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Date: 09/11/13 10:11 AM

23 Responses to Help Kickstart World War III!

  1. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 4:41 pm
    Link: Help Kickstart World War III! - President Obama needs help!
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 10:17 am
    SAHM w/FTJ ?!
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    CoffeeCakes Male 30-39
    106 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 10:17 am
    good stuff.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2336 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 10:35 am
    Okay, I laughed my ass off.
  5. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 10:45 am
    Millions of troops.
    Thousands of organic, grass-fed bombs.
    Hybrid Prius Tanks.
    Rockets controlled by iPads.
    Drones that play The Lumineers while they attack.

    Who could ask for more?! Go, support!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 11:02 am
    1. HAHA! So funny.
    2. HEYYYY! how come me and Tommy2x4 have lines through our pictures?
  7. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 11:11 am
    I had lines through my last avatar. No one could explain why.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 11:13 am
    it would be funny if it weren`t so true.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 11:27 am
    As a American, I really don`t find this funny, but not in a political way. More like in a, "HOLY CRAP! THIS IS TOO REAL TO BE FUNNY!" way. I honestly believe that if Obama had struck, that WWIII would have broken out. Full out World War III. And that scares me. So, to me, too true to be funny. (Disclaimer: I like Obama, but HATE what he`s doing with Syria.)
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    Change his spelling to Obomba
  11. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 12:14 pm
    Rick_S, you`re not a real Obama supporter then... Because... Obama.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 1:47 pm
    I couldn`t in good conscience vote for him in 2012 (which makes me racist). So whatever happens it wasn`t my fault. :-)
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 2:00 pm
    I watched Obama`s little talk last night and marveled at the string of flawed logic clumsily tied together.
    I`m sure there are loads of braindead Americans who just ate that tripe up.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 2:07 pm
    Did anyone notice that Obama seemed unusually nervous during the first 10 seconds or so of his speech?
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6171 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    Hey, I know for a fact that you can buy your very own (Democratic) senator for WAY less than $10 million a year. It just takes a few hundred thousand.

    And, by giving Obama a measely $500K to $2.36 million, you TOO can be a US Ambassador to Belgium, UNESCO, Paris, Switzerland, United Kingdom, Germany, Spain, Japan, the Dominican Republic, Singapore or Austria.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 3:06 pm
    Even our puppet leader wants war.
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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 3:27 pm
    Loved it. Sadly though there are people out there right now that are exactly this way in their support of him. Thankfully those numbers are starting to drop.

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 3:49 pm
    Just watching him walk up to the podium gave me the heebs. I really find him offensive to be honest.
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    VicAginal Male 30-39
    22 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 4:54 pm
    Well, well, well.... people are finally seeing obama and the democrats for what they are... blind idiots
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 8:01 pm
    Help Kickstart World War III!. President Obama needs help!
    Actually, I think he`s doing just fine on his own. Besides, he doesn`t need our money. He can just cal Ben Bernanke and have him create it out of thin air.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    It`s sadly true. It`s also not a republican or democrat issue...It`s a corrupt politician issue.

    Our govt. is corrupt. The 2 party system uses the "blame game" to distract.

    I fear for my daughters future...
    Revolution...?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    September 11, 2013 at 8:34 pm
    It`s not Obama we need to fear, it`s Kerry. This whole war is being engineered to make him look more presidential for 2016. Fortunately he fluffed the warmongering with an ill-thought out, off the cuff response to a reporter`s question.

    He should have been spending all his efforts trying to avoid an unnecessary war, yet stumbled into (was tricked into) a solution against his will.

    Forget Obama, he`s nearly done. It`s Kerry you have to fear.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    @ Draculya - it`s spelled `oBOMBa`

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