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Date: 09/22/13 07:03 AM

18 Responses to 5-Year-Old`s Attack Dog

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 1:04 pm
    Link: 5-Year-Old`s Attack Dog - Dis is pwivate pwopedy
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 7:15 am
    Where can I get one of these for my Daughter?
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 7:16 am
    And that ladies and gentleman, is why a dog is your best friend. you don`t even need to train them to do this, just take proper care of them. The only thing the training does is teacht he dogs to bit in the arm instead of rippign the guy`s throat out.

    Dogs rule.
    that`s all she wrote.
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    Rodin Male 30-39
    770 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 7:19 am
    Why not give her a gun as well?
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3881 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 8:13 am
    most any dog will step up when they think they`re person is in trouble. my sister`s boston terrier used to get in between her sons when they`d yell at each other. they learned pretty fast that that dog wouldn`t put up with any s hit.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 8:22 am


    I agree. In the animal world, there`s no companion like a dog. And it comes naturally to them to defend both family and home.

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    oobaka Male 40-49
    999 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 8:24 am
    My neighbor`s dog did the same for me (we found out the hard way)
    We literally grew up together. I was 1 when she got her.
    If I grabbed someone or they grabbed me, Gypsy would latch onto their leg.
    And God help the dog that was aggressive towards me.
    She`s been gone for 30 years now and I still miss her.
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 9:03 am
    Yeah! Let`s see a cat do that!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 9:05 am
    Pure coincidence law predicts that both trainers will be walking the street chatting one day, and the dog will recognise their voices and chew `em to bits.
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    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 9:15 am
    why don`t those guys use the pipes they have in their other hands?
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    BritInvasion Male 18-29
    311 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 9:20 am
    I agree with Danagamer. If those were real thugs they would be beating the crap out of that dog with those pipes.
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    September 22, 2013 at 10:27 am
    His accent is worse than hers... Southern Americas...talking gwood engwish since gawd cweated amewica!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 2:50 pm
    That was cute! Essential training for the little girl AND the dog!

    I think the dog was just having fun though, IDK if he`d do much good in a real abduction situation... but better than nothing!

    @danagamer & @BritInvasion: They didn`t `use the pipes` because it`s just simple, basic training. They`re just getting the dog used to defending and obeying the girl`s voice commands.
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    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 3:05 pm
    That dog doesn`t stand a chance against George Zimmerman. Especially if he sees that girl in a hoodie.
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1128 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 5:24 pm
    Actually I dont think these guys were training the dog... the dog clearly knew his role and was tail wagging the whole tim...I think the point was actually teaching the daughter how to handle the dog...just saying :P
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    reija Female 30-39
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    September 23, 2013 at 9:00 am
    This is a demo of Schutzhund level 2 protection training. (I think - i know for sure that on level 1 they don`t use sticks on the dog, but this may be level 3 because there`s two `attackers`) it`s very similar to police dog training, they`re probably either teaching the girl how to handle the dog, or they`re just demonstrating that `even a child can do it`
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 23, 2013 at 9:45 pm
    So the dog graduates and will only attack guys whose arms are wrapped in burlap.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    September 25, 2013 at 11:23 am
    why didn`t she just get an attack cat? oh right, cats suck

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