We Are The Cyclists

Submitted by: richanddead 4 years ago in Funny

The most efficient beings on the planet
There are 25 comments:
Female 2,415
@greenbasterd, not personally but I hold out hope that there are some good bicyclists out there :)
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Male 871
hahaha Monkey Dust the satire of which appears to have missed most.
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Male 4,099
@madduck: "Just because car owners have to get tax for their vehicle in line with engine size and emissions it does not give them rights over and above other tax payers."

Why are you trying to argue with me? I was answering @FredSpudman question, not giving you a flame war invitation. Shoo, little histrionic cyclist, go take a Midol, for I have no time for the likes of you.
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Male 14,331
As for your living healthy that no one else cares about well bike seat have been shown to increase chances of prostate cancer and impotence..... that`s actually pretty fitting.
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Male 14,331
Cyclists are pricks. Take off the spandex with all the brands on it no ones sponsoring you....and the hipster ones well just look at them! This isn`t even accounting for what they do to traffic.
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Male 7,123
I cycle a fair bit, mostly rural and off-road. I drive a fair bit, mostly main roads and urban.

As a driver I often see stupid, inconsiderate cyclists and think, `You idiot, I might have killed you.`

As a cyclist I often see stupid inconsiderate drivers and think, `You idiot, you might have killed me.`
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Male 2,376
"Wow, whoever made this must have had one baaaaaaad experience with some bicyclists!!"

are you trying to say there are good experiences with cyclist?
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Male 759
Aah, Monkey Dust. The greatest show ever to appear on BBC3.

The fellow who made it died after three series though so that was the end of that.

The Paedofinder General, Ivan Dobsky and Clive Pringle were my favorites.
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Female 7,999
RichandDead- I pay Road tax- I just do not pay vehicle tax- but I have every right to use the feckin road- just a pedestrians do. Just because car owners have to get tax for their vehicle in line with engine size and emissions it does not give them rights over and above other tax payers.
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Female 2,415
Wow, whoever made this must have had one baaaaaaad experience with some bicyclists!!
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Male 4,099
@FredSpudman: link
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Male 653
Road tax? What is this thing?
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Male 5,094
I`m pretty certain this is a repost, but I can`t be arsed to search for it, and most of the regulars doesn`t appear to have seen it, so nevermind.
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Male 5,872
Brilliant clip!
This one lights the blue touch-paper of the easily annoyed.
Despite being a cyclist myself, the ones that annoy me (when I am driving) are the lycra-twats with yellow jerseys on racing bikes who ride on the road when a cycle-path is provided.
Bloody tinted wrap-round goggles and silly hats with points at the back when they are unlikely to exceed 20mph.
The bastards.
Poop-poop!
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Male 15,187
Durex shorts
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Female 7,999
Oih- I follow the highway code, obey the law etc. because I want to live. The tossers in 4x4s who try to kill me on a daily basis cannot claim I fell foul of the rules. I do not wear lycra, or hog the road. The only time I do move into the centre is when I have indicated I will do so, usually to turn right- and on one particular stretch to avoid the huge pot holes and cracks which are so big I can`t ride through them.
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Male 40,349
Hee Hee Hee: We Are The Robots Kraftwerk!

What`s with the hill? Why don`t they shift to a lower gear/
"Fixed Gear Bicycles"? What madness is this you speak of???
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Male 13,630
Sorry, have to agree with turdy
Seen too many ass twats running the lights, jumping on the pavement to avoid stuff, and then shooting back into traffic, no lights at night etc...
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Male 4,099
"we all obey the law"


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Male 11,739
What a moronic bunch of crap. I know tons of cyclists and we all obey the law the same as everyone else. We stop at lights and stop signs, stay in our lane, signal turns, etc. Sure, there are some idiots who don`t follow the law. But look at how many dumbass drivers are out there doing a lot worse.

The person who made this is a complete tool.
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Male 759
Flame the smug fu=kers.
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Male 2,390
@turdy - Guess I`m a fudgeen retard then.

Actually I liked the video. It`s `those` kind of cyclists that give others a bad name. I try to obey the laws all the time(except where I can`t trip the signal) and give way to cars but sometimes everyone needs to just learn to work together.

I know a few of The Cyclists and they`re just assclowns.
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Male 39,596

Great
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Male 4,891

Spot on! Bastards think they can decide which rules to follow. They will go 20 in a 45, riding in the middle of the lane holding up traffic. Even when there is a bicycle lane. I asked one why he didn`t say in his bike lane. He said that the cars push pebbles into that lane and make his ride bumpy.
Then when stopped at a traffic light, they don`t wait in line. They cycle to the front, then when it goes green, all the cars are stuck behind the basdard doing 20 in the 45. That is if they didn`t run the red light, once again deciding what rules they want to follow.

Anything (outside the 1980`s) that wears spandex from head to toe, is a fudgeen retard.
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Male 4,099
Link: We Are The Cyclists [Rate Link] - The most efficient beings on the planet
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