Every Person Has That One Sentence [Pic]

Submitted by: 1234 3 years ago in Misc

What is yours? Mine is, ""We are out of beer""
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Female 2
"you have to move"
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Male 38,483

@ mykunter - that`s my dream stentence
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Male 2,436
He got a real purty mouth ain`t he?
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Male 13,624
`Word in the office`
Oh for feck sake not again....
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Male 5,817
"I have an itch!"
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Male 23
ran out of rizla
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Male 12,138
@Crakrjak`s nightmare line: "We`re from the government and we are here to help."

Says the guy who lives off government disability checks.

L. O. F*cking. L.
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Female 1,743
"She passed away this morning..."


:( Hardest thing to hear of my life.
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Male 5,617
"We`re sorry, the city is out of hotel rooms so, you`ll have to share with these soccer fans who just received a crate of vuvuzelas..."
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Male 11
After 22 years of marriage, the Wife comes to me and informs me that her cousin is moving in. When I objected, without hesitation, she looked me in the eye and said, "He`s Family, you`re not."
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Male 38,483

[quote]"Have a seat. Just have a seat over there."[/quote]
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Male 414
@coolthing97 Think past the humor-driven answers for a moment. For me, if I returned home from work to find paramedics and police waiting at my door, it would fairly destroy me to hear the phrase: "I am very sorry, sir..." And that`s not even a complete sentence.
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Male 37,794
@MrOrange: You`ll never crack the password!!

Some pedo examples:
"The pool`s in but the patio ain`t dry..." (Rolling Stones)

"No, her OLDER sister is 16..." :eek:
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Male 72
We`ve run out of beer
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Male 2,688
"Hi, I`m from Dateline NBC..."

or

"Sir... Congratulations... It`s Quintuplets... And there is a producer from TLC waiting outside to talk to you..."
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Female 2,549
Avacados are not yet ripe :-(
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Male 14,834
Doctor: "You can live a very active life without a penis."

It`s OK, Gerry, I am sure you can find someone to lend you one.
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Male 17,512
[quote]"We`re from the government and we are here to help."
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Male 2,419
@5cats hah! thats easy

"we found your porn collection... WTF??"
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Male 1,059
Sounds pretentious to me. I don`t think there`s any sentence that would "destroy" me, but maybe I`m just not thinking hard enough?
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Male 15,832
Hello, I`m from the IRS.
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Male 38,483

Doctor: [quote]"You can live a very active life without a penis."[/quote]
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Female 3,696
I did say /someday/ but I`ll excuse you for taking it to such a creepy level. English is understandably difficult.
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Male 14,834
@Swaywithme She`s nine. How old were you when you had your first child?

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Male 38,483

[quote]"Don`t worry, it`s only a cold sore."[/quote]
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Male 38,483

@ Rick S why can`t Obamiboy server 3 terms?
You`re not referring to the constitutional amendment limiting him to two are you? They threw the constitution out the window early in the Bush administration. Hasn`t been used in years.
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Male 1,429
@Rick S - O`Bama must be Barrack`s Irish cousin.
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Female 4,447
Sorry for double post, but that may be the funniest, non-intentional, thing I`ve ever typed.
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Male 1,429
"Kebert Xela"
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Female 4,447
I`m with mykunter on this one.
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Male 17,512
"You ARE the father"

I have to agree, that`s funniest part of the Maury show (and the only reason to watch it).
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Female 3,696
Draculya,

You hope your daughter is forever childless? XD Now now...Surely SOMEDAY you want to be Grandpa Draculya?
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Male 7,031

"Due to increased call volume, your wait time may be longer than 10 minutes."
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Male 14,834
"Daddy, I`m pregnant".
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Male 1,151
You ARE the father
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Male 414
Ni!
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Male 4,893

"Honey, I`m pregnant".
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Male 3,322
Really?

"O`Bama`s third term."

1) His name is spelled "Obama." Not "O`Bama."

2) He can`t serve a third term.

Being that you`re from the Western US, you should know this.

And in the vain of your sentence, I`ll change mine to "President Michele Bachmann".
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Male 715
in the end there can be only one...
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Male 38,483

[quote]"Obama Wins A 3rd Term!"[/quote]
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Male 38,483

555 @ Jake Justice ... "adam sandler" good one
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Female 1,516
I guess the one sentence that would truly ruin me is...

Blizzard is shutting down World of Warcraft servers indefinitely.

...or...

It is malignant.
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Male 37,794
"You`ve died of Dysentery."
@collegebound: You played a LOT of "Oregon Trail" eh? :-)

Oregon Trail Game
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Male 37,794
Phillip K Dick was a smart guy! Weird, but smart! Terrific writer too.

I`m keeping my "5Cats destroying sentence" a secret!!
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Male 820
"O`Bama`s third term."
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Male 3,061
"One more shot."
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Male 2,436
My top 5.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?"
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Male 12,138
Great minds, Drawman. Great minds.
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Male 698
You never just anymore!
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Male 7,775
Omg, davy, I almost wrote the same thing lol.

@LadyMorgue, why thank you, I think.
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Male 12,138
From Gerry, in Darth Vader voice: "Davy... I am your father"
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Male 3,745
"You`ve died of Dysentery."
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Male 7,031

"Starring Adam Sandler."
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Female 3,696
I`m with paperduck. There are a few sentences that would ruin me, but it would have to be true information, i.e something happening to family but as of right now? My blood boils anytime someone starts a sentence with

"Well why didn`t you..." Because it`s usually a customer and it`s usually followed by something really, really stupid.
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Male 1,558
Are you In ??
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Male 1,745
Only hearing the sentence? I don`t think there is one for me... However, there are probably quite a few which would be destructive if they were also true.
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Male 181
For me, it would be: Radagast voice: `Oh, but it is. A powerful, and dark magic.`
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Male 3,322
"submitted by: Gerry101" :P Sorry Gerry! Just kidding!
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Male 38,483

[quote]"Honey I`m lovesick. And by that I mean I have chlamydia."[/quote]
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Male 2,097
We`re camping 15 miles up a switchback trail, everybody had a list of things to bring and you forgot the coffee????
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Male 38,483

[quote]"Okay but it`s $10 extra if you want me to swallow."[/quote]
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Female 1,516
@Drawman61 Congrats sir, you almost made me piss my pants with laughter.
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Male 1,586
This makes me laugh because when my friends would annoy me I used to always tell them to stop being such a Philip K.
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Female 7,866
`Six grams of coke and an ounce of weed- that will be okay for the two of us?? `
It was.... never, ever again.
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Male 7,775
"The internet has been disconec......"
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Male 809
Link: Every Person Has That One Sentence [Pic] [Rate Link] - What is yours? Mine is, ``We are out of beer``
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