Best Anon Story Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: 1234 3 years ago Funny

Hamplanet stories have a special place in my heart.
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Male 263
>Mammoth hoof
All my lols
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Male 1,292
hilarious, im clapping here
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Male 359
@JadesDitoyr

He`s obviously not black, he even went so far as to say that he`s white. You need to start back at 9gag and learn the internet all over again.
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Male 1,803
Sigh. IAB and it`s censorship...

They don`t call each other an "I am a racist", they call them the n word.
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Male 1,803
JadesDitoyr - it`s a screengrab from /b/. Everyone calls everyone else on /b/ I am a racist! or /b/ro. It`s a standard part of the vernacular used on that particular site. You can go check it out at 4chan.org/b/ .
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Female 6,381
How do people who clearly aren`t working because of their size come up with money for all the fast food they seem to live on?? I couldn`t afford today`s McD`s regularly on my wages, and I would eat only a fraction of what this woman ordered.
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Male 837
Presumably black kid making part of his story about race when it is absolutely unnecessary? Check. You can tell that he`s harboring some hatred that he needn`t. Despite any previous experiences he`s had, according to this story neither the mother nor her kids were racist.

Then, he laughs at the misfortune of others.

I am not impressed.
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Female 4,349
just say no to macdonalds
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Male 2,549
What, did the truth scare her to death?
Or was she affronted because she and her kids have `a medical condition`.
Blech.
Glad that the author didn`t traumatize himself into self-blame over any of this.
If she did survive, I sure as hell hope that it will be eye opening enough for her to make some major life changes.
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Male 7,031

Wherever the kid who wrote this ends up in 20 or 30 years, you can only hope there`s some bored teenager hanging around ready to keep the world informed.
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Male 1,803

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Male 37,888

That was an EPIC story.
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Female 543
She was gonna die very young obviously, it was just a matter of when and where and this anon happened to be part of that cosmic coincidence. Poor kids never got a chance to be healthy, maybe that will give them a reason/opportunity to be healthy
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Female 1,743
...I don`t find humor in this.
Poor kids. :/
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Female 7,833
Tough call- because if HER mother was a greedy obese person then it could be suggested she is also to be pitied.. not by me admittedly.. but... just putting it out there.
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Female 9,402
The woman deserves to have the damn heart attack.
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Female 1,540
WOW. I feel really sorry for her kids though...obese children are fat because of their parents. Plain and simple.
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Male 7,775
Anon, you did a good thing for the world this day.
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Male 208
The kids did not chose what family to be born into. Pity.
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Male 2,586
Every story should end with a tasty sandwich :)
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Male 809
Link: Best Anon Story Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hamplanet stories have a special place in my heart.
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