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Date: 09/18/13 12:58 PM

23 Responses to D*ck Maintenance – Banned Commercial

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 12:59 pm
    Link: D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial - Finally, a product that solve`s man`s greatest issue below the belt. New Zealand`s solution to dirty d*cks.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 1:06 pm
    LOL! Especially the ending.

    Emmettyville, do you have a ... a d*ck? If so, am I allowed to play on it?

    OK, now I feel really weird. I need to go for a walk.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 1:24 pm
    I am Amused!!!!!!!!
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 2:33 pm
    Squrlz wants the D...eck I mean
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    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 3:15 pm
    "I Lift my deek unpredicted" wha?
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 4:47 pm
    It`s the same joke told 60 times in 90 seconds.
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 6:01 pm
    Just another Aussie twat trying to make fun of our accent.. We don`t even sound like that, do we?
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 9:14 pm
    Lost it at African style caulk.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:06 am
    Always thought South Africans said Dick - Deck
    Not Ozzies or kiwis
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:18 am
    O_o awful accent attempt. It`s those bloody key of awesome guys!
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:20 am
    squriz, I do have a deck, it needs a bit of a good rub, it`s all flakey. and green.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:21 am
    lol.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:27 am
    Seth dog no ya don,t

    considering the E becomes an U, and the I becomes and E

    Fudux uxprus and fesh and cheps (or, gimme Sex!) instead of six.

    So done proberly this would have made madduck blush ,-)

    gut of me duck!
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    fantasoix Male 40-49
    46 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 1:03 am
    It`s funny because he`s saying deck but it sounds like dick!
  15. Profile photo of Retaw
    Retaw Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 3:45 am
    Yeah. Very "original".
  16. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 4:08 am
    Went on a bit, bit made me laugh!
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 7:32 am
    MrOrange- last time I blushed was 1987...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 9:00 am
    @madduck, sweety,

    Come a little closer and let me whisper in your ear what i would do to you if ever we met..
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 9:10 am
    LOL...
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33090 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:34 am
    @Squrlz4: You scurry up and down trees all day! Has the "Freudian Aspects" of this never dawned on you? ;-) I joke! I joke! Trees are not like dicks... much.

    @paperduck: And told quite well! Actually there`s 2-3 jokes total.

    @diylobotomy: Me too! That put it "over the top" in that good way! :-D

    @Retaw: Yeah, well, nothing is "original" eh? Just very well done! And that video you linked? While both funny and about decks? It`s NOT the same as this video.

    I have a porch... it`s a lovely porch!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 2:24 am
    Just remembered something from my childhood when a certain TV ad was running:
    Max Factor Knacker-Lacquer! Adds lustre to your cluster, glamour to your hammer and perfection to your erection.
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    Retaw Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 2:50 am
    @ 5Cats: But the idea is the same. It`s not easy to make totally new things funny. Still, it reminded me of good old Drew Carrey and I wanted to point it out. I wrote it too harsh, sorry;-)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33090 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 3:33 am
    @Retaw: oh! No worries mate!
    I LAUGHED my ARSE off watching your video! Seriously? That was golden! Suggest it!

    I`m just relating to the idea that: "All stories have been told". It`s an "Ancient Greek" thing.

    I`m apologetic if I came across as nasty, eh? I was just "pointing it out" in my own way...

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