40 Absolutely Crazy Vintage Products [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Weird



















































































Who bought these? Did any of them work? And how gullible were we back in the day? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
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Male 283
Am I the only one profoundly disturbed by the fattened pig child?
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Male 5
im fairly certain the first one works as advertised
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Female 6,381
Surprised to see the jet pack hovering in front of Vancouver`s Lions Gate Bridge (which I can see from here)! Funny that I never saw any.
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Male 6,077
Oops! "M"assaging.
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Male 6,077
@5Cats,
"THEN my mind "got dirty" and... OH MY!"
Um...I can`t POSSIBLY imagine what you`re talking about! (snickers quietly)

@Wendypants,
The dildo shaped face massagers are actually for nassaging the uvula. HeHe!
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Male 2,424
People were dumb back then! Not like now!
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Male 3,477
Don`t laugh. Today they want you to buy ingenious cooking devices, penis and breast enlarging pills, pills that`ll cure you of whatever ails ya and reverse mortgages. And don`t forget the honest lawyer advertisements.
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Male 670
The dog sack is ingenious. No more wet dog smell in your shaggin` wagon.
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Male 2,862
I want the cigarette umbrella - just in time for winter here.
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Male 40,752
Post = 4.0!
Comments = 4.0!

HEY! Who voted less than 4.0? Heretic! (lolz)
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Male 15,270
Mitt Romney!
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Male 11,739
I could use some of those! The Space Ranger would be sweet! Really, the combo kitchen would be great in small apartments. I don`t know why there isn`t something like that still available.
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Male 147
Wasn`t too sure about the radio hat, until I saw LIFE magazines stunning review.
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Male 15,832
My dad had one of those combo kitchens in his office.
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Male 2,548
Golly gee! I could really use an egg cuber!
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Female 4,438
yup. Take the rectorotor to the neighbours house along with the `orgy` game, and let the fun begin!!!
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Male 987
I thought one of the purposes of men`s underwear was to protect them from the evil zipper of our pants.
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Female 2,415
@broizfam, that`s what I was thinking... to massage my gums... right, just like the suspiciously dildo shaped `face massagers` I`ve seen in cheap magazines.

LOL how the hell is the atomic energy lab considered to be perfectly safe?

And about the zippered swim trunks for men of action!.... and apparently men with the hips and legs of a woman, judging by the drawing.
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Male 3,908
I love looking through old magazines and comics that are full of ads for crazy sh*t like this. It would be cool to actually find some of this sh*t, I have to start paying more attention whenever I stop at yard sales & flea markets.
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Male 25,416
Love the hat radio quote.


"Works fine"


Thats just how i would review a product
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Male 883
I`m thinking I`m too young for many of these but I do remember getting taken for my hard earned 2 bucks...


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Male 198
The "works fine" quote killed me. This is my ghost. Or, I am a ghost. Ah, drat it, wasn`t funny anyway.
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Male 40,752
@broizfam: I asked a loaded question, eh?

At first I thought: "Two? One for each hand I guess..."

I mentally pictured someone massaging their gums with two fingers...

THEN my mind "got dirty" and... OH MY! (Lolz!)
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Male 425
If i only had something against my terrible toothache ... ;)
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Male 7,774
So many lolz, thanks kitteh
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Male 6,077
"Why would anyone order two "Vibra Finger" gum massagers?"

Maybe their gums aren`t the only part they want to stimulate with a finger-like vibrator. Of course, I can`t think of what that other part might be...
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Male 7,031

You can keep your Smart Phones, iPads and Apps. Give me a world with Man-from-Mars Radio Hats, Running-Board Dog Sacks and Wooden Bathing Suits. Heck, you might as well throw in the woman from the "Cook and Wash on you Refrigerator" ad.
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Male 40,752
VV @panth753: Noticed that right away! :-)

So many questions!
Why would anyone order two "Vibra Finger" gum massagers?
Did anyone, ever, actually order a "Jet Powered Space Ranger"??
Did they survive the initial flight?

Cat Mew Machine (1963) Where can I get one?? >^..^<



And one of these!!
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Female 8,052
I had a square egg thingy- might still be tucked away somewhere- but it was with the bel cream maker- and that is safely in the cupboard so must have lost it.
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Male 5,872
Grove`s tasteless chill tonic (50c a bottle) seems to have been a raging success.
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Male 39,920

Is there a Recto Rotor with a motor?
Seems like something you want to mechanize.
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Male 4,745
These are awesome! Thanks for posting!
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Male 3,894
...and they act like *we`re* the dumb generation.
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Female 9,572
Anyone else notice that you send for that orgy game to Gaylord Jones in Chicago?
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Female 8,043
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