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Date: 09/12/13 11:13 AM

11 Responses to Darth Vader On An Unicycle

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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    September 12, 2013 at 11:14 am
    Link: Darth Vader On An Unicycle - And that`s not even half of it.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    September 12, 2013 at 11:19 am
    Nice to see people stealing things off facebook fan pages now.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    I really like the sound of the pipes, but ...

    Q. How do you get two bagpipers to play in perfect unison?
    A. Shoot one.

    Q. What`s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
    A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

    Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?
    A. Add vibrato.

    Q. What`s the definition of a gentleman?
    A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn`t.

    Q. What`s the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
    A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

    Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
    A. Moving targets are harder to hit.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 1:41 pm
    @tedgp

    stealing? it`s the internet.. pfft
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 1:52 pm
    When I lived in Vancouver Washington, I saw him once while driving in Portland. It was definitely a double take moment. He brightened my day.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 2:57 pm
    I get the feeling that I enjoyed that WAAAYYY too much!
    :D
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 4:19 pm
    Now you`re just trying too hard.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    September 12, 2013 at 6:51 pm
    The guy with the turban, electric guitar and roller skates in Venice Beach I can live with, but this ... okay, this is cool too. lol.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2215 posts
    September 13, 2013 at 8:07 am
    Jumpin Jedi on a pogo stick now Ive seen everything.
    Personally Im more of a digery doo fan
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    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    September 14, 2013 at 8:21 pm
    It`s "A unicycle".

    A if the word following it begins with a consonant sound. An if it begins with a vowel sound.

    A yard
    A user
    An hour
    An elephant
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 3:26 am
    trippyhippy9: Yes they do, but both Y and U are vowels and doesn`t have anything close to a consonant phoneme in the beginning of them, not in my experience anyway.

    Reading it now I realize it looks strange and you may be right, but not for the reasons you`ve stated.

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