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Date: 09/07/13 11:05 AM

21 Responses to Armed Robber Attempts to Rob a Veteran

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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 7:46 am
    Link: Armed Robber Attempts to Rob a Veteran - It takes a moment for the perp to realise...
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 11:17 am
    Sweet
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 11:30 am
    I wish we had audio of that. Still, very interesting.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 11:55 am

    That was beautiful.
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    MelCervini Female 40-49
    2090 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 12:01 pm
    smoooooth and clean draw, IN YO FACE eat my butthole, Feinstein
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    747Pilot Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 12:28 pm
    here`s what happened:

    (Door opens, bell rings, door closes)

    Cashier: "Hello how are you today?"

    Guy: "Hi, give me all the money in the till"

    Cashier: "no, i want you to leave the store right now"

    Guy: "No, i want the money, right now!" (draws gun)

    Cashier: "No you don`t get to do that, do you know why?

    Guy: "Why?"

    Cashier: "Because i`m Batman" *click*

    Guy: "So you are." *backs away* "Another day, Batman. Another day."

    (door opens, bell rings, door closes)
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2312 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 12:53 pm
    Eh, I`da gone ahead and shot him- he wasn`t wearing a hoodie, but I believe I`da got away with it anyhow.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 12:54 pm
    So let`s ban guns okay?
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 2:12 pm
    Yepper, AJ, that`s what everyone is suggesting. Banning guns. That`s the liberal message: ban all guns. That`s all it is, ban guns, ban guns, ban guns. Maybe if the right says it enough, it`ll be true?
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    nomnomnom Male 40-49
    26 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 3:15 pm
    The perp could have easily shot the store owner twice - first, when he grabbed for the gun, and again, while the owner was going for his gun (not a particularly clean or fast draw).

    If the perp had been a hardened criminal, cranked up on drugs, or in any way really willing to shoot (and had a clue how to handle a gun), the owner would have been bleeding out on the floor. Would you be gloating about this then?

    Maybe the owner knew the guy, or was good at reading people, and knew he wouldn`t shoot, so didn`t think he was taking a big chance grabbing for the gun or pulling his own.

    But, to use this an example of why carrying a handgun is smart, or pulling a gun on someone robbing you at gunpoint? Sorry, you haven`t helped that case at all.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Alternate Caption: Guns prevent crime.
    Prevented that gun owner from losing his hard earned money.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 5:02 pm
    LOL. Quick Draw McGraw won this one. He had skills for sure. Would-be perp didn`t stand a chance.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    nomnomnom - You are just all kinds of stupid.
    Maybe it COULD have happened one way or another. Maybe this clerk could have done the world a favor and shot your daddy dead right there.

    No one is trying to prove ANYTHING to YOU. You are too stupid to waste the time on.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 8:25 pm
    only right wing conservative nutjobs think the liberal message is ban ALL guns. But keep spouting it, the other right wing conservative nutjobs will believe it.
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    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    632 posts
    September 7, 2013 at 11:00 pm
    What a dummy, trying to rob a store where the owner has an open carry.
    The guy got lucky the owner could shot him then and there.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    September 8, 2013 at 1:49 pm
    Could have also ended with two dead people.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3318 posts
    September 8, 2013 at 5:36 pm
    Could have also ended with one dead person, the thief.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    September 8, 2013 at 6:54 pm
    only right wing conservative nutjobs think the liberal message is ban ALL guns.


    Dianne Feinstein: “If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States, for an outright ban, picking up … Mr. and Mrs. America, turn ‘em all in.”


    Ya sure they don`t want to though keep your head in the sand.
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
    3362 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 8:54 am
    Extremist on both sides of the isle only see what they want to see and believe whatever preconceived notion whether or not it was based on opinion or facs.
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
    3362 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 8:57 am
    I applaud the clerk for not shooting that guy. One can only hope an experience like that teaches that guy that petty crime isn`t worth your life.
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    September 9, 2013 at 10:33 am
    Well, that is the first truly convincing if bad people are armed no matter what then good people should own guns too argument I have ever seen.

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