I Lost My Husband Because... [Pic]

Submitted by: 1234 3 years ago in Weird

... I was missing Lemony Freshness! Lemon or pine scent mixed with... oh my....
There are 25 comments:
Female 2,691
omg. seriously? and then what? gargle with 409?
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Male 2,619
Ladies, remember to wash your clunge.
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Male 2,670
Meanwhile, the smell of sweaty balls wafted through the air....
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Male 2,419
"There are no words for how tightly clenched my thighs are right now"

Well there`s a first! how does it feel? :P
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Male 213
Licking the baby poo was a mistake as well - try gargilng with Lysol!
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Male 5,617
"There are no words for how tightly clenched my thighs are right now."
That`s called `deflector maximum.`
See? There are words...
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Male 265
Ooo dat byatch got da stank biscuit!
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Female 3,696
There are no words for how tightly clenched my thighs are right now. >B(
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Male 2,419
we certianly came a long way didn`twe! we got a-hole bleaching now thank god for that!
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Male 11,740
At least it doesn`t smell like tuna.
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Male 15,832
Don`t worry, slut_etta. There are still many of us who think pussy smells better than Lysol.
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Male 12,365
A good example of why we need strong constraints on advertising. There are always businesses that will go to any lengths for profit.
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Female 4,086
OMG, lysol douche! i`m clenching in imaginary pain even as i type...
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Male 7,775
...because my minge smelled like turkish wrestlers jock-strap
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Male 38,465

That`s what it was invented for, common knowledge. But it`s a funny ad nonetheless.
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Male 6,227
Stan`s a philandering @sshole, Evelyn. I doubt turning your beaver into a sterile environment that smells like a hospital would`ve helped.

You walk right in there, kick that hussy Mildred out of the house, and tell Stan you want a divorce. This might also be a good time to tell Stan that you found the body of that young boy he buried in the crawl space.
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Male 1,511
Wow, that is so bad for your ladyparts.
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Male 965
And that, kids, is where Lysol came from. They realized... eventually... that it made a poor beav cleaner, but it could scrub the hell out of the sink.
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Male 7,123
Lysol in one`s lady-garden? Serious damage.
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Female 9,475
Clean you vagina while you clean the sink.
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Male 2,757
This is right up there with the print ad by a shirt maker encouraging husbands to spank wives that aren`t `compliant` enough.
And in 60 years, folks will marvel at how bloody odd our outlooks today are.
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Female 1,163
I tried to think of something funny to say but I couldn`t do it..
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Male 92
Clean the floor, then clean your vag.
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Male 7,031

Husband: "I knew it was over when the canary started passing out every time she walked by."

Hussy: "That`s fascinating. Tell me more."

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Male 809
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