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Date: 09/16/13 01:44 PM

10 Responses to How To Make A Conspiracy Video

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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 1:25 pm
    Link: How To Make A Conspiracy Video - good tips on how to get the tin foil hats frothing at the mouth
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 3:07 pm
    Just to balance this out, here are some government conspiracies that have zero dispute:

    Pat Tillman
    Jessica Lynch
    Gulf of Tonkin
    Nayirah`s "they took babies out of the incubators" story
    Operation Northwoods (thankfully JFK refused to carry it out, but the fact that forces in the government were ready to do it??)
    MK-ULTA
    IRS (I realize for some this will take a logical leap to understand why this is a conspiracy, but it is)
    Watergate
    Iran Contra
    NSA
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    1919 World Series (non-governmental obviously, but it`s still a pretty big conspiracy that should make you consider what else could be a ruse.)




    These things happen all the time, it`s not ridiculous to think they do nefarious things and, gasp, lie.
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    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 5:12 pm
    I hear if you smoke yourself retarded that you will see the Illuminati all seeing eye in the reduce/reuse/recycle triangular arrow logo.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 8:38 pm
    =O.O= I`m never recycling again.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 9:44 pm
    Whenever someone tells you about a conspiracy, just sit there and let him talk. When he`s done, just say, "Yeah, that`s what they want you to believe."
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 11:02 pm
    One thing you can do is observe a phenomenon that is so commonplace nobody pays it any attention. It must also be at least fairly inaccessible:
    -sun dogs: a sign of Nibiru`s impending approach
    -contrails starting cloud bands: chemtrails
    -auto rack railway cars: FEMA prisoner transports

    Have YOU noticed that the area under a rainbow is lighter than the area above? Didn`t used to be that way! Not when I was younger. It`s due to a secret military satellite system that is projecting ultraviolet light thru rainstorms in an attempt to decrease rainfall over wet areas and direct it to drought-stricken ones.
    Anyone want to take it from here?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 17, 2013 at 12:57 am
    My offering .....


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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    September 17, 2013 at 10:23 am
    wait people actually hang up the poster that comes with GTA?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 17, 2013 at 7:36 pm
    Have YOU noticed that the area under a rainbow is lighter than the area above? Didn`t used to be that way! Not when I was younger. It`s due to a secret military satellite system that is projecting ultraviolet light thru rainstorms in an attempt to decrease rainfall over wet areas and direct it to drought-stricken ones.
    Yeah, that`s what they want you to believe.

    (See what I did there?)
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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 6:53 am
    @Andrew155

    None of those can be considered a conspiracy any longer as they are now well known to be a fact.

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