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Date: 09/11/13 12:05 PM

25 Responses to I Lost My Husband Because… [Pic]

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    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 5:17 pm
    Link: I Lost My Husband Because... - ... I was missing Lemony Freshness! Lemon or pine scent mixed with... oh my....
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    Husband: "I knew it was over when the canary started passing out every time she walked by."

    Hussy: "That`s fascinating. Tell me more."

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    slightlys Male 18-29
    92 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 12:27 pm
    Clean the floor, then clean your vag.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1097 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 1:03 pm
    I tried to think of something funny to say but I couldn`t do it..
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2347 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 1:37 pm
    This is right up there with the print ad by a shirt maker encouraging husbands to spank wives that aren`t `compliant` enough.
    And in 60 years, folks will marvel at how bloody odd our outlooks today are.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 1:52 pm
    Clean you vagina while you clean the sink.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7068 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 2:21 pm
    Lysol in one`s lady-garden? Serious damage.
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 2:46 pm
    And that, kids, is where Lysol came from. They realized... eventually... that it made a poor beav cleaner, but it could scrub the hell out of the sink.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 2:52 pm
    Wow, that is so bad for your ladyparts.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 3:12 pm
    Stan`s a philandering @sshole, Evelyn. I doubt turning your beaver into a sterile environment that smells like a hospital would`ve helped.

    You walk right in there, kick that hussy Mildred out of the house, and tell Stan you want a divorce. This might also be a good time to tell Stan that you found the body of that young boy he buried in the crawl space.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    That`s what it was invented for, common knowledge. But it`s a funny ad nonetheless.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 4:51 pm
    ...because my minge smelled like turkish wrestlers jock-strap
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3882 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 6:25 pm
    OMG, lysol douche! i`m clenching in imaginary pain even as i type...
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 6:53 pm
    A good example of why we need strong constraints on advertising. There are always businesses that will go to any lengths for profit.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 7:36 pm
    Don`t worry, slut_etta. There are still many of us who think pussy smells better than Lysol.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 9:16 pm
    At least it doesn`t smell like tuna.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 10:02 pm
    we certianly came a long way didn`twe! we got a-hole bleaching now thank god for that!
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 10:57 pm
    There are no words for how tightly clenched my thighs are right now. >B(
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    257 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 11:24 pm
    Ooo dat byatch got da stank biscuit!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 12:10 am
    "There are no words for how tightly clenched my thighs are right now."
    That`s called `deflector maximum.`
    See? There are words...
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    kvetcher Male 50-59
    213 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 2:55 am
    Licking the baby poo was a mistake as well - try gargilng with Lysol!
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 6:14 am
    "There are no words for how tightly clenched my thighs are right now"

    Well there`s a first! how does it feel? :P
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 6:24 am
    Meanwhile, the smell of sweaty balls wafted through the air....
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 8:46 am
    Ladies, remember to wash your clunge.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    September 13, 2013 at 6:57 am
    omg. seriously? and then what? gargle with 409?

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