Why Did The Libertarian Cross The Road? [Pic]

Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 4 years ago in Funny

F*ck the police.
There are 18 comments:
Male 3,369
@keyh: yes, good comment, but the reality is, no matter who you choose, they will be hijacked by the party anyways.
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Female 543
i approve of this chicken. ron swanson would approve of this chicken
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Male 3,369
I don`t say this often, but crakrJak`s comment made me lol!
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Male 6,077
@Keyh,
Well said. A lot of people need to learn that.
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Male 226
"I like a lot of the Libertarian Party`s ideas. I voted for Johnson. However, sometimes you get the feeling around the really hardcore ones that you`re not invited to the party if you don`t conform across the bored."

There are extremists in every group of people, including libertarians. While the views of libertarians most accurately match mine, there are still some things I disagree with, and some things I`m downright frightened about.

It`s going to be the same with every group. If I were you, I`d be more worried about agreeing with everything that a political group stands for, because chances are, you`re brainwashed at that point.
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Male 17,511
Squrlz4Sale: Those peckerheads deserve to be detained, plucked and fried extra crispy.

hehe
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Male 2,357
Lol - now that`s funny.
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Male 10,855
@Andrew

I can understand the feeling, some libertarians want to legalize dueling. They`re consenting adults after all, but even I have hard time justifying it seeing as it isn`t a real prudent way of dealing with grievances.
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Male 2,578
I like a lot of the Libertarian Party`s ideas. I voted for Johnson. However, sometimes you get the feeling around the really hardcore ones that you`re not invited to the party if you don`t conform across the bored.
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Male 6,227
I would never detain a chicken. They are too cute to be detained.
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Male 10,855
What`s the difference between third party and single payer healthcare? Nothing really, the latter`s waiting lines just make it FORMALLY dysfunctional.
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Male 10,855
To be a DEMOCRAT you have to believe
that the HIV virus is spread by a lack of federal funding
To be a REPUBLICAN you have to believe
that terrorism and hatred towards America are spread by a lack of US Military occupations

To be a DEMOCRAT you have to believe
that anyone who disagrees with you is either a) a right wing fundamentalist who listens to too much talk radio, b) a heartless conservative who wants everyone to make $2 and hour, or c) a stupid redneck who beats his wife and owns too many guns
To be a REPUBLICAN you have to believe
that anyone who disagrees with you is either a) a tree-hugging liberal hippie pot smoker who hates America, b) a God-hating liberal weenie who is too overrun with estrogen to understand simple logic such as “A is B when Republicans say it is,” or c) a terrorist
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Male 10,855
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Male 17,511
LOL.
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Female 2,228
And here I thought the purest distillation of libertarian thought could only be expressed in a Zen koan: "If a man alone farts in the middle of the desert, does it still stink?"

Or: "What is the sound of the invisible hand jacking?" Mysterious...Profound....
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Male 147
Oh wait, I thought it said "librarian"
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Male 147
Boooo.
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Male 938
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