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Date: 09/27/13 07:19 AM

21 Responses to 10 Amazing Parenting Hacks

  1. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7740 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 7:20 am
    Link: 10 Amazing Parenting Hacks - apart from the hammock
  2. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 7:34 am
    I am officially ready for motherhood now. Thanks.
  3. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 7:37 am
    Only one or two useful things.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 8:25 am
    excellent way to raise them to be productive members of society in the real world!
  5. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 9:03 am
    Brocolli with sprinkles. No kid in the world is that dumb
  6. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 9:34 am
    Whenever I see sprinkles, I see Teddy sprinkles. The image is burned into my mind.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 9:42 am
    I wish my kids moved in slow motion...
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    tac1967 Male 40-49
    2 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 9:57 am
    Here is the easist hack:
    DON`T HAVE CHILDREN
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 10:00 am
    I had no idea parenting was so easy.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 10:16 am
    Or you could just slap `em silly when they don`t do what you say.
  11. Profile photo of aliyahg1979
    aliyahg1979 Female 30-39
    254 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 10:20 am
    lol so.. yeah... now picture this:

    a toddler is so pissed off that he cannot close the door all the way thanks to the doorjam noodle... lol then he figures out he can take it off... then makes a giant mess by breaking it apart all over the house.. lol tada!!
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 10:41 am
    Don`t like the monster spray. Teaches kids monsters are real.
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    MelCervini Female 50-59
    2197 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 10:50 am
    the "monster spray" works great to snap a kid out of a tantrum.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 10:53 am
    a toddler is so pissed off that he cannot close the door all the way thanks to the doorjam noodle... lol then he figures out he can take it off... then makes a giant mess by breaking it apart all over the house.. lol tada!!

    Or you could just be smart enough to put the noodle high enough on the door that he can` t reach it. lol tada!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36687 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    High enough a toddler can`t reach? No such thing!
    I swear they levitate when no one`s looking.
  16. Profile photo of aliyahg1979
    aliyahg1979 Female 30-39
    254 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 1:11 pm
    @mrPeabody

    i chuckled a bit when i read your reply because.. well... lol here are some videos for you to explain why your pretentious suggestion is moot.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FmH8jFLrwDU

    and

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m3UtP-yA3h0

    and

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0dF6sgv6at8
  17. Profile photo of JadesDitoyr
    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 1:15 pm
    "Fairytales don`t tell children that dragons exist: children already know that dragons exist. Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed."

    Kids already know that Monsters are real. Monster Spray teaches kids to face the Monsters. I like it.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    @LadyMorgue
    ohhh, really, Im into fatherhood quite suddenly :-P
    I know - Im a dreamer
  19. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 3:01 pm
    These were LAME as drat...
  20. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 28, 2013 at 12:59 am
    Holding a pen or pencil properly: there`s a lost art! I see people using a proper grip so rarely I`m tempted to compliment them when I do. Any grip that forces you to move your whole hand to form letters, instead of just your fingers, is not only fatiguing, it makes for crabbed, messy, writing.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    September 28, 2013 at 6:44 am
    glue and glitter on a dollar bill??

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