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Date: 08/16/13 11:22 AM

18 Responses to Why Did The Libertarian Cross The Road? [Pic]

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    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2013 at 11:26 am
    Link: Why Did The Libertarian Cross The Road? - F*ck the police.
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    FinkStinger Male 30-39
    147 posts
    August 16, 2013 at 11:39 am
    Boooo.
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    FinkStinger Male 30-39
    147 posts
    August 16, 2013 at 11:40 am
    Oh wait, I thought it said "librarian"
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2013 at 12:18 pm
    And here I thought the purest distillation of libertarian thought could only be expressed in a Zen koan: "If a man alone farts in the middle of the desert, does it still stink?"

    Or: "What is the sound of the invisible hand jacking?" Mysterious...Profound....
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2013 at 1:15 pm
    LOL.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2013 at 2:07 pm
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2013 at 2:09 pm
    To be a DEMOCRAT you have to believe
    that the HIV virus is spread by a lack of federal funding
    To be a REPUBLICAN you have to believe
    that terrorism and hatred towards America are spread by a lack of US Military occupations

    To be a DEMOCRAT you have to believe
    that anyone who disagrees with you is either a) a right wing fundamentalist who listens to too much talk radio, b) a heartless conservative who wants everyone to make $2 and hour, or c) a stupid redneck who beats his wife and owns too many guns
    To be a REPUBLICAN you have to believe
    that anyone who disagrees with you is either a) a tree-hugging liberal hippie pot smoker who hates America, b) a God-hating liberal weenie who is too overrun with estrogen to understand simple logic such as “A is B when Republicans say it is,” or c) a terrorist
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    August 16, 2013 at 2:15 pm
    What`s the difference between third party and single payer healthcare? Nothing really, the latter`s waiting lines just make it FORMALLY dysfunctional.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    August 16, 2013 at 3:30 pm
    I would never detain a chicken. They are too cute to be detained.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2013 at 4:00 pm
    I like a lot of the Libertarian Party`s ideas. I voted for Johnson. However, sometimes you get the feeling around the really hardcore ones that you`re not invited to the party if you don`t conform across the bored.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    August 16, 2013 at 4:03 pm
    @Andrew

    I can understand the feeling, some libertarians want to legalize dueling. They`re consenting adults after all, but even I have hard time justifying it seeing as it isn`t a real prudent way of dealing with grievances.
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    HumanAction Male 18-29
    2357 posts
    August 16, 2013 at 4:24 pm
    Lol - now that`s funny.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 16, 2013 at 6:27 pm
    Squrlz4Sale: Those peckerheads deserve to be detained, plucked and fried extra crispy.

    hehe
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    Keyh Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 17, 2013 at 7:16 am
    "I like a lot of the Libertarian Party`s ideas. I voted for Johnson. However, sometimes you get the feeling around the really hardcore ones that you`re not invited to the party if you don`t conform across the bored."

    There are extremists in every group of people, including libertarians. While the views of libertarians most accurately match mine, there are still some things I disagree with, and some things I`m downright frightened about.

    It`s going to be the same with every group. If I were you, I`d be more worried about agreeing with everything that a political group stands for, because chances are, you`re brainwashed at that point.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    August 17, 2013 at 7:43 am
    @Keyh,
    Well said. A lot of people need to learn that.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 9:22 am
    I don`t say this often, but crakrJak`s comment made me lol!
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    August 17, 2013 at 9:26 am
    i approve of this chicken. ron swanson would approve of this chicken
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 17, 2013 at 9:37 am
    @keyh: yes, good comment, but the reality is, no matter who you choose, they will be hijacked by the party anyways.

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