You Thought Cows Were Scary?! [Pic]

Submitted by: McThstlpnts 4 years ago in Entertainment



Hold on to Your Nuts! Here"s the Poster for Squirrels...
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Male 40,266


The Tailiban
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Male 5,872
Fear not! Captain America will come to the rescue!

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Male 13,630
Thought squiggles were like that all the while
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Male 6,227
[quote]LOL so what part do you play in the movie, Squrlz4sale?... Where`s Squrlz4sale in all this?[/quote]
I was hired as an extra. In one scene, you can see me egging on a squirrel that`s eating the nose off the face of a small child. The pay wasn`t much, but the catering was fantastic (can you say *hazelnut sorbet*?).

Of course, aside from the occasional beetle or grub, we squirrels adhere to a plant-based diet so the idea of me eating chunks of flesh, let alone human flesh, is absurd. Unless of course I`m debating climate change with someone on here. Then all bets are off. =^.^=
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Female 8,127
My grandmother indeed lost part of a finger to a squirrel, and a bigger part of another finger to a sardine can. It was actually septicaemia as she was born in 1904, and both injuries occurred before antibiotics. Beats the chap who died because of a rose thorn. I treat antibiotics very seriously..
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Female 6,381
Where`s Squrlz4sale in all this?
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Male 15,339
Skip the first minute
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Female 426
I`d watch it.
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Male 7,031
@5Cats

"@Jake_Justice: You know that Black Sheep 2006 is A Real Movie! eh?"

Yes, I`ve seen it. Enjoyed it, too.
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Male 41,175
@emmettyville: That would require a boy with his Grandma (or Grandpa) and would lose the "GP-13" rating in a flash!

@Jake_Justice: You know that Black Sheep 2006 is A Real Movie! eh?

@CrakrJak: oh there`s MUCH worse films than Sharknado! Dozens of them!
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Male 17,511
I didn`t think it could get much worse than Sharknado, I was wrong.
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Male 410
Did anyone else immediately think of the white rabbit from Monty Pythons The Holy Grail when they saw this.
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Female 956
LOL
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Female 4,084
"They`ll see you before you see them."
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Male 3,733
@madduck are you saying that your grandmother claims that she lost a finger because of squirrel? because if you are thats awesome (awesome story i mean, not so much for you grandma, but im sure she got over it). you have no idea how many times im going to tell your story to the same people the next time im drunk at a party.
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Male 3,894
Really? That excited over seeing a squirrel? Where are you from, Los Angeles?
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Female 8,127
My grandmothers finger! Yes- really- she lost it as a squirrel went for her wedding ring in hyde park- not sure whether he bit her or the ring got pulled. She thinks he caught the shine and thought it was food as they do get fed a lot! That was 1930 something!
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Male 6,198
Looks better than Black sheep (Violence of the Lambs)
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Male 40,266


They`re outside....watching you
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Male 1,445
At the end of the movie it is revealed that Foamy is leading the rest of Squirrel-kind in the annihilation of humans.
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Female 4,492
the poster would have been funier if it had of been a testicle.
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Male 7,123
I`d watch that.
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Male 7,031

Looks promising ...

Hope it`s as good as this one.
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Female 2,415
LOL so what part do you play in the movie, Squrlz4sale?
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Female 1,539
Link: You Thought Cows Were Scary?! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hold on to Your Nuts! Here`s the Poster for Squirrels...
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