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Date: 09/19/13 09:35 AM

32 Responses to Diamonds Vs Rocks [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 9:36 am
    Link: Diamonds Vs Rocks - Annnnnnd the rock wins.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 10:14 am

    Amazing how women don`t get that. It`s not a secret, it`s all over. Plenty of cometary online, jokes, comedians, facebook posts. That is what guys want and yet girls just won`t clue in.

    Best part of being gay...regular, high quality blow jobs.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 10:52 am
    Frankly, if all is great save for that one thing- if that`s the deal breaker, a woman is better off without the self- absorbed little boy that wants what he wants and damn all the consequences.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:00 am
    Why would girls/women NOT give blow jobs? I don`t know any that won`t..
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    slightlys Male 18-29
    92 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:02 am
    Another point might be, Maybe she likes anal.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:23 am

    madduck - american girls don`t like that.
    Most anyway. My son`s fiance for example.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:48 am
    REALLY Gerry- why not? How silly- and boring....well, if they don`t join in enthusiastically in a fun activity for two I am amazed any bloke is interested..
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:54 am
    @madduck I only provide this act to my husband on occasion...I hate doing it. Makes me feel like a dirty whore. Even after 8 years of marriage. BUT! It means my husband enjoys them much more when he does get one ;)
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:55 am
    ALSO....diamonds are rocks. Just shiny, pretty ones :)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:56 am

    madduck - really. The US is full of spoiled girls who were told by the feminist movement that they could demand anything they want but if a man ever asks something of them he`s being oppressive with his outrageous demands. In short, they don`t know how to be women so the men aren`t very happy with what they get. In or out of bed.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:02 pm
    Good Lord- I am stunned. I am ( just in case it slipped past anyone) a complete feminist- and I love doing it- such fun... sex is a great activity for two- and should be relished- all of it- properly. Once you get to the point of actually shagging any prudishness is out of place...
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:36 pm
    Makes me feel like a dirty whore.

    Oh god.. this and "I feel like it just demeaning to women."

    NO WE WANT IT CAUSE IT FEELS GOOD AND YES WE WANT YOU TO BE DIRTY WHORES IT`S MORE FUN THAT WAY!!!
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 1:07 pm
    Mine issue is purely psychological due to an emotionally abusive ex-a*shole. At least I do it and am working on getting over said issue. The women who out right refuse I think are the prudes.

    @McGovern LOL! You nasty :P
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6164 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 2:37 pm
    Gerry1of1-"american girls don`t like that."

    My experience is it`s about 50/50, but I lucked up with my wife.

    slightlys-"Maybe she likes anal."

    This is a pretty good representation of every girls first experience with anal:

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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    @CaptKangaroo, well said! :)

    @madduck, I know what you mean, liking giving head (or not) doesn`t have anything to do with feminism or whether or not you`re a feminist.
    Some women like it, some don`t; so what? Some men like to eat out women, some don`t.
    It`s just, the ones who don`t like it, don`t necessarily know what they`re missing.
    LOL, I may not always want to give head, but when I do, I love it! :)
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    The thing is (head issue aside) that if a guy (or girl) is going to cheat on you... they really don`t need a reason. They`ll do it because they feel like it. That`s what it comes down to... :(
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6164 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 2:57 pm
    Wendypants-"Some men like to eat out women..."


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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6164 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 2:58 pm
    Wendypants-" they really don`t need a reason"

    Agreed. A man, or a woman, should be willing to do anything they can to please their spouse/significant other. And should also respect any boundaries.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 8:15 pm
    Oh God, that Toy Story gif, MeGrendel.

    Bahahaha.


    Also, I don`t mind giving a bj as long as he`s fresh out of the shower. I have a severe aversion to bodily fluids, though...so I`m not fond of letting him finish...lol....SO CRUEL.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    Gerry - Gross.

    Women of IAB - listen to Gross Gerry, he obviously knows how to please a man.

    Besides, your stench trench is like a petri dish. Under ideal conditions, it`s filled with yeast! It`s like a furry pair of lips that has swallowed another pair of lips.

    Don`t compare going down on a guy to what a guy endures going down on you. Would you stick your face in the axe wound of a skunk, after it`s been bleeding and peed on? It`s literally an inch away from the B-hole.

    Lady bacon is weird. You compare it to a flower...but flowers aren`t hairy. They don`t change shape every time you blink. Flowers don`t bleed and they damn sure don`t smell like low tide at the pier.

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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 9:59 pm
    Cheaters gonna cheat. I have tmj so it`s not a pleasant experience for me but I do love controlling my partner`s pleasure sometimes.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 2:41 am
    I earn a living f*cking other girls.

    I`m a professional so, technically, it isn`t cheating.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 3:23 am
    LOL @ Turdburgler: Your profile description gave me a chuckle.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 4:21 am
    Yikes, turdburglar, you need to find women who wash themselves... regularly, even!; if your description fits the women with whom you`ve come into intimate contact, I kinda feel bad for you. Up your standards a bit and maybe you won`t find it so bad. Remember, find women who wash.
    (and maybe aren`t complete skanks, or without health problems... just sayin`)
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 4:23 am
    @MeGrendel, it`s nice to know there are others out there! My fiancé is one of `em and I do know how lucky I am that it`s one of his favourite pastimes :) ... it`s one of the reasons I like to return the favour, too.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 7:45 am
    I wasted twenty years with a woman like that. A selfish and one-way sex partner. Then I had a great sex life with women that don`t have to be told what a fella is for!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:08 pm
    if a guy (or girl) is going to cheat on you... they really don`t need a reason.

    @WendyPants: Words of wisdom!
    Cheaters cheat! It doesn`t matter why, they just DO!
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 6:33 pm
    Lady bacon is weird. You compare it to a flower...but flowers aren`t hairy. They don`t change shape every time you blink. Flowers don`t bleed and they damn sure don`t smell like low tide at the pier.

    The comparison is poetic, not literal.

    Flowers are a stock image for beauty in many cultures. With a hefty serving of poetic license, labia sort of look like petals. So it`s an apt enough comparison, but it`s really about perceived beauty.

    Low tide at the pier? I think Wendypants makes a good point, because that`s not the normal smell. Somewhat sea-like, yes, but it shouldn`t smell stagnant.

    It`s true that women`s genitals are a far more suitable environment for bacteria than men`s are and it`s true that the taste and smell is stronger (assuming equally reasonable standards of cleanliness), but you`re a long way from a reasonable description of going down on a woman.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    Angillon - Dude, you are way too uptight, like a good vagina.

    This explains it all.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 6:29 am
    "Would you stick your face in the axe wound of a skunk, after it`s been bleeding and peed on? It`s literally an inch away from the B-hole."

    Um- you pee out of that thing you want women to suck on, right? And you don`t wipe that pee off when you`re done, right, so it`s right there and going in their mouth? I hope you don`t do oral when a woman is on her period.

    I begrudgingly do it but I don`t enjoy any moment of it. Not because I feel demeaned or anything. I actually wish I did like it but I have a small mouth and a hair trigger gag reflex so it`s a challenge to do any real sucking without being afraid my teeth will hurt him or I`ll start to gag. I mostly stick to licking and using my hands. Different men taste differently and I`ve know a few pretty gross ones, especially smokers. Semen is pretty much the same as snot so I`m not too excited about having that in my mouth. I don`t expect a guy to go down in me so I don`t think it`s selfish to want to go straig
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    Bakcagain21 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 9:33 am
    Had a girlfriend that used to enjoy doing it, and liked when I shot down into the back of her throat. Only time she would go yuck is when we`d do a2m when in the moment and we were finishing me off.

    I miss her :(
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 12:02 pm
    Sorry if I don`t look forward to having this happen in my mouth:


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