You Think Sharks Are Scary? [Pic]

Submitted by: ElectricEye 3 years ago in Weird

Think again.
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Male 5,179
Zed,Just Ask any waitress
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Male 1,015
TheZigRat "Caution... Bulls do`nt tip."
That`s rude !
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Male 5,179
Anyone ever hear the Balid "Cows With Guns"?
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Male 5,179
Caution... Bulls do`nt tip.
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Male 510
Anyone down for cow-tipping?
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Male 5,179
" Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or the tiger, or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see. " - Jack Handey
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Male 1,015
Oh damn !!! I forgot about Twister ^^
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Male 38,457

Cownado .... only on SyFy!
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Male 1,920
"Cownado ????"
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Male 1,015
Cownado ????
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Male 2,549
And they increase the production of greenhouse gases
And they can increase the rate of desertification
And frequent consumption of their meat increases the risk of a variety of health issues

But the cattle aren`t really the ones to be blamed...
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Male 38,457
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Male 38,457
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Male 7,740
Brillian Idea, Gerry!

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Male 2,419
And people still think we are natural meat eaters,
Hah!
how many cats do you see killed by a mouse or a sparrow? :P
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Male 13,624
I had a fat cow try and kill me last Wednesday
she didnt stop at a pedestrian crossing
cow was on a mobile phone and only my razor sharp wits saved me from being flattened by her
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Male 3,612
cows? just cows? so bulls don`t hurt any one?
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Male 66
In other news, the animal that kills the most humans per year is the hippo. To avoid this huge fat stinky beast stay away from wal-mart! This just in; the other hippos are dangerous as well.
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Male 5,874
They know you are there, they are just waiting for the right moment...

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Male 38,457

It`s BOVINE WEEK! on the Discovery Channel!
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Male 257
ps, i am yet to tip my first cow, but i`m a stranger to these here parts ...
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Male 257
@CaptKangaroo (fellow military type greetings!)i live in the south west of england, at least once a month someone walking their dog will spook a herd, and they stomp them to death. sounds pretty brutal to me.
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Male 550
No Captain, it`s the farmer coming too close to a cow with her calf or to a bull and not paying attention to them.
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Male 2,756
That doesn`t count, I guess, the odd moron that manages to tip one over on his own self.
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Male 2,729
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