Diamonds Vs Rocks [Pic]

Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 4 years ago in Funny

Annnnnnd the rock wins.
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Female 1,803
Sorry if I don`t look forward to having this happen in my mouth:


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Male 560
Had a girlfriend that used to enjoy doing it, and liked when I shot down into the back of her throat. Only time she would go yuck is when we`d do a2m when in the moment and we were finishing me off.

I miss her :(
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Female 1,803
"Would you stick your face in the axe wound of a skunk, after it`s been bleeding and peed on? It`s literally an inch away from the B-hole."

Um- you pee out of that thing you want women to suck on, right? And you don`t wipe that pee off when you`re done, right, so it`s right there and going in their mouth? I hope you don`t do oral when a woman is on her period.

I begrudgingly do it but I don`t enjoy any moment of it. Not because I feel demeaned or anything. I actually wish I did like it but I have a small mouth and a hair trigger gag reflex so it`s a challenge to do any real sucking without being afraid my teeth will hurt him or I`ll start to gag. I mostly stick to licking and using my hands. Different men taste differently and I`ve know a few pretty gross ones, especially smokers. Semen is pretty much the same as snot so I`m not too excited about having that in my mouth. I don`t expect a guy to go down in me so I don`t think it`s selfish to want to go straig
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Male 4,891

Angillon - Dude, you are way too uptight, like a good vagina.

This explains it all.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Lady bacon is weird. You compare it to a flower...but flowers aren`t hairy. They don`t change shape every time you blink. Flowers don`t bleed and they damn sure don`t smell like low tide at the pier.[/quote]

The comparison is poetic, not literal.

Flowers are a stock image for beauty in many cultures. With a hefty serving of poetic license, labia sort of look like petals. So it`s an apt enough comparison, but it`s really about perceived beauty.

Low tide at the pier? I think Wendypants makes a good point, because that`s not the normal smell. Somewhat sea-like, yes, but it shouldn`t smell stagnant.

It`s true that women`s genitals are a far more suitable environment for bacteria than men`s are and it`s true that the taste and smell is stronger (assuming equally reasonable standards of cleanliness), but you`re a long way from a reasonable description of going down on a woman.
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Male 40,317
[quote]if a guy (or girl) is going to cheat on you... they really don`t need a reason.[/quote]

@WendyPants: Words of wisdom!
Cheaters cheat! It doesn`t matter why, they just DO!
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Male 3,477
I wasted twenty years with a woman like that. A selfish and one-way sex partner. Then I had a great sex life with women that don`t have to be told what a fella is for!
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Female 2,415
@MeGrendel, it`s nice to know there are others out there! My fiancé is one of `em and I do know how lucky I am that it`s one of his favourite pastimes :) ... it`s one of the reasons I like to return the favour, too.
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Female 2,415
Yikes, turdburglar, you need to find women who wash themselves... regularly, even!; if your description fits the women with whom you`ve come into intimate contact, I kinda feel bad for you. Up your standards a bit and maybe you won`t find it so bad. Remember, find women who wash.
(and maybe aren`t complete skanks, or without health problems... just sayin`)
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Male 2,549
LOL @ Turdburgler: Your profile description gave me a chuckle.
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Male 1,983
I earn a living f*cking other girls.

I`m a professional so, technically, it isn`t cheating.
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Female 1,467
Cheaters gonna cheat. I have tmj so it`s not a pleasant experience for me but I do love controlling my partner`s pleasure sometimes.
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Male 4,891

Gerry - Gross.

Women of IAB - listen to Gross Gerry, he obviously knows how to please a man.

Besides, your stench trench is like a petri dish. Under ideal conditions, it`s filled with yeast! It`s like a furry pair of lips that has swallowed another pair of lips.

Don`t compare going down on a guy to what a guy endures going down on you. Would you stick your face in the axe wound of a skunk, after it`s been bleeding and peed on? It`s literally an inch away from the B-hole.

Lady bacon is weird. You compare it to a flower...but flowers aren`t hairy. They don`t change shape every time you blink. Flowers don`t bleed and they damn sure don`t smell like low tide at the pier.

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Female 1,743
Oh God, that Toy Story gif, MeGrendel.

Bahahaha.


Also, I don`t mind giving a bj as long as he`s fresh out of the shower. I have a severe aversion to bodily fluids, though...so I`m not fond of letting him finish...lol....SO CRUEL.
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Male 8,435
Wendypants-" they really don`t need a reason"

Agreed. A man, or a woman, should be willing to do anything they can to please their spouse/significant other. And should also respect any boundaries.
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Male 8,435
Wendypants-"Some men like to eat out women..."


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Female 2,415
The thing is (head issue aside) that if a guy (or girl) is going to cheat on you... they really don`t need a reason. They`ll do it because they feel like it. That`s what it comes down to... :(
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Female 2,415
@CaptKangaroo, well said! :)

@madduck, I know what you mean, liking giving head (or not) doesn`t have anything to do with feminism or whether or not you`re a feminist.
Some women like it, some don`t; so what? Some men like to eat out women, some don`t.
It`s just, the ones who don`t like it, don`t necessarily know what they`re missing.
LOL, I may not always want to give head, but when I do, I love it! :)
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Male 8,435
Gerry1of1-"american girls don`t like that."

My experience is it`s about 50/50, but I lucked up with my wife.

slightlys-"Maybe she likes anal."

This is a pretty good representation of every girls first experience with anal:

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Female 1,539
Mine issue is purely psychological due to an emotionally abusive ex-a*shole. At least I do it and am working on getting over said issue. The women who out right refuse I think are the prudes.

@McGovern LOL! You nasty :P
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Male 14,331
[quote]Makes me feel like a dirty whore.[/quote]

Oh god.. this and "I feel like it just demeaning to women."

NO WE WANT IT CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD AND YES WE WANT YOU TO BE DIRTY WHORES IT`S MORE FUN THAT WAY!!!
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Female 7,997
Good Lord- I am stunned. I am ( just in case it slipped past anyone) a complete feminist- and I love doing it- such fun... sex is a great activity for two- and should be relished- all of it- properly. Once you get to the point of actually shagging any prudishness is out of place...
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Male 39,565

madduck - really. The US is full of spoiled girls who were told by the feminist movement that they could demand anything they want but if a man ever asks something of them he`s being oppressive with his outrageous demands. In short, they don`t know how to be women so the men aren`t very happy with what they get. In or out of bed.
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Female 1,539
ALSO....diamonds are rocks. Just shiny, pretty ones :)
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Female 1,539
@madduck I only provide this act to my husband on occasion...I hate doing it. Makes me feel like a dirty whore. Even after 8 years of marriage. BUT! It means my husband enjoys them much more when he does get one ;)
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Female 7,997
REALLY Gerry- why not? How silly- and boring....well, if they don`t join in enthusiastically in a fun activity for two I am amazed any bloke is interested..
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Male 39,565

madduck - american girls don`t like that.
Most anyway. My son`s fiance for example.
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Male 92
Another point might be, Maybe she likes anal.
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Female 7,997
Why would girls/women NOT give blow jobs? I don`t know any that won`t..
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Male 3,114
Frankly, if all is great save for that one thing- if that`s the deal breaker, a woman is better off without the self- absorbed little boy that wants what he wants and damn all the consequences.
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Male 39,565

Amazing how women don`t get that. It`s not a secret, it`s all over. Plenty of cometary online, jokes, comedians, facebook posts. That is what guys want and yet girls just won`t clue in.

Best part of being gay...regular, high quality blow jobs.
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Male 938
Link: Diamonds Vs Rocks [Pic] [Rate Link] - Annnnnnd the rock wins.
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