How To Get Rid Of A One-Night Stand

Submitted by: ryang89 3 years ago Funny

The easiest ways to get rid of a one-night stand the morning after.
There are 15 comments:
Female 1,467
I generally don`t sleep the first few times I stay over at someone`s house. So if I`m gonna be awake I might as well bail.
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Male 2,436
Money is on the dresser, show yourself out.
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Male 5,608
"If you let them sleep over, that`s your first mistake."
If she doesn`t need sleep afterward...
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Male 768
Why would you want to get rid of those girls...
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Male 2,424
@MrOrange
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Male 3,081
Agreed Madduck, even if you`re horrified what the beer goggles brought home there`s no need to be a prick about it, it`s your own fault....just get up, offer some breakfast, a shower and a clean towel...then call a taxi. As they`re leaving swap numbers and say you`ll call and both of you know there`s never going to be a call but it`s the polite way of doing it.
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Female 1,145
Never had to worry about this...
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Female 7,838
Oh dear god... you wake up, either have another shag- or not- make coffee, offer use of shower etc then ask the gentleman to leave. You can give him your number, and you don`t have to give him your actual number. If you are grown up enough for one night stands you are surely old enough to deal with the next morning.
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Male 5,874
Gas. Never sure who gets the blame, but if you just stare disapprovingly and breathe behind your hand...
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Male 2,418
Robopatton,

i`m curious, how do you figure that? i`m basicly saying that the morning after is par tof the adventure with all it`s akwardsness and what have you not, and if you need to bail becuase you can`t deal with it you need to grow some balls.

ooh i see, if you woke up next to me i`d be the "ogre" becuase i made you look weak? is that it?
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Female 4,039
If you let them sleep over, that`s your first mistake.
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Male 2,424
Well, if a lady wakes up next to MrOrange, she can definitely use the "ogre" line.
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Male 2,371
Who peed in your Wheaties MrOrange?
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Male 2,418
.. those embaresing akward shy uhmm wtf do i say/do now moments are part of the glory. Deal with it, you pussy.
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Male 16
Link: How To Get Rid Of A One-Night Stand [Rate Link] - The easiest ways to get rid of a one-night stand the morning after.
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