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Date: 09/09/13 08:43 AM

21 Responses to Best Anon Story Ever [Pic]

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    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 8:45 am
    Link: Best Anon Story Ever - Hamplanet stories have a special place in my heart.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 8:53 am
    Every story should end with a tasty sandwich :)
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    2L84ME Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 8:59 am
    The kids did not chose what family to be born into. Pity.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 9:09 am
    Anon, you did a good thing for the world this day.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 9:28 am
    WOW. I feel really sorry for her kids though...obese children are fat because of their parents. Plain and simple.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 9:53 am
    The woman deserves to have the damn heart attack.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7556 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 9:57 am
    Tough call- because if HER mother was a greedy obese person then it could be suggested she is also to be pitied.. not by me admittedly.. but... just putting it out there.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 9:57 am
    ...I don`t find humor in this.
    Poor kids. :/
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 10:03 am
    She was gonna die very young obviously, it was just a matter of when and where and this anon happened to be part of that cosmic coincidence. Poor kids never got a chance to be healthy, maybe that will give them a reason/opportunity to be healthy
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 10:42 am

    That was an EPIC story.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 11:31 am

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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 11:46 am

    Wherever the kid who wrote this ends up in 20 or 30 years, you can only hope there`s some bored teenager hanging around ready to keep the world informed.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 11:49 am
    What, did the truth scare her to death?
    Or was she affronted because she and her kids have `a medical condition`.
    Blech.
    Glad that the author didn`t traumatize himself into self-blame over any of this.
    If she did survive, I sure as hell hope that it will be eye opening enough for her to make some major life changes.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 12:06 pm
    just say no to macdonalds
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 12:26 pm
    Presumably black kid making part of his story about race when it is absolutely unnecessary? Check. You can tell that he`s harboring some hatred that he needn`t. Despite any previous experiences he`s had, according to this story neither the mother nor her kids were racist.

    Then, he laughs at the misfortune of others.

    I am not impressed.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 12:32 pm
    How do people who clearly aren`t working because of their size come up with money for all the fast food they seem to live on?? I couldn`t afford today`s McD`s regularly on my wages, and I would eat only a fraction of what this woman ordered.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 12:55 pm
    JadesDitoyr - it`s a screengrab from /b/. Everyone calls everyone else on /b/ I am a racist! or /b/ro. It`s a standard part of the vernacular used on that particular site. You can go check it out at 4chan.org/b/ .
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 12:55 pm
    Sigh. IAB and it`s censorship...

    They don`t call each other an "I am a racist", they call them the n word.
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    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 1:22 pm
    @JadesDitoyr

    He`s obviously not black, he even went so far as to say that he`s white. You need to start back at 9gag and learn the internet all over again.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 5:07 pm
    hilarious, im clapping here
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    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    September 10, 2013 at 1:25 am
    >Mammoth hoof
    All my lols

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