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Date: 09/20/13 10:48 AM

38 Responses to Anyone Have Some Scissors? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 10:32 am
    Link: Anyone Have Some Scissors? - A cleaver then? Knife? Sharp rock? Anything? I could fix this if I just had something sharp.
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    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 10:44 am
    She and Beiber need to fight to the death.
  3. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 10:44 am
    That girl needs to be hit in the head with a hammer.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 10:48 am
    I can`t believe how quick she has climbed to the top of my hate list. Just behind Beiber and Paris Hilton.
  5. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 10:57 am
    Jim Bloom`s Bill the Cat.
  6. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:02 am
    WHY? I just don`t get it.
  7. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:05 am
    I`d let he toss my salad. That`s about all she`s good for.
  8. Profile photo of jpwhitfo
    jpwhitfo Male 40-49
    169 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:07 am

  9. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:07 am
    Shove the little bitch into a cat costume... I`ll take care of her from there.
  10. Profile photo of jpwhitfo
    jpwhitfo Male 40-49
    169 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:08 am
    Code beat me to it! :)
  11. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33146 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:30 am
    @CodeJockey: You mean: Berkeley Breathed eh?
    Milo Bloom was a main character, but no one "owned" Bill T Cat, he just wandered around... randomly...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 11:55 am

    Zyklon B would work too.
  13. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 12:12 pm
    I stand corrected.
    I remember the strip going on a REALLY long tangent that had to do with digging into Bill`s past. Something like he`d been a drugged-up rock star...
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 12:38 pm
    Why not shoot her in the face? It`s works just as good as a knife. ;)
  15. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3887 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:34 pm
    there`s a medical procedure for that.
  16. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33146 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 1:53 pm
    @CodeJockey: Bill the Cat You`re right about that! His "pre Bloom County" backstory is hysterical! There are several of them, actually, no one knows which one is "true" :-)

    VV I got it wrong below! It`s "Bill D Cat"... not "T". But "Bill the Cat" is most common in the strips. (lower case "t")
  17. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 4:11 pm
    I`ll just fire up the nail gun.
  18. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 4:14 pm
    Nail her to a 4by in the yard
  19. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 4:53 pm
    please don`t say this will become the next duck face...
  20. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 7:22 pm
    "What`s the big deal?"
  21. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 7:32 pm
    please don`t say this will become the next duck face...

    It is already all over Facebook.
  22. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1248 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 8:54 pm
    Just make sure it`s dead when you kill it.
  23. Profile photo of Magentab0b
    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 9:27 pm
    Right but what is it being called? Giraffe Tongue?
  24. Profile photo of Tupinambis
    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 9:53 pm
    Put her down....
  25. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 10:51 pm
    It`s her primary talent.
  26. Profile photo of Sleepyhallow
    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 12:06 am
    I`m really turned on right now.

    All I can picture is all the places a long tongue like that can be put to use.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 1:20 am

  28. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 3:23 am
    Come on guy`s you can`t blame her for thinking it`s sexy to have a bit of meat sticking out between your lips... and you can`t blame her for swapping those two places. I do (in her case)

  29. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 4:05 am
    What do you get a girl, who has everything?

    Tounge cleaner

    I reaaly don`t mind her , she is young a d having fun. Let her!
  30. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 4:07 am
    Codejocky, have not seen bloomcounty for years, going to look for couple I have :-)
  31. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 5:45 am
    Must be her "rebellious" phase. She couldn`t do that when she was Hannah Montana due to the squeaky clean, cutesy girl-next-door bulls*t, so now she`s whipping that cow tongue of hers out at every opportunity. If she did that near me, I`d spit right on it, "That`ll teach you you fame hungry, attention whore".
  32. Profile photo of jaa12064
    jaa12064 Male 40-49
    25 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 8:20 am
    OK, I already know that I am old, but a question for you young guys - Is that tongue thing supposed to be sexy?
  33. Profile photo of mcssls
    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 11:29 am
    how bout a dynamite dildo
  34. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 12:17 pm
    Wouldn`t it be great just to walk up to her with a staple gun and staple her tongue to her chin?
  35. Profile photo of bdowner60
    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 3:57 pm
    Whats that you say , a dynamite dildo w/ fishhooks , well isn`t that cruel!
  36. Profile photo of JKolodne
    JKolodne Male 18-29
    95 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 4:07 pm
    I`ve never seen a chick so apparently desperate to - for some reason- tell the world that she loves to give head (and it amuses me when older people don`t understand that that`s basically what she`s trying to say....without actually saying it)
  37. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 8:48 pm
    "I`ve never seen a chick so apparently desperate to - for some reason- tell the world that she loves to give head (and it amuses me when older people don`t understand that that`s basically what she`s trying to say....without actually saying it)"

    Only a man would think that because that`s what you wish it meant. She`s just trying to be edgy and rebellious (in her own mind).
  38. Profile photo of Xprez
    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    September 28, 2013 at 3:30 pm
    She`s such a nasty whore. Highly repulsive.

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