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Date: 09/29/13 09:54 AM

17 Responses to Chinese Zoo Tries To Pass Off Mastif Dog As Lion

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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    September 28, 2013 at 4:55 pm
    Link: Chinese Zoo Tries To Pass Off Mastif Dog As Lion - I think that lion barked at me.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 10:01 am

    This sounds like a real-life parody of Monty Python`s "dead parrot" sketch.

    "That`s a bloody dog!"
    "No it`s not!"
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 10:04 am
    why the hell would you go to the zoo whilst on holiday in China anyway. Go out and see the country and experience the culture instead of paying to go an see a bunch of caged animals like you could anywhere
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 11:48 am
    I have no doubt, that in time a story will emerge of a corrupt zoo official who sold the animals for their component parts, to be used in traditional medicine.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 12:59 pm
    finally this story, after passing through the digestive system of the internet, has reached its rectum
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    Chinese are addicted to fakes
    Get fake I pads, fake rolex`s, fake BMW`s
    pretty much anything Western is faked
    so yeah a dog as a lion, everything goes!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 1:18 pm
    Top Gear - land of the fakes
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 3:00 pm
    lol
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 3:02 pm
    so, Quackor, IAB is the rectum of the internet? I thought everyone here were a bunch of a ssholes, suspicion
    confirmed!
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2225 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 4:48 pm
    It`s only fair. The US got its first Panda by passing it off as dog.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2225 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 4:56 pm
    lions arn`t the only thing Asians like to pass off Dog as. Check your Menu.
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    Whitemn Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 6:12 pm
    They were not substituting anything, rather the animals in the cages were food for the larger ones.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 6:37 pm
    He`ld still maul you for a steak, so close enough.
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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 7:55 pm
    Perhaps they were simply confused. It seems it wouldn`t really be the first time since they thought this was a future aircraft carrier recently...


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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3883 posts
    September 29, 2013 at 10:43 pm
    old news
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 30, 2013 at 5:32 am
    "...in time a story will emerge of a corrupt zoo official who sold the animals for their component parts..."
    I`m not weirded out by much but, "EEYAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 30, 2013 at 4:18 pm
    I bet there were a lot of disappointed customers at the zoos restaurant...

    "Dog again?! I paid for lion!"

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