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Date: 08/18/13 07:02 PM

58 Responses to Welp I`m going To Hell [Pic]

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    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 6:46 pm
    Link: Welp I`m going To Hell - Too many sins, not enough time.
  2. Profile photo of AvatarJohn
    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 7:17 pm
    This is why the population of Heaven is only 1656.
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    feverdream Female 18-29
    106 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 7:24 pm
    lotr...lord of the rings?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 7:27 pm
    Yep, I`ll be going to Hell first class.
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1016 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 7:38 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    Book 8: Harry Potter and the Gateway to Hell

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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 7:57 pm
    Yoga :-)

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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6203 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 8:21 pm
    Who wants to go to heaven anyway?

    Hanging out with a bunch of self-righteous christians for all eternity sounds like hell to me.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 8:26 pm
    Glad Midget porn didnt hit the list - Im ok
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 8:26 pm
    feverdream -
    yup the very same - hell for you I guess!
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 8:40 pm
    Remote viewing! Damn!

  12. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 8:48 pm
    Darn it, I still have 20 items on the list to partake in!
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 8:54 pm
    I find it odd that vegetarianism is on this list. Oh, well I guess I shouldn`t be surprised.

    Harry Potter, LOTR, Remote viewing, Video games, Marijuana & Pot Parties, Rock Music, Heavy Metal, Fornication, LSD/shrooms, Halloween, Dungeons & Dragons, and Astrology are my crimes.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 8:55 pm
    Stinkin F ucking christies
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 9:06 pm
    Surprised being a Catholic is not on there
    they (according to mainstream news) are a naughty lot of kiddy ..... you know the rest
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 9:08 pm
    To be fair if Heaven is this strict,
    Hiya Beelzebub, lets go party
  17. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 9:08 pm
    holy s hit, I got a legion of demons living in me apparently!
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 9:14 pm
    Note that Atheism is not on the list
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    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 9:22 pm
    ...wait, so Deuteronomy mentions the Twilight films & Cyberpunk culture?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    Live nude dogs is okay I guess.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 10:07 pm
    wouldn`t lycanthropy be a symptom of demonic possession, not a cause?
  22. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 10:12 pm
    Wow! I`ve got 9 in the left-hand column alone!
    Cripes, 26 all total.

    What`s wrong with XTC? they`re quite a good band. (Misspell Ecstasy = lolz!)

    "Hey hey! The clouds are whey."
    Senses Working Overtime
    Note: THEY (Metrolyrics) got the first line wrong, not me!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 10:19 pm
    @I-am-evil: 12? Pfft! Piker! I got 26!!

    @bacon_pie: DAMMIT! 27 for me...

    @Gerry1: No worries for me. Catgirls are not on the list? Phew! Ok! I`m good then!

    @jinxiejae: Ooo! Good point! I suppose TRYING to become lycanthropic gets you in trouble, eh?
    Otherwise you are 100% correct!
    It says so in my Dungeon Master`s Guide :-)
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 10:19 pm
    I guess I can still listen to AC/DC`s first album.
  25. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 10:46 pm
    HG: When you get there, I think you`ll change your mind.

    But I have to say that this list is a bit ridiculous for several entries like yoga, veganism, rock music, etc. As for "demonic possession", I`ve never seen anyone that would qualify. Those that may seem possessed, imho, are merely mentally ill in need of treatment.

    That doesn`t mean there aren`t evil people, like Charlie Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ramirez, etc.
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 11:15 pm
    Hey! They forgot "Education"
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    wolladude Male 30-39
    361 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 11:23 pm
    Postmodernism?!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 11:59 pm

    @ Tupinambis - As far as I`m concerned....you win the thread!

    55555
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    New_Guy Male 30-39
    406 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 12:25 am
    fornication? Sorry J man!
    One way. Down please!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 12:40 am
    As for "demonic possession", I`ve never seen anyone that would qualify.
    @CrakrJak: I have! And I don`t mean those evil people you mention. Just... BAD!
    And some pets too. All sorts of things get possessed by demonic forces! (IF you believe in that stuff, of course.)

    @Draculya: It`s in the "10 Commandments" eh?

    @wolladude: YOU win the thread! Just ignore @Gerry1, it`s what we all do...
    (Ack! Just kidding! But @wolladude really does win the thread, eh?)
    Strangely? "postmodernism" is NOT one of my sins!
    :-)
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 2:52 am
    Well, on Halloween, we only have fake skeletons in our yard.

    the real ones are inside.
  32. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 3:17 am
    @5Cats:

    "You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments." So if your great grandfather said FU god, or carried a crucifix, then you`re going to hell.

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 3:17 am
    "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates." So if your house guest logs onto check email between Friday and Saturday sunsets, you`re going to hell as well
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 3:19 am
    "And you shall not desire your neighbor`s house" So real estate transactions are pretty much illegal too.

    Screw the bible and the 10 commandments, that`s a load of horse crap.*

    *That statement`s probably right up there on the list too.
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 3:35 am
    Draculya: "So if your great grandfather said FU god, or carried a crucifix, then you`re going to hell."

    Jesus paid the penalty for our sins so we will not have to suffer the second death, which is hell - Romans 6:23, Revelation 20:14

    There is a big difference how God disciplines those saved by Christ, New Testament, and the Hebrews of the Old Testament.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 4:11 am
    Remote viewing? Bugger, how can I look after our clients` servers now?
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    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 5:49 am
    What, no kiddy fiddling? Explains a lot...sooo heaven is full of catholic priests then, makes perfect sense.

    As sure as hell not a place I would like to be then.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 6:46 am
    Yup, if this stuff gets you into hell I sure as hell wouldn`t want to go to heaven...
    we`ll have way better company and AWESOME parties!! :)
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 6:49 am
    ... and, honestly, I would have thought the list would have simply been:
    murder
    theft
    lying
    ... maybe adultery?
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    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    634 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 7:15 am
    I`m safe, porn`s not listed.
    But if you don`t eat meat you go to h311?
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 8:01 am
    Forplay2k: Funny, I thought it was Wing H, room 312, of Hell for vegetarians.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 8:08 am
    Sit through a Twilight film, you go STRAIGHT TO HAYELL!!!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 8:11 am
    Yoga: "I`ve never been so relaxed."
    Zealot Bot: "STRAIGHT TO HAYELL!!!"
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    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 8:43 am
    Better known in my house as "Tuesday".
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    ajackmanuk Male 18-29
    36 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 8:48 am
    Well, I`m going to hell.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 9:41 am
    We Jedi Masters are far above this sort of trivia.
  47. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 9:46 am
    Fire Walking: "Sh*t!! This sidewalk is hot!! I need to go back for my shoes!!"
    Zealot Bot: "STRAIGHT TO HAYELL!!!"
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 10:14 am
    Marihuana
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    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 10:42 am
    XTC?
    What`s Andy Partridge done wrong?
    He`s only making plans for Nigel.

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    MadnessLvl2 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 11:03 am
    I understand where most of these have an argument. While a bunch of them are silly in my opinion...the only one I`ve never heard any reasons for is vegetarianism....I grew up at least hearing about why almost all of these are bad from someone or other...except for vegetarianism...that don maka no sense to me.
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    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 12:45 pm
    what happens with someone who has a scull, some bones and fornicates?
  52. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    "10" commandments? That`s what Moses got but if you count them there are 613 commandments in the old testament. So, there`s pretty much a loop hole to send you to hell no matter how good you are.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 3:32 pm
    Only three I haven`t done Scientology, Burning Man, and Backmasking. I bet my demons are possessed by demons.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 3:37 pm
    Guy: *Reads the 600+ commandments*
    Zealot Bot: "STRAIGHT TO HAYELL!!!"
    Guy: "But, I haven`t done anything!!"
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 6:27 pm
    I would think the church of satan would be a no-brainer.
  56. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    Get used to the view, people.


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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 10:24 pm
    oh, they left off having brand preferences or favorite restaurants
  58. Profile photo of Xprez
    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    August 22, 2013 at 10:04 pm
    According to that, EVERYONE is going to hell. Pretty much covers all people.

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