

I suppose it depends on what you feed the kid
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Male 404
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Male 4,746
Licking it off your finger? Ummmm...no. Getting it on your fingers happens all the time but you wipe it off and wash your hands. If you don`t have a wipe, you wipe it on something else. I think this mother was overcompensating for something...
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Male 950
O.O
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Male 3,081
" and it`s not love, it`s exhaustion and priorities."

Very true, Madduck.


Love isn`t licking your kids poo from your fingers, it`s simply not running out the door when they come for a hug covered in poo, piss, vom, and tears.

Or even just little things like not being embarrassed about loitering in public toilets waiting for your kid that no one else can see and asking through the closed doors `have you wiped your bottom properly?`

but no matter who they are, love will never make me lick poo off my fingers like it`s kfc juice.
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Female 512
Clearly, I don`t love my kids *that* much...
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Male 1,569
She answered to a topic about bad breath I guess...
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Male 14,773
I have raised two kids and no, licking sh*t of my fingers never crossed my mind.
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Female 7,833
spit and wipe on trousers maybe.. and it`s not love, it`s exhaustion and priorities.
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Male 5,608
Is it worse that she did it or that she told people afterward?
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Husband: *comes in the front door, kiss* "Yaaaaeee!! Do you have poop tongue?"
Chick: "That reminds me: BRB, need pea flavored baby food."
Husband: "At least, brush your teeth before leaving."
Chick: *pensive*
Husband: "DON`T THINK ABOUT DOING IT!!! DO IT!!!"
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Female 2,927
EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
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Male 757
2 boys and nope. for sure nope.
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Male 72
That`s the spirit Gerry!
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Male 37,888

As always, OldOllie is completely closed minded.
Really, you should try it before you reject it out of hand.

Let me know how that goes for you. I`m not doin`it.
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Male 4,893


I bet it tasted like...

Made you think. HA!


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Male 4,893
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Female 846
You know secretly she wanted to know what poop tastes like.
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Female 6,381
For some reason I suddenly don`t want any butterscotch pudding for dessert tonite.
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Male 3,745
shes drating crazy.
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Male 1,745
This is abnormal and not a measure of love.
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Male 15,832
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Female 1,540
Ummmm...no. That is not love...that is disgusting.
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Male 14,773
bletch
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Male 6,227
Later that same night, she devoured an entire poop because she was out of diapers. She loves her daughter *that* much. ~rolls eyes~
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Male 3,314
I am a parent of three teenagers. They are 14 and 16 months apart. They were all in diapers at the same time. Which meant I never changed just one diaper. It was always two or three at a time. I NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THAT! NEVER!
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Female 4,349
nope, I dont love anyone that much. Not even myself.
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Female 2,549
Ugh *gag reflex*

Lack of sleep had drive her mad!
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Male 2,675
I`ve changed a lot of diapers, I`ve gotten poo on my hands a few times ... and no, I`ve never been tempted to lick baby poo off of my thumb "out of love." Lady, wtf. You finish changing the kid, put them in the playpen or crib or whatever and you WASH THAT poo OFF!!! ... then wash it again with more soap and hotter water, then dry the top two layers of skin off, then wash it again ... and you still spend the rest of the day wiping the non-existent poo "aura" on to your pants, tablecloths, the couch ...
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Male 1,920
As the father of a newborn who has been very colicky, I cannot think of any reason to justify that. Also not having wipes on hand with a small baby is just as stupid as licking poo off your thumb. If she really loved her child she would have been prepared for whatever came her way.
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Male 3,909
No kids for me, f*ck that




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Male 3,842
Indeed, this is obvious Bullskit. Why wouldn`t she wipe it on her pants or on the baby`s diaper that is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER?

You get pretty used to touching poop with your hands, but you also get in the habit of washing those hands frequently.
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Male 37,888

That`s not an act of love.
It`s something very different. Just what I`m not even sure, but it`s not an act of love.
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Male 310
What a weirdo.
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Male 250
does anyone even have to explain what is wrong to her or anybody else? lets take an inconvenience and turn it into a dumb and unnecessary decision.
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Male 3,061

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Female 4,447
Um...no.
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Male 7,775
BS, I`ve never heard anyone doing that.
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Male 460
Link: Is This What Parenthood Does To You? [Pic] [Rate Link] - No kids for me then. NOPE. Safe sex allllll the way. 2 condoms please.
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