Welp I`m going To Hell [Pic]

Submitted by: 1234 3 years ago Weird

Too many sins, not enough time.
There are 58 comments:
Male 676
According to that, EVERYONE is going to hell. Pretty much covers all people.
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Male 3,231
oh, they left off having brand preferences or favorite restaurants
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Male 37,914

Get used to the view, people.


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Male 2,085
I would think the church of satan would be a no-brainer.
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Male 5,608
Guy: *Reads the 600+ commandments*
Zealot Bot: "STRAIGHT TO HAYELL!!!"
Guy: "But, I haven`t done anything!!"
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Female 1,467
Only three I haven`t done Scientology, Burning Man, and Backmasking. I bet my demons are possessed by demons.
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Male 37,914

"10" commandments? That`s what Moses got but if you count them there are 613 commandments in the old testament. So, there`s pretty much a loop hole to send you to hell no matter how good you are.
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Male 226
what happens with someone who has a scull, some bones and fornicates?
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Male 144
I understand where most of these have an argument. While a bunch of them are silly in my opinion...the only one I`ve never heard any reasons for is vegetarianism....I grew up at least hearing about why almost all of these are bad from someone or other...except for vegetarianism...that don maka no sense to me.
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Male 759
XTC?
What`s Andy Partridge done wrong?
He`s only making plans for Nigel.

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Male 1,292
Marihuana
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Male 5,608
Fire Walking: "Sh*t!! This sidewalk is hot!! I need to go back for my shoes!!"
Zealot Bot: "STRAIGHT TO HAYELL!!!"
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Male 5,874
We Jedi Masters are far above this sort of trivia.
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Male 36
Well, I`m going to hell.
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Male 439
Better known in my house as "Tuesday".
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Male 5,608
Yoga: "I`ve never been so relaxed."
Zealot Bot: "STRAIGHT TO HAYELL!!!"
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Male 5,608
Sit through a Twilight film, you go STRAIGHT TO HAYELL!!!
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Female 6,381
Forplay2k: Funny, I thought it was Wing H, room 312, of Hell for vegetarians.
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Male 698
I`m safe, porn`s not listed.
But if you don`t eat meat you go to h311?
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Female 2,415
... and, honestly, I would have thought the list would have simply been:
murder
theft
lying
... maybe adultery?
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Female 2,415
Yup, if this stuff gets you into hell I sure as hell wouldn`t want to go to heaven...
we`ll have way better company and AWESOME parties!! :)
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Male 500
What, no kiddy fiddling? Explains a lot...sooo heaven is full of catholic priests then, makes perfect sense.

As sure as hell not a place I would like to be then.
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Male 2,859
Remote viewing? Bugger, how can I look after our clients` servers now?
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Male 17,512
Draculya: "So if your great grandfather said FU god, or carried a crucifix, then you`re going to hell."

Jesus paid the penalty for our sins so we will not have to suffer the second death, which is hell - Romans 6:23, Revelation 20:14

There is a big difference how God disciplines those saved by Christ, New Testament, and the Hebrews of the Old Testament.
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Male 14,775
"And you shall not desire your neighbor`s house" So real estate transactions are pretty much illegal too.

Screw the bible and the 10 commandments, that`s a load of horse crap.*

*That statement`s probably right up there on the list too.
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Male 14,775
"Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates." So if your house guest logs onto check email between Friday and Saturday sunsets, you`re going to hell as well
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Male 14,775
@5Cats:

"You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments." So if your great grandfather said FU god, or carried a crucifix, then you`re going to hell.

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Female 2,691
Well, on Halloween, we only have fake skeletons in our yard.

the real ones are inside.
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Male 36,558
[quote]As for "demonic possession", I`ve never seen anyone that would qualify.[/quote]
@CrakrJak: I have! And I don`t mean those evil people you mention. Just... BAD!
And some pets too. All sorts of things get possessed by demonic forces! (IF you believe in that stuff, of course.)

@Draculya: It`s in the "10 Commandments" eh?

@wolladude: YOU win the thread! Just ignore @Gerry1, it`s what we all do...
(Ack! Just kidding! But @wolladude really does win the thread, eh?)
Strangely? "postmodernism" is NOT one of my sins!
:-)
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Male 406
fornication? Sorry J man!
One way. Down please!
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Male 37,914

@ Tupinambis - As far as I`m concerned....you win the thread!

55555
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Male 381
Postmodernism?!
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Male 568
Hey! They forgot "Education"
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Male 17,512
HG: When you get there, I think you`ll change your mind.

But I have to say that this list is a bit ridiculous for several entries like yoga, veganism, rock music, etc. As for "demonic possession", I`ve never seen anyone that would qualify. Those that may seem possessed, imho, are merely mentally ill in need of treatment.

That doesn`t mean there aren`t evil people, like Charlie Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ramirez, etc.
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Male 3,474
I guess I can still listen to AC/DC`s first album.
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Male 36,558
@I-am-evil: 12? Pfft! Piker! I got 26!!

@bacon_pie: DAMMIT! 27 for me...

@Gerry1: No worries for me. Catgirls are not on the list? Phew! Ok! I`m good then!

@jinxiejae: Ooo! Good point! I suppose TRYING to become lycanthropic gets you in trouble, eh?
Otherwise you are 100% correct!
It says so in my Dungeon Master`s Guide :-)
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Male 36,558
Wow! I`ve got 9 in the left-hand column alone!
Cripes, 26 all total.

What`s wrong with XTC? they`re quite a good band. (Misspell Ecstasy = lolz!)

"Hey hey! The clouds are whey."
Senses Working Overtime
Note: THEY (Metrolyrics) got the first line wrong, not me!
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Female 2,927
wouldn`t lycanthropy be a symptom of demonic possession, not a cause?
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Male 37,914

Live nude dogs is okay I guess.
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Male 198
...wait, so Deuteronomy mentions the Twilight films & Cyberpunk culture?
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Male 14,775
Note that Atheism is not on the list
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Female 4,349
holy s hit, I got a legion of demons living in me apparently!
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Male 13,624
To be fair if Heaven is this strict,
Hiya Beelzebub, lets go party
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Male 13,624
Surprised being a Catholic is not on there
they (according to mainstream news) are a naughty lot of kiddy ..... you know the rest
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Male 1,558
Stinkin F ucking christies
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Male 510
I find it odd that vegetarianism is on this list. Oh, well I guess I shouldn`t be surprised.

Harry Potter, LOTR, Remote viewing, Video games, Marijuana & Pot Parties, Rock Music, Heavy Metal, Fornication, LSD/shrooms, Halloween, Dungeons & Dragons, and Astrology are my crimes.
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Male 2,549
Darn it, I still have 20 items on the list to partake in!
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Male 3,061
Remote viewing! Damn!

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Male 13,624
feverdream -
yup the very same - hell for you I guess!
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Male 13,624
Glad Midget porn didnt hit the list - Im ok
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Male 7,926
Who wants to go to heaven anyway?

Hanging out with a bunch of self-righteous christians for all eternity sounds like hell to me.
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Female 2,549
Yoga :-)

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Male 37,914

Book 8: Harry Potter and the Gateway to Hell

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Male 1,056
Male 11,740
Yep, I`ll be going to Hell first class.
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Female 106
lotr...lord of the rings?
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Male 1,059
This is why the population of Heaven is only 1656.
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Male 809
Link: Welp I`m going To Hell [Pic] [Rate Link] - Too many sins, not enough time.
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