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10 Dumbest Female Celebrities (With Quotes)! [Pic]

Celebrity Brilliance at it”s finest!

10. Snooki

The pint-sized, self-proclaimed meatball on her frustration with people giving her the time: “I”m not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn”t know. Why can”t you just say 2:30?”

9. Kellie Pickler

Bless her heart, Kellie Pickler is one of the sweetest American Idol contestants in the history of the show but her adorkably cute comments weren”t appreciated during her appearance on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader when she insulted all of her overseas fans when she quipped, “I thought Europe was a Country” during one of her answers.

8. Paula Dean

On her recent controversy: “If theres anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back if you”re out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me. Please. I want to meet you. I is what I is, and I”m not changing.”

7. Brooke Shields

The former models comments regarding an anti-smoking campaign she was endorsing: “Smoking Kills. If you”re killed, you”ve lost a very important part of your life.”

6. Jessica Simpson

On the pronunciation of the word Platypus: “Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?” Umm, yes, Jess. It”s always been pronounced that way.

She also gets bonus points for her famous “Tuna Is chicken” Fiasco

5. Alicia Silverstone

On her movie Clueless: “I think it was very deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if its true lightness.” Uhhhh WAT?

4. Christina Aguilera

Inquiring about the annual Cannes Film Festival: “So, where”s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

3. Tara Reid

The Sharknado actress on her reputation of being a dumb blonde: “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

2. Britney Spears

On whether shed like to visit Japan: “I”ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don”t like eating fish. And I know that”s very popular out there in Africa.”

1. Aubrey O”Day

Her take on Hitler: “I don”t condone Hitler one ounce, but yes, he was a brilliant man. Can you guys say that he wasn”t? He ran a country.”

Hollywood is filled with countless talented, successful & intelligent women. Unfortunately these are not any of them.

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Date: 09/18/13 10:24 AM

27 Responses to 10 Dumbest Female Celebrities (With Quotes)! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    September 18, 2013 at 9:37 am
    Link: 10 Dumbest Female Celebrities (With Quotes)! - Hollywood is filled with countless talented, successful & intelligent women. Unfortunately these are not any of them.
  2. Profile photo of BlackHaze
    BlackHaze Male 18-29
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    September 18, 2013 at 11:23 am
    Hitler WAS a brilliant man. Bit of an non-nice individual, but brilliant nonetheless.
  3. Profile photo of MelCervini
    MelCervini Female 50-59
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    September 18, 2013 at 11:38 am
    I`m not seeing what`s `dumb` about what paula dean said.
  4. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    September 18, 2013 at 11:41 am
    slight tigger, mostly knowing sigh
  5. Profile photo of Johanvb
    Johanvb Male 40-49
    527 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 11:43 am
    "when she insulted all of her overseas fans when she quipped, "I thought Europe was a Country"".

    Europe.coudn`t.care.less...
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7775 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 12:07 pm
    Only 10? I`m sure these vacuous creatures could have their very own website dedicated to their outbursts.
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 12:27 pm
    @melcervini thats alright mel, no one will blame you... you is what you is.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 18, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    On starving children in Somalia: "I`d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies" - Mariah Carey

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    lsdmoe Male 40-49
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    September 18, 2013 at 12:49 pm
    "overseas fans"??

    Have never heard of the cloth-eared bint
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    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
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    September 18, 2013 at 2:09 pm
    Yes, Hitler ran our country - into hell!
  11. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    September 18, 2013 at 2:38 pm
    I watched Aubrey O`day on the Apprentice, she was as irritating as nails on a chalkboard but she wasn`t dumb...some people just sat really dumb things

    Example: Me playing `Head`s up` and upon trying to get me to say `Reindeer` the question was posed "Santa and his 7...." I blurted out "Dwarves" and then cried for a minute and a half.
  12. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    September 18, 2013 at 5:23 pm
    Not to nitpick but movie quotes dont really count, also `shed` kinda lost any credibility the author might have had IMO
  13. Profile photo of Afugy
    Afugy Male 30-39
    199 posts
    September 18, 2013 at 5:54 pm
    WHAT, like you have never said anything dumb! I say dumb poo all the time, I just don`t have a bunch of non-nice individuals recording my every word. Snooki is a tard though.
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    1234 Male 30-39
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    September 18, 2013 at 6:25 pm
    Dead-Kittens not to nitpick but none of these are quotes from movies. One was a quote about how the actress felt about her movie, but that is as close as it got.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
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    September 18, 2013 at 6:47 pm
    I knew we were in for a treat when I saw Snooki was the TENTH dumbest.
  16. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
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    September 18, 2013 at 8:30 pm
    goes to show you`d better stay in school, kids.
  17. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
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    September 18, 2013 at 8:52 pm
    ah well, a degree is no guarantee that only smart things come out of one`s mouth ... My favorites:

    The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas. - Dubya at meeting with Janez Drnovsek, the prime minister of Slovenia

    China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

    I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

    Traditionally, most of Australia`s imports come from overseas. - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

    There is so much to quote from George W. Jr. really.

    Our own (German) beloved second chancellor Heinrich Luebke is infamous for greeting everyone as "Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, dear Negroes" when he visited Africa in the 1960s.

    I`ve been trying to find something funny by British politicians, but haven`t
  18. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
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    September 18, 2013 at 8:53 pm
    don`t british politicians make faux pas?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    September 18, 2013 at 10:44 pm
    Stupid sluts make the world a better place. God bless them all.
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    insanmonster Male 18-29
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    September 18, 2013 at 11:33 pm
    @BlackHaze

    I agree, Hitler was absolutely brilliant. To basically brainwash the minds of an entire country is not an easy thing to do. I abhor the atrocities that he committed, but nonetheless he was brilliant.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    September 19, 2013 at 12:34 am
    @LemonCurry
    Yes loads of them,
    the one which springs to mind is the previous PM
    Gordon brown canvassing and met a women who complained about his policies, he smiled and nodded head,
    got back in the car, forgot to turn his microphone off, and called her a bigoted woman
    which hit the news instantly, thusly he lost his seat, and his title of PM after that
  22. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 40-49
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    September 19, 2013 at 6:04 am
    Hitler was an evil genius, aside from using briliant politics to secure the chancellor position. preparing the country and army for war with europe watching him, his war tactics were next level. what, holland wants to fight back? ok bomb the poo out of rotterdam, send them a list of 12 cities that are next if they don`t surrender. france? hmm those pesky bunkers in the ardens.. we`ll go around them. other then that he was an evil twised sick son of g*ddamn bitch. who got of way to easy, like some of the prominent nazi scientist who worked for the u.s goverment after WWII.
  23. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2545 posts
    September 19, 2013 at 6:12 am
    ...and they all make or have made more money than what I am presuming is the majority of us.
  24. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    September 19, 2013 at 6:33 am
    like some of the prominent nazi scientist who worked for the u.s goverment after WWII.

    Ya Russia didn`t take any of those too....
  25. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
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    September 19, 2013 at 8:47 am
    ferdyfred,
    lol, thank you for that anecdote. :-)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    September 20, 2013 at 2:01 am
    @SwayWithMe: Not your fault! Santa has 8! Reindeer! Or 9 if you add Rudolph...

    @Dead_Kittens: You are 100% Correct! I noticed that too! "Movie Quotes" are not indicative of intelligence; they`re reading from a script! If they "seem stupid" it means they`re GOOD actors!!

    I think #5 #4 and #3 are actually quite witty...
  27. Profile photo of BlackHaze
    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 20, 2013 at 6:35 am
    @McGovern1981
    Getting defensive over Murica again are we?

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