When You`re Alone And Having Naughty Time [Pic]

Submitted by: honkeylips 3 years ago in Funny

Just remember they"re watching you.
Credits: Bird and Moon
There are 17 comments:
Male 13,624
Im nay caring who watches me - enjoy the show
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Male 97
"There are 10 times more bacterial cells in your body than human cells, according to Carolyn Bohach, a microbiologist at the University of Idaho..."
Not only are they watching you, they most probably influence your daily life.

"Following your gut," refers to the "little gut," or area of the stomach with a high concentration of bacteria. Is that a craving that YOU are having or your bacteria is having?
When you don`t want to eat the food or take the medicine that will rid you of your illness, is it you or is it the billions of bacteria or virus cells that are trying to stay alive?
Add to that multiple other microbes and parasites that regularly inhabit the body, trying to feed on the energy of the mitochondria and it`s a regular town hall meeting in there!

Creepy? Sure. But, true nonetheless. "I yam what I yam," says Popeye, but what I yam is a veritable universe of sentient beings!
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Male 38,511

If it was HolyGod watching fine, but his grandma creeps me out.


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Male 2,711
I don`t doubt they`re there, but I highly doubt "they`re watching you."
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Male 559
Well, you can just rock my ass to sleep tonight, now.
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Male 8,132
Gerry1of1

I`m pretty sure you could list a few things you`ve done in your life that are more offensive to your grandma than masturbating.

Listypoos

You win.
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Male 3,147
Gerry, no it`s Holygod`s grandma that`s watching you masturbate.
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Male 38,511

HolyGod - What are you saying? That my Grandma is there, watching me masturbate!
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Male 3,147
"Or you could you know, not buy an Xbox One"

I wouldn`t... I`m more of a playstation player as far as consoles go, but my stepson is an xbox fan, so when he saves up his money there`ll be one in the house.
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Male 8,132
I remember my mom telling my little brother that "grandma was always with us and looking over us, doesn`t that make us feel better"

Now that I`m older, no. No it doesn`t. That thought is terrifying. There have been instances in my life where I was embarrassed I was there.
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Male 38,511

I`ve never felt alone thanks to the voices in my head.
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Male 130
@listypoos

Or you could you know, not buy an Xbox One
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Male 2,855
hold on, im gonna have an orgy right now
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Male 3,147
Certainly won`t be alone when xbox one comes out with it`s `never truly off` kinect camera.

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Male 2,469
Don`t forget ceiling cat!
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Male 7,031

Not to mention ...

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Male 1,586
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