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Date: 09/19/13 12:58 PM

35 Responses to 40 Absolutely Crazy Vintage Products [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 8:47 am
    Link: 40 Absolutely Crazy Vintage Products - Who bought these? Did any of them work? And how gullible were we back in the day? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 10:22 am
    Anyone else notice that you send for that orgy game to Gaylord Jones in Chicago?
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 10:24 am
    ...and they act like *we`re* the dumb generation.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 10:31 am
    These are awesome! Thanks for posting!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 10:46 am

    Is there a Recto Rotor with a motor?
    Seems like something you want to mechanize.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 10:50 am
    Grove`s tasteless chill tonic (50c a bottle) seems to have been a raging success.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 10:58 am
    I had a square egg thingy- might still be tucked away somewhere- but it was with the bel cream maker- and that is safely in the cupboard so must have lost it.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:07 am
    VV @panth753: Noticed that right away! :-)

    So many questions!
    Why would anyone order two "Vibra Finger" gum massagers?
    Did anyone, ever, actually order a "Jet Powered Space Ranger"??
    Did they survive the initial flight?

    Cat Mew Machine (1963) Where can I get one?? >^..^<



    And one of these!!
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:29 am

    You can keep your Smart Phones, iPads and Apps. Give me a world with Man-from-Mars Radio Hats, Running-Board Dog Sacks and Wooden Bathing Suits. Heck, you might as well throw in the woman from the "Cook and Wash on you Refrigerator" ad.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:30 am
    "Why would anyone order two "Vibra Finger" gum massagers?"

    Maybe their gums aren`t the only part they want to stimulate with a finger-like vibrator. Of course, I can`t think of what that other part might be...
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 11:53 am
    So many lolz, thanks kitteh
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    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
    427 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:05 pm
    If i only had something against my terrible toothache ... ;)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm
    @broizfam: I asked a loaded question, eh?

    At first I thought: "Two? One for each hand I guess..."

    I mentally pictured someone massaging their gums with two fingers...

    THEN my mind "got dirty" and... OH MY! (Lolz!)
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    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:28 pm
    The "works fine" quote killed me. This is my ghost. Or, I am a ghost. Ah, drat it, wasn`t funny anyway.
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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:31 pm
    I`m thinking I`m too young for many of these but I do remember getting taken for my hard earned 2 bucks...


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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 12:50 pm
    Love the hat radio quote.


    "Works fine"


    Thats just how i would review a product
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 1:41 pm
    I love looking through old magazines and comics that are full of ads for crazy sh*t like this. It would be cool to actually find some of this sh*t, I have to start paying more attention whenever I stop at yard sales & flea markets.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 2:38 pm
    @broizfam, that`s what I was thinking... to massage my gums... right, just like the suspiciously dildo shaped `face massagers` I`ve seen in cheap magazines.

    LOL how the hell is the atomic energy lab considered to be perfectly safe?

    And about the zippered swim trunks for men of action!.... and apparently men with the hips and legs of a woman, judging by the drawing.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 3:49 pm
    I thought one of the purposes of men`s underwear was to protect them from the evil zipper of our pants.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 5:19 pm
    yup. Take the rectorotor to the neighbours house along with the `orgy` game, and let the fun begin!!!
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 7:31 pm
    Golly gee! I could really use an egg cuber!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 7:47 pm
    My dad had one of those combo kitchens in his office.
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    FinkStinger Male 30-39
    147 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 9:14 pm
    Wasn`t too sure about the radio hat, until I saw LIFE magazines stunning review.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 9:47 pm
    I could use some of those! The Space Ranger would be sweet! Really, the combo kitchen would be great in small apartments. I don`t know why there isn`t something like that still available.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 2:30 am
    Mitt Romney!
  26. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 3:23 am
    Post = 4.0!
    Comments = 4.0!

    HEY! Who voted less than 4.0? Heretic! (lolz)
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 5:41 am
    I want the cigarette umbrella - just in time for winter here.
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    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 7:05 am
    The dog sack is ingenious. No more wet dog smell in your shaggin` wagon.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 7:28 am
    Don`t laugh. Today they want you to buy ingenious cooking devices, penis and breast enlarging pills, pills that`ll cure you of whatever ails ya and reverse mortgages. And don`t forget the honest lawyer advertisements.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 9:03 am
    People were dumb back then! Not like now!
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 9:25 am
    @5Cats,
    "THEN my mind "got dirty" and... OH MY!"
    Um...I can`t POSSIBLY imagine what you`re talking about! (snickers quietly)

    @Wendypants,
    The dildo shaped face massagers are actually for nassaging the uvula. HeHe!
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 9:25 am
    Oops! "M"assaging.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 12:08 am
    Surprised to see the jet pack hovering in front of Vancouver`s Lions Gate Bridge (which I can see from here)! Funny that I never saw any.
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    dangelo420 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    September 21, 2013 at 5:24 am
    im fairly certain the first one works as advertised
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    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    September 22, 2013 at 2:45 am
    Am I the only one profoundly disturbed by the fattened pig child?

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