D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Funny

Finally, a product that solve"s man"s greatest issue below the belt. New Zealand"s solution to dirty d*cks.
There are 23 comments:
Male 40,302
@Retaw: oh! No worries mate!
I LAUGHED my ARSE off watching your video! Seriously? That was golden! Suggest it!

I`m just relating to the idea that: "All stories have been told". It`s an "Ancient Greek" thing.

I`m apologetic if I came across as nasty, eh? I was just "pointing it out" in my own way...

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Male 89
@ 5Cats: But the idea is the same. It`s not easy to make totally new things funny. Still, it reminded me of good old Drew Carrey and I wanted to point it out. I wrote it too harsh, sorry;-)
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Male 5,872
Just remembered something from my childhood when a certain TV ad was running:
Max Factor Knacker-Lacquer! Adds lustre to your cluster, glamour to your hammer and perfection to your erection.
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Male 40,302
@Squrlz4: You scurry up and down trees all day! Has the "Freudian Aspects" of this never dawned on you? ;-) I joke! I joke! Trees are not like dicks... much.

@paperduck: And told quite well! Actually there`s 2-3 jokes total.

@diylobotomy: Me too! That put it "over the top" in that good way! :-D

@Retaw: Yeah, well, nothing is "original" eh? Just very well done! And that video you linked? While both funny and about decks? It`s NOT the same as this video.

I have a porch... it`s a lovely porch!
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Female 7,997
LOL...
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Male 2,419
@madduck, sweety,

Come a little closer and let me whisper in your ear what i would do to you if ever we met..
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Female 7,997
MrOrange- last time I blushed was 1987...
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Male 5,872
Went on a bit, bit made me laugh!
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Male 89
Yeah. Very "original".
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Male 46
It`s funny because he`s saying deck but it sounds like dick!
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Male 2,419
Seth dog no ya don,t

considering the E becomes an U, and the I becomes and E

Fudux uxprus and fesh and cheps (or, gimme Sex!) instead of six.

So done proberly this would have made madduck blush ,-)

gut of me duck!
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Female 4,359
lol.
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Female 4,359
squriz, I do have a deck, it needs a bit of a good rub, it`s all flakey. and green.
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Female 4,359
O_o awful accent attempt. It`s those bloody key of awesome guys!
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Male 13,630
Always thought South Africans said Dick - Deck
Not Ozzies or kiwis
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Male 1,832
Lost it at African style caulk.
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Male 768
Just another Aussie twat trying to make fun of our accent.. We don`t even sound like that, do we?
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Male 1,745
It`s the same joke told 60 times in 90 seconds.
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Male 701
"I Lift my deek unpredicted" wha?
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Female 3,696
Squrlz wants the D...eck I mean
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Male 25,417
I am Amused!!!!!!!!
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Male 6,227
LOL! Especially the ending.

Emmettyville, do you have a ... a d*ck? If so, am I allowed to play on it?

OK, now I feel really weird. I need to go for a walk.
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Female 8,043
Link: D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial [Rate Link] - Finally, a product that solve`s man`s greatest issue below the belt. New Zealand`s solution to dirty d*cks.
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