Instant Justice

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 3 years ago in Funny

Douchebag cyclist get"s what he deserves.
There are 45 comments:
Male 4,594
McDuff73, you should learn about commas. They are REALLY useful when trying to not look stupid.
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Female 1,467
I don`t understand why the cyclist was even in the middle of the lane. If lane hogging is legal in that country shouldn`t they have been on the left side of it with that long line of parked cars so any car turning out of a driveway could clearly seem them. And if they were having a technical problem, get out of the road.
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Male 871
no your claiming the guy is an ass based on nothing more than conjecture you havent a clue as I have asserted all along about what happened previously.
You were of course the first to assert anyone was a horses ass I returned the favour.

I called you a dickwad and an asshat because you claimed I was lying about what happened to me again with no evidence to support your claim.

The sky at the moment is black as its 11:20pm you remain a dickwad.

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Male 7,759
McDuff73-"your claiming the guy is an ass based on nothing more than conjecture"

Conjecture and a VIDEO to base in on. (please try and keep up).

McDuff73-"You were of course the first to assert anyone was a horses ass"

Yes, the guy on the video. As he appeared to be acting like a horses ass.

McDuff73-"you claimed I was lying"

Actually, I used the exact same logic (and wording) that you used for the video.

Let`s make is simple for your (as you appear to be rather simple):

It appears on the video that the biker is being an asswipe. This is corroberated BY the only evidence we have , his actions on said video.

You dissagree (which is your right), but you base entirely upon information you have no evidence of. (i.e. evidence that DOES NOT appear on the video).

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
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Male 871
no your claiming the guy is an ass based on nothing more than conjecture you havent a clue as I have asserted all along about what happened previously.
You were of course the first to assert anyone was a horses ass I returned the favour.

I called you a dickwad and an asshat because you claimed I was lying about what happened to me again with no evidence to support your claim.

The sky at the moment is black as its 11:20pm you remain a dickwad.

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Male 7,759
McDuff73-"So because I dont agree with your unsupported assertion

Let`s see:
MY assertation is supported by the only evidence available. The video.
YOUR assertation is unsopported and pure conjecture.

McDuff73-"your going to resort to attacking me!? "

Let`s see:
YOU were the first to insinuate that I looked like a horse`s ass.
THEN you called me `dickwad.
THEN you called me a `asshat driver`.

THEN, when I return the favor, you claim `your going to resort to attacking me!`.

What color is the sky in your world?
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Male 871
"Douchbagery is much like stupidtiy. Everyone can see it, except for those that suffer from it. "

So because I dont agree with your unsupported assertion your going to resort to attacking me!?
well that makes your point of view more right!
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Male 7,759
I can see McDuff73`s point though. OBVIOUSLY the douchbag (er...`Biker`) was aware of a bomb that had been planted on the bus that would detonate if the bus reached FIVE MILES AN HOUR!.

He saved lives, I`m sure.

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Male 7,759
McDuff73-"how can he be a douche if hes possibly reacting to something negative that may have happened?"

Douchbagery is much like stupidtiy. Everyone can see it, except for those that suffer from it.

Which is why you don`t recognize his douchbagery.
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Male 871
how can he be a douche if hes possibly reacting to something negative that may have happened?
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Female 2,415
@McDuff, you`re right, that bit before the clip COULD make all the difference in the world... until we see that, though, the cyclist appears to be a huge douche.
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Male 871
" And we all know that you`re delusional"

Yeah I might have hit my head whilst being run over!

"So, without knowing the full picture everyone assumes..."

How does that justify attacking the cyclist here?
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Male 7,759
McDuff73-"from the other side of the road to turn into a sidestreet having not seen me nice swing and a miss dickwad."

But see, we only have YOUR version of that. And we all know that you`re delusional.

So, without knowing the full picture everyone assumes....
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Male 871
"Nothing to justify what the asswipe biker was doing. (Short of you showing a clip of a child laid out in the street just out of frame that the asswipe was trying to keep the bus from overruning would justify his actions)"

As we dont see what happens you`ve no clue just your unsupported assertions.


"Based on past experience, it was probably cause by you ignoring traffic laws. After all, YOU`RE a biker and above such mundane VEHICLE laws"

And there in a nutshell is the typical non-nice individual attitude of your average asshat driver, actually the driver who hit me already admitted liability having crossed from the other side of the road to turn into a sidestreet having not seen me nice swing and a miss dickwad.
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Male 7,759
McDuff73-"what happened before that 30 second clip though?"

Nothing to justify what the asswipe biker was doing. (Short of you showing a clip of a child laid out in the street just out of frame that the asswipe was trying to keep the bus from overruning would justify his actions).

McDuff73-"I got smashed by a car whilst cycling"

Based on past experience, it was probably cause by you ignoring traffic laws. After all, YOU`RE a biker and above such mundane VEHICLE laws.
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Male 871
@wendypants what happened before that 30 second clip though?

@McGovern1981 havent done for 6 weeks now recovering from surgery to repair damage caused when I got smashed by a car whilst cycling

@Pemarren and what happened just prior to this isnt relevant!?

@MeGrendel it help to prevent you looking more like one though.

I am also a car driver own two cars and am a regular cyclist and yes the general attitude in the UK is cyclists are a nuisance and fair game to dickheads in cars the difference is when cyclist fanny about they generally dont tend to kill people.


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Male 3,475
"Don`t take a bike to a bus fight!"
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Male 7,759
McDuff73-"so without knowing the full picture "

You don`t need the `Full Picture` to recognize a horse`s ass when you see one.


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Male 14,334
I always blame the cyclist because cyclists are twats..... McDuff73 so how often do you cycle?
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Male 4,594
Yup, I assume the cyclist is at fault because he was purposefully holding up the busload of people. I didn`t see one person holding up the cyclist. Not sure how "full" a picture is needed.

Evidently, typical car drives that blame the cyclist in this situation have a bit more common sense than a typical cyclist.
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Female 2,415
@McDuff73, did you watch the same clip as us? It`s pretty clear in the video that the cyclist is going as slowly as possible and STOPPING frequently, regularly to stop the bus...
I do NOT always automatically blame the cyclist but when I do it`s because the cyclist is at fault/being an asshat!
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Male 871
so without knowing the full picture everyone assumes the cyclist is at fault despite almost getting run over! yep typical car drivers reaction.... blame the cyclist.
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Male 2,469
Too bad we don`t know who the driver is. We could all chip in a few bucks and send him a nice gift and a big IAB thank you card.
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Male 108
try that in New York assbag
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Male 5,874
Didn`t learn the first time, went on to do it again at the same place.
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Female 6,381
I think that was some very clever bus driving. How many of us could bend a bike wheel and not even knock the cyclist down?
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Male 2,516
that was Spanish. He was saying: "people`s intolerance, see people`s intolerance, "

It didn`t sound like Spain, so maybe Mexico? Either way, the bus driver probably owns (or rents) that bus from a union, so there`s no way he`s losing his job.
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Male 176
Yep.arguing with a bus when you are on a bike will only end badly. bit of a tit really.
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Male 10,339
Unfortunately, the bus driver just lost his job, unless the court situation is different in Brazil (or wherever this is).
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Female 4,359
douchebag
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Male 2,390
as a cyclist I approve of this video. Dude, when you ride like an ass expect to get smeared. Dick asked for it.
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Male 2,675
Yeah, but unfortunately the bus driver will still be liable legally and the cyclist will probably get eleventy bajillion in court for pain and suffering.
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Male 3,061

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Male 3,147
"why was he going so slowly? im trying to think of just reason but cant"

because he`s a dickhead. Hope that clears it up for you

(as the yoghurt salesman said to the prostitute).
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Male 7,759
Bus stopped too soon.
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Female 2,027
why was he going so slowly? im trying to think of just reason but cant
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Male 7,123
drawman,

That`s a bit different. You might want to keep that sort thing quiet. If that is true you should seek help and in the meantime stay off the road.

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Male 7,031

"Instant Karma`s gonna get you,
Gonna knock you off your feet ... "
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Female 2,415
Yup, douchebag sums it up perfectly.
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Male 7,775
Sweet. As a former bus driver I once ran over the foot of a drunk that wouldnt get out of the way, accidently on purpose
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Male 7,123
Wanker.
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Male 13,624
Me too Ollie
would have finished off the perfect clip
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Male 1,122
Nice!
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Male 15,832
I was waiting for someone to get off the bus and beat him like a circus chimp. This was pretty sweet, though.
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Male 38,507
Link: Instant Justice [Rate Link] - Douchebag cyclist get`s what he deserves.
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