Anyone Have Some Scissors? [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Weird

A cleaver then? Knife? Sharp rock? Anything? I could fix this if I just had something sharp.
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Male 676
She`s such a nasty whore. Highly repulsive.
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Female 1,803
"I`ve never seen a chick so apparently desperate to - for some reason- tell the world that she loves to give head (and it amuses me when older people don`t understand that that`s basically what she`s trying to say....without actually saying it)"

Only a man would think that because that`s what you wish it meant. She`s just trying to be edgy and rebellious (in her own mind).
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Male 96
I`ve never seen a chick so apparently desperate to - for some reason- tell the world that she loves to give head (and it amuses me when older people don`t understand that that`s basically what she`s trying to say....without actually saying it)
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Male 593
Whats that you say , a dynamite dildo w/ fishhooks , well isn`t that cruel!
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Male 15,832
Wouldn`t it be great just to walk up to her with a staple gun and staple her tongue to her chin?
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Female 695
how bout a dynamite dildo
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Male 25
OK, I already know that I am old, but a question for you young guys - Is that tongue thing supposed to be sexy?
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Male 2,619
Must be her "rebellious" phase. She couldn`t do that when she was Hannah Montana due to the squeaky clean, cutesy girl-next-door bulls*t, so now she`s whipping that cow tongue of hers out at every opportunity. If she did that near me, I`d spit right on it, "That`ll teach you you fame hungry, attention whore".
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Female 2,549
Codejocky, have not seen bloomcounty for years, going to look for couple I have :-)
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Female 2,549
What do you get a girl, who has everything?

Tounge cleaner

I reaaly don`t mind her , she is young a d having fun. Let her!
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Male 2,417
Come on guy`s you can`t blame her for thinking it`s sexy to have a bit of meat sticking out between your lips... and you can`t blame her for swapping those two places. I do (in her case)

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Male 5,874

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Male 1,983
I`m really turned on right now.

All I can picture is all the places a long tongue like that can be put to use.
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Male 14,775
It`s her primary talent.
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Male 568
Put her down....
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Female 1,467
Right but what is it being called? Giraffe Tongue?
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Female 1,313
Just make sure it`s dead when you kill it.
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Male 11,740
[quote]please don`t say this will become the next duck face...[/quote]

It is already all over Facebook.
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Male 521
"What`s the big deal?"
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Female 1,803
please don`t say this will become the next duck face...
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Male 2,096
Nail her to a 4by in the yard
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Male 2,096
I`ll just fire up the nail gun.
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Male 36,469
@CodeJockey: Bill the Cat You`re right about that! His "pre Bloom County" backstory is hysterical! There are several of them, actually, no one knows which one is "true" :-)

VV I got it wrong below! It`s "Bill D Cat"... not "T". But "Bill the Cat" is most common in the strips. (lower case "t")
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Female 4,086
there`s a medical procedure for that.
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Female 9,402
Why not shoot her in the face? It`s works just as good as a knife. ;)
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Male 5,608
I stand corrected.
I remember the strip going on a REALLY long tangent that had to do with digging into Bill`s past. Something like he`d been a drugged-up rock star...
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Male 37,888

Zyklon B would work too.
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Male 36,469
@CodeJockey: You mean: Berkeley Breathed eh?
Milo Bloom was a main character, but no one "owned" Bill T Cat, he just wandered around... randomly...
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Male 169
Code beat me to it! :)
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Male 4,594
Shove the little bitch into a cat costume... I`ll take care of her from there.
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Male 169

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Male 15,832
I`d let he toss my salad. That`s about all she`s good for.
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Male 6,227
WHY? I just don`t get it.
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Male 5,608
Jim Bloom`s Bill the Cat.
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Male 7,775
I can`t believe how quick she has climbed to the top of my hate list. Just behind Beiber and Paris Hilton.
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Male 2,143
That girl needs to be hit in the head with a hammer.
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Male 820
She and Beiber need to fight to the death.
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Female 8,044
Link: Anyone Have Some Scissors? [Pic] [Rate Link] - A cleaver then? Knife? Sharp rock? Anything? I could fix this if I just had something sharp.
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