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Date: 08/13/13 09:52 AM

17 Responses to When You`re Alone And Having Naughty Time [Pic]

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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 6:18 am
    Link: When You`re Alone And Having Naughty Time - Just remember they`re watching you.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    August 13, 2013 at 10:25 am

    Not to mention ...

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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1835 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 10:41 am
    Don`t forget ceiling cat!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 10:42 am
    Certainly won`t be alone when xbox one comes out with it`s `never truly off` kinect camera.

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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 10:56 am
    hold on, im gonna have an orgy right now
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    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 10:58 am
    @listypoos

    Or you could you know, not buy an Xbox One
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 11:28 am

    I`ve never felt alone thanks to the voices in my head.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 11:56 am
    I remember my mom telling my little brother that "grandma was always with us and looking over us, doesn`t that make us feel better"

    Now that I`m older, no. No it doesn`t. That thought is terrifying. There have been instances in my life where I was embarrassed I was there.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 12:06 pm
    "Or you could you know, not buy an Xbox One"

    I wouldn`t... I`m more of a playstation player as far as consoles go, but my stepson is an xbox fan, so when he saves up his money there`ll be one in the house.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    HolyGod - What are you saying? That my Grandma is there, watching me masturbate!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 12:36 pm
    Gerry, no it`s Holygod`s grandma that`s watching you masturbate.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 1:06 pm
    Gerry1of1

    I`m pretty sure you could list a few things you`ve done in your life that are more offensive to your grandma than masturbating.

    Listypoos

    You win.
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    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 1:28 pm
    Well, you can just rock my ass to sleep tonight, now.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 1:36 pm
    I don`t doubt they`re there, but I highly doubt "they`re watching you."
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    If it was HolyGod watching fine, but his grandma creeps me out.


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    Gypsybard Male 40-49
    97 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 12:14 am
    "There are 10 times more bacterial cells in your body than human cells, according to Carolyn Bohach, a microbiologist at the University of Idaho..."
    Not only are they watching you, they most probably influence your daily life.

    "Following your gut," refers to the "little gut," or area of the stomach with a high concentration of bacteria. Is that a craving that YOU are having or your bacteria is having?
    When you don`t want to eat the food or take the medicine that will rid you of your illness, is it you or is it the billions of bacteria or virus cells that are trying to stay alive?
    Add to that multiple other microbes and parasites that regularly inhabit the body, trying to feed on the energy of the mitochondria and it`s a regular town hall meeting in there!

    Creepy? Sure. But, true nonetheless. "I yam what I yam," says Popeye, but what I yam is a veritable universe of sentient beings!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 1:19 am
    Im nay caring who watches me - enjoy the show

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