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Date: 09/20/13 01:17 PM

28 Responses to Hey America Are You Sure You Don`t Like Soccer?

  1. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    Link: Hey America Are You Sure You Don`t Like Soccer? - A Brondby fan can make you change idea!
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    Another nice surprise for dad, who`s watching the game with his buddies down at the pub.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:28 pm
    That boobs are awesome doesn`t change the fact that soccer sucks.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:30 pm
    Meh, silicone.

    Anyhow, this might get fans into the stadium, but who`d be watching the match?
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:37 pm
    "Doesn`t matter: The next minute, 20 doof-balls came over an blew vuvuzelas at them. She left..."
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:49 pm
    Yes, soccer still sucks.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:50 pm
    Always thought 22 Tits were on the pitch at any given time, unless the Ref send one tit off
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 2:25 pm
    the yanks dont like football because you cant have adverts every 30 seconds you actually have to watch the action non stop for a period of time.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Nope. Still don`t like soccer.
    Now if the players dropped trow and made propellers, that`d be something I`d watch.
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 2:55 pm
    the yanks dont like football because you cant have adverts every 30 seconds you actually have to watch the action non stop for a period of time.
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 2:55 pm
    soccer is lame, boobs are awesome. nothing changes.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7047 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm
    All pro-sports are iniquitous.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 3:36 pm
    My parents put me in a soccer league when I was very young. I played for 8 seasons. That was every spring and fall for 4 years. Then one day they asked me, "Do you want to play soccer this spring?"

    Huh?

    No.

    No I do not want to play soccer.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 3:53 pm
    Why did they feel they had to pixelate her arm?
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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 4:09 pm
    Soccer, spawn of many violent riots around the world....nope, still don`t care for it.
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    Dikface Male 30-39
    38 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 4:59 pm
    @oldDolllie,
    Because of `Bingo Wings`.
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    gymcoach29 Male 30-39
    363 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 5:29 pm
    Soccer still sucks but boobs are good
  18. Profile photo of den3jlb
    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 6:22 pm
    Erm yeah, biggest, most popular sport in the world.

    Yet again, every single country is wrong and America is right.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 9:26 pm
    The only thing that could make it worth watching is if they were allowed to hit each other. I do like seeing all the dives they take though, that sh*t`s hilarious!
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 9:28 pm
    Soccer, or as i like to call it communist kickball (got that from an article on kotaku), is boring. Unless you can force someone to have some kind of emotional investment in it you aren`t going to convince somebody that it`s worth their time, and really it`s the same for any sport regardless of nationality.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 9:44 pm
    Crazy Danes... She probably got so bored waiting to see a goal scored that she went a little *sindssyg*.
  22. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 10:38 pm
    She`s bit fat.

    This, however, is perfection.


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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:23 pm
    I like soccer. I like the grace of it and I hate commercials. Nothing worse than going to a baseball game and seeing players bored out of their skull cause they have to break for commercials every four minutes.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 3:16 am
    Oh, I know, this "soccer" thing is one of those "sports", right? I`ve heard about those, don`t they go something like this?





    Draculya: And how not-legal is she?
  25. Profile photo of rtevis1
    rtevis1 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 10:44 am
    she didn`t wear a bra...she was planning on that. meh
  26. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 10:19 pm
    Woah, Draculya. Fat? Seriously? What, do you prefer those skinny little boys? OMG, boobs. How upsetting it must have been for you to see that. My sympathies.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    September 23, 2013 at 2:07 am
    "Woah, Draculya. Fat? Seriously?"

    Yes, the typical fit little Chinese girl is about the size of the girl in the picture I posted.

    The girl in the OP is morbidly obese by our local standards. That`s why expat marriages don`t last here in Asia. The husband takes a look around and casts off the out-of-date heifer. Even the girls you consider young and fit in the US are old and fat by Asian standards.
  28. Profile photo of yelloow12
    yelloow12 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    August 8, 2014 at 11:58 am
    Wait, who said Americans don`t like soccer?

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