Hey America Are You Sure You Don`t Like Soccer?

Submitted by: piperfawn 3 years ago Misc

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There are 28 comments:
Male 430
Wait, who said Americans don`t like soccer?
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Male 14,775
"Woah, Draculya. Fat? Seriously?"

Yes, the typical fit little Chinese girl is about the size of the girl in the picture I posted.

The girl in the OP is morbidly obese by our local standards. That`s why expat marriages don`t last here in Asia. The husband takes a look around and casts off the out-of-date heifer. Even the girls you consider young and fit in the US are old and fat by Asian standards.
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Female 2,691
Woah, Draculya. Fat? Seriously? What, do you prefer those skinny little boys? OMG, boobs. How upsetting it must have been for you to see that. My sympathies.
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Female 31
she didn`t wear a bra...she was planning on that. meh
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Male 5,094
Oh, I know, this "soccer" thing is one of those "sports", right? I`ve heard about those, don`t they go something like this?





Draculya: And how not-legal is she?
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Female 1,467
I like soccer. I like the grace of it and I hate commercials. Nothing worse than going to a baseball game and seeing players bored out of their skull cause they have to break for commercials every four minutes.
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Male 14,775
She`s bit fat.

This, however, is perfection.


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Female 6,381
Crazy Danes... She probably got so bored waiting to see a goal scored that she went a little *sindssyg*.
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Male 546
Soccer, or as i like to call it communist kickball (got that from an article on kotaku), is boring. Unless you can force someone to have some kind of emotional investment in it you aren`t going to convince somebody that it`s worth their time, and really it`s the same for any sport regardless of nationality.
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Male 3,909
The only thing that could make it worth watching is if they were allowed to hit each other. I do like seeing all the dives they take though, that sh*t`s hilarious!
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Male 364
Erm yeah, biggest, most popular sport in the world.

Yet again, every single country is wrong and America is right.
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Male 363
Soccer still sucks but boobs are good
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Male 38
@oldDolllie,
Because of `Bingo Wings`.
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Male 883
Soccer, spawn of many violent riots around the world....nope, still don`t care for it.
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Male 15,832
Why did they feel they had to pixelate her arm?
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Male 2,436
My parents put me in a soccer league when I was very young. I played for 8 seasons. That was every spring and fall for 4 years. Then one day they asked me, "Do you want to play soccer this spring?"

Huh?

No.

No I do not want to play soccer.
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Male 7,123
All pro-sports are iniquitous.
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Male 771
soccer is lame, boobs are awesome. nothing changes.
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Male 871
the yanks dont like football because you cant have adverts every 30 seconds you actually have to watch the action non stop for a period of time.
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Male 37,902

Nope. Still don`t like soccer.
Now if the players dropped trow and made propellers, that`d be something I`d watch.
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Male 871
the yanks dont like football because you cant have adverts every 30 seconds you actually have to watch the action non stop for a period of time.
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Male 13,624
Always thought 22 Tits were on the pitch at any given time, unless the Ref send one tit off
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Male 3,909
Yes, soccer still sucks.
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Male 5,608
"Doesn`t matter: The next minute, 20 doof-balls came over an blew vuvuzelas at them. She left..."
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Male 36,539
Meh, silicone.

Anyhow, this might get fans into the stadium, but who`d be watching the match?
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Male 2,371
That boobs are awesome doesn`t change the fact that soccer sucks.
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Male 7,031

Another nice surprise for dad, who`s watching the game with his buddies down at the pub.
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Male 5,016
Link: Hey America Are You Sure You Don`t Like Soccer? [Rate Link] - A Brondby fan can make you change idea!
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