10 Dumbest Female Celebrities (With Quotes)! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Entertainment


Celebrity Brilliance at it"s finest!

10. Snooki

The pint-sized, self-proclaimed meatball on her frustration with people giving her the time: "I"m not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn"t know. Why can"t you just say 2:30?"



9. Kellie Pickler

Bless her heart, Kellie Pickler is one of the sweetest American Idol contestants in the history of the show but her adorkably cute comments weren"t appreciated during her appearance on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader when she insulted all of her overseas fans when she quipped, "I thought Europe was a Country" during one of her answers.



8. Paula Dean

On her recent controversy: "If theres anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back if you"re out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me. Please. I want to meet you. I is what I is, and I"m not changing."



7. Brooke Shields

The former models comments regarding an anti-smoking campaign she was endorsing: "Smoking Kills. If you"re killed, you"ve lost a very important part of your life."



6. Jessica Simpson

On the pronunciation of the word Platypus: "Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?" Umm, yes, Jess. It"s always been pronounced that way.

She also gets bonus points for her famous "Tuna Is chicken" Fiasco



5. Alicia Silverstone

On her movie Clueless: "I think it was very deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if its true lightness." Uhhhh WAT?



4. Christina Aguilera

Inquiring about the annual Cannes Film Festival: "So, where"s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"



3. Tara Reid

The Sharknado actress on her reputation of being a dumb blonde: "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."



2. Britney Spears

On whether shed like to visit Japan: "I"ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don"t like eating fish. And I know that"s very popular out there in Africa."



1. Aubrey O"Day

Her take on Hitler: "I don"t condone Hitler one ounce, but yes, he was a brilliant man. Can you guys say that he wasn"t? He ran a country."





Hollywood is filled with countless talented, successful & intelligent women. Unfortunately these are not any of them.
There are 27 comments:
Male 194
@McGovern1981
Getting defensive over Murica again are we?
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Male 41,100
@SwayWithMe: Not your fault! Santa has 8! Reindeer! Or 9 if you add Rudolph...

@Dead_Kittens: You are 100% Correct! I noticed that too! "Movie Quotes" are not indicative of intelligence; they`re reading from a script! If they "seem stupid" it means they`re GOOD actors!!

I think #5 #4 and #3 are actually quite witty...
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Male 1,104
ferdyfred,
lol, thank you for that anecdote. :-)
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Male 14,331
[quote]like some of the prominent nazi scientist who worked for the u.s goverment after WWII.[/quote]

Ya Russia didn`t take any of those too....
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Male 2,548
...and they all make or have made more money than what I am presuming is the majority of us.
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Male 2,419
Hitler was an evil genius, aside from using briliant politics to secure the chancellor position. preparing the country and army for war with europe watching him, his war tactics were next level. what, holland wants to fight back? ok bomb the poo out of rotterdam, send them a list of 12 cities that are next if they don`t surrender. france? hmm those pesky bunkers in the ardens.. we`ll go around them. other then that he was an evil twised sick son of g*ddamn bitch. who got of way to easy, like some of the prominent nazi scientist who worked for the u.s goverment after WWII.
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Male 13,630
@LemonCurry
Yes loads of them,
the one which springs to mind is the previous PM
Gordon brown canvassing and met a women who complained about his policies, he smiled and nodded head,
got back in the car, forgot to turn his microphone off, and called her a bigoted woman
which hit the news instantly, thusly he lost his seat, and his title of PM after that
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@BlackHaze

I agree, Hitler was absolutely brilliant. To basically brainwash the minds of an entire country is not an easy thing to do. I abhor the atrocities that he committed, but nonetheless he was brilliant.
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Male 15,832
Stupid sluts make the world a better place. God bless them all.
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Male 1,104
don`t british politicians make faux pas?
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Male 1,104
ah well, a degree is no guarantee that only smart things come out of one`s mouth ... My favorites:

The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas. - Dubya at meeting with Janez Drnovsek, the prime minister of Slovenia

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

Traditionally, most of Australia`s imports come from overseas. - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

There is so much to quote from George W. Jr. really.

Our own (German) beloved second chancellor Heinrich Luebke is infamous for greeting everyone as "Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, dear Negroes" when he visited Africa in the 1960s.

I`ve been trying to find something funny by British politicians, but haven`t
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Male 1,104
goes to show you`d better stay in school, kids.
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Male 2,675
I knew we were in for a treat when I saw Snooki was the TENTH dumbest.
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Male 809
Dead-Kittens not to nitpick but none of these are quotes from movies. One was a quote about how the actress felt about her movie, but that is as close as it got.
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Male 199
WHAT, like you have never said anything dumb! I say dumb poo all the time, I just don`t have a bunch of non-nice individuals recording my every word. Snooki is a tard though.
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Male 1,252
Not to nitpick but movie quotes dont really count, also `shed` kinda lost any credibility the author might have had IMO
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Female 3,696
I watched Aubrey O`day on the Apprentice, she was as irritating as nails on a chalkboard but she wasn`t dumb...some people just sat really dumb things

Example: Me playing `Head`s up` and upon trying to get me to say `Reindeer` the question was posed "Santa and his 7...." I blurted out "Dwarves" and then cried for a minute and a half.
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Male 425
Yes, Hitler ran our country - into hell!
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Male 72
"overseas fans"??

Have never heard of the cloth-eared bint
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Male 40,221

On starving children in Somalia: [quote]"I`d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies"[/quote] - Mariah Carey

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Male 586
@melcervini thats alright mel, no one will blame you... you is what you is.
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Male 7,774
Only 10? I`m sure these vacuous creatures could have their very own website dedicated to their outbursts.
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Male 530
"when she insulted all of her overseas fans when she quipped, "I thought Europe was a Country"".

Europe.coudn`t.care.less...
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Female 4,489
slight tigger, mostly knowing sigh
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Female 4,589
I`m not seeing what`s `dumb` about what paula dean said.
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Male 194
Hitler WAS a brilliant man. Bit of an non-nice individual, but brilliant nonetheless.
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Female 8,043
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