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Date: 09/04/13 01:15 PM

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  1. Profile photo of 1234
    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    Link: Every Person Has That One Sentence - What is yours? Mine is, ``We are out of beer``
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 1:28 pm
    "The internet has been disconec......"
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 1:39 pm
    `Six grams of coke and an ounce of weed- that will be okay for the two of us?? `
    It was.... never, ever again.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 1:40 pm
    This makes me laugh because when my friends would annoy me I used to always tell them to stop being such a Philip K.
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 2:02 pm
    @Drawman61 Congrats sir, you almost made me piss my pants with laughter.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36194 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    "Okay but it`s $10 extra if you want me to swallow."
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 2:28 pm
    We`re camping 15 miles up a switchback trail, everybody had a list of things to bring and you forgot the coffee????
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36194 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    "Honey I`m lovesick. And by that I mean I have chlamydia."
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 2:36 pm
    "submitted by: Gerry101" :P Sorry Gerry! Just kidding!
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    Saunder Male 30-39
    181 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    For me, it would be: Radagast voice: `Oh, but it is. A powerful, and dark magic.`
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    Only hearing the sentence? I don`t think there is one for me... However, there are probably quite a few which would be destructive if they were also true.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 2:51 pm
    Are you In ??
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 3:02 pm
    I`m with paperduck. There are a few sentences that would ruin me, but it would have to be true information, i.e something happening to family but as of right now? My blood boils anytime someone starts a sentence with

    "Well why didn`t you..." Because it`s usually a customer and it`s usually followed by something really, really stupid.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    "Starring Adam Sandler."
  15. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 3:14 pm
    "You`ve died of Dysentery."
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 3:18 pm
    From Gerry, in Darth Vader voice: "Davy... I am your father"
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 4:04 pm
    Omg, davy, I almost wrote the same thing lol.

    @LadyMorgue, why thank you, I think.
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    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    633 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 4:06 pm
    You never just anymore!
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 4:15 pm
    Great minds, Drawman. Great minds.
  20. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 4:17 pm
    My top 5.

    "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?"
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    "One more shot."
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    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 5:39 pm
    "O`Bama`s third term."
  23. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 5:49 pm
    Phillip K Dick was a smart guy! Weird, but smart! Terrific writer too.

    I`m keeping my "5Cats destroying sentence" a secret!!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 5:56 pm
    "You`ve died of Dysentery."
    @collegebound: You played a LOT of "Oregon Trail" eh? :-)

    Oregon Trail Game
  25. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 6:11 pm
    I guess the one sentence that would truly ruin me is...

    Blizzard is shutting down World of Warcraft servers indefinitely.

    ...or...

    It is malignant.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36194 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    555 @ Jake Justice ... "adam sandler" good one
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36194 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 6:29 pm

    "Obama Wins A 3rd Term!"
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    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 6:33 pm
    in the end there can be only one...
  29. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 6:36 pm
    Really?

    "O`Bama`s third term."

    1) His name is spelled "Obama." Not "O`Bama."

    2) He can`t serve a third term.

    Being that you`re from the Western US, you should know this.

    And in the vain of your sentence, I`ll change mine to "President Michele Bachmann".
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4711 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 6:58 pm

    "Honey, I`m pregnant".
  31. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    403 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 7:11 pm
    Ni!
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    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    969 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 7:33 pm
    You ARE the father
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 7:35 pm
    "Daddy, I`m pregnant".
  34. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    "Due to increased call volume, your wait time may be longer than 10 minutes."
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 7:42 pm
    Draculya,

    You hope your daughter is forever childless? XD Now now...Surely SOMEDAY you want to be Grandpa Draculya?
  36. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 7:54 pm
    "You ARE the father"

    I have to agree, that`s funniest part of the Maury show (and the only reason to watch it).
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 8:01 pm
    I`m with mykunter on this one.
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 8:01 pm
    "Kebert Xela"
  39. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 8:02 pm
    Sorry for double post, but that may be the funniest, non-intentional, thing I`ve ever typed.
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 8:04 pm
    @Rick S - O`Bama must be Barrack`s Irish cousin.
  41. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36194 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    @ Rick S why can`t Obamiboy server 3 terms?
    You`re not referring to the constitutional amendment limiting him to two are you? They threw the constitution out the window early in the Bush administration. Hasn`t been used in years.
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36194 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    "Don`t worry, it`s only a cold sore."
  43. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 9:01 pm
    @Swaywithme She`s nine. How old were you when you had your first child?

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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 10:43 pm
    I did say /someday/ but I`ll excuse you for taking it to such a creepy level. English is understandably difficult.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36194 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    Doctor: "You can live a very active life without a penis."
  46. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 11:18 pm
    Hello, I`m from the IRS.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2310 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 11:35 pm
    I`m with Darkalen.
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    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 11:38 pm
    Sounds pretentious to me. I don`t think there`s any sentence that would "destroy" me, but maybe I`m just not thinking hard enough?
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 12:07 am
    @5cats hah! thats easy

    "we found your porn collection... WTF??"
  50. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 12:18 am
    "We`re from the government and we are here to help."
  51. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 12:28 am
    Doctor: "You can live a very active life without a penis."

    It`s OK, Gerry, I am sure you can find someone to lend you one.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 12:50 am
    Avacados are not yet ripe :-(
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 1:46 am
    "Hi, I`m from Dateline NBC..."

    or

    "Sir... Congratulations... It`s Quintuplets... And there is a producer from TLC waiting outside to talk to you..."
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    lsdmoe Male 40-49
    72 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 1:57 am
    We`ve run out of beer
  55. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 3:45 am
    @MrOrange: You`ll never crack the password!!

    Some pedo examples:
    "The pool`s in but the patio ain`t dry..." (Rolling Stones)

    "No, her OLDER sister is 16..." :eek:
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    Darkalen Male 40-49
    403 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 4:23 am
    @coolthing97 Think past the humor-driven answers for a moment. For me, if I returned home from work to find paramedics and police waiting at my door, it would fairly destroy me to hear the phrase: "I am very sorry, sir..." And that`s not even a complete sentence.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36194 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 6:20 am

    "Have a seat. Just have a seat over there."
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    Akeer Male 40-49
    11 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 6:35 am
    After 22 years of marriage, the Wife comes to me and informs me that her cousin is moving in. When I objected, without hesitation, she looked me in the eye and said, "He`s Family, you`re not."
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 6:40 am
    "We`re sorry, the city is out of hotel rooms so, you`ll have to share with these soccer fans who just received a crate of vuvuzelas..."
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 6:50 am
    "She passed away this morning..."


    :( Hardest thing to hear of my life.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 7:10 am
    @Crakrjak`s nightmare line: "We`re from the government and we are here to help."

    Says the guy who lives off government disability checks.

    L. O. F*cking. L.
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    leenjo69 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 10:25 am
    ran out of rizla
  63. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 12:34 pm
    "I have an itch!"
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 3:17 pm
    `Word in the office`
    Oh for feck sake not again....
  65. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 4:28 pm
    He got a real purty mouth ain`t he?
  66. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36194 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    @ mykunter - that`s my dream stentence
  67. Profile photo of Moody_time
    Moody_time Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 12:50 pm
    "you have to move"

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