How To Make A Conspiracy Video

Submitted by: djwajda 4 years ago in Funny

good tips on how to get the tin foil hats frothing at the mouth
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Male 883
@Andrew155

None of those can be considered a conspiracy any longer as they are now well known to be a fact.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Have YOU noticed that the area under a rainbow is lighter than the area above? Didn`t used to be that way! Not when I was younger. It`s due to a secret military satellite system that is projecting ultraviolet light thru rainstorms in an attempt to decrease rainfall over wet areas and direct it to drought-stricken ones. [/quote]
Yeah, that`s what they want you to believe.

(See what I did there?)
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Male 2,376
wait people actually hang up the poster that comes with GTA?
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Male 13,630
My offering .....


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Female 6,381
One thing you can do is observe a phenomenon that is so commonplace nobody pays it any attention. It must also be at least fairly inaccessible:
-sun dogs: a sign of Nibiru`s impending approach
-contrails starting cloud bands: chemtrails
-auto rack railway cars: FEMA prisoner transports

Have YOU noticed that the area under a rainbow is lighter than the area above? Didn`t used to be that way! Not when I was younger. It`s due to a secret military satellite system that is projecting ultraviolet light thru rainstorms in an attempt to decrease rainfall over wet areas and direct it to drought-stricken ones.
Anyone want to take it from here?
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Male 15,832
Whenever someone tells you about a conspiracy, just sit there and let him talk. When he`s done, just say, "Yeah, that`s what they want you to believe."
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Male 6,227
=O.O= I`m never recycling again.
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Male 339
I hear if you smoke yourself retarded that you will see the Illuminati all seeing eye in the reduce/reuse/recycle triangular arrow logo.
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Male 2,578
Just to balance this out, here are some government conspiracies that have zero dispute:

Pat Tillman
Jessica Lynch
Gulf of Tonkin
Nayirah`s "they took babies out of the incubators" story
Operation Northwoods (thankfully JFK refused to carry it out, but the fact that forces in the government were ready to do it??)
MK-ULTA
IRS (I realize for some this will take a logical leap to understand why this is a conspiracy, but it is)
Watergate
Iran Contra
NSA
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1919 World Series (non-governmental obviously, but it`s still a pretty big conspiracy that should make you consider what else could be a ruse.)




These things happen all the time, it`s not ridiculous to think they do nefarious things and, gasp, lie.
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Male 883
Link: How To Make A Conspiracy Video [Rate Link] - good tips on how to get the tin foil hats frothing at the mouth
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