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Date: 08/18/13 03:20 PM

25 Responses to We Are The Cyclists

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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 3:20 pm
    Link: We Are The Cyclists - The most efficient beings on the planet
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    August 18, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    Spot on! Bastards think they can decide which rules to follow. They will go 20 in a 45, riding in the middle of the lane holding up traffic. Even when there is a bicycle lane. I asked one why he didn`t say in his bike lane. He said that the cars push pebbles into that lane and make his ride bumpy.
    Then when stopped at a traffic light, they don`t wait in line. They cycle to the front, then when it goes green, all the cars are stuck behind the basdard doing 20 in the 45. That is if they didn`t run the red light, once again deciding what rules they want to follow.

    Anything (outside the 1980`s) that wears spandex from head to toe, is a fudgeen retard.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    Great
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 5:05 pm
    @turdy - Guess I`m a fudgeen retard then.

    Actually I liked the video. It`s `those` kind of cyclists that give others a bad name. I try to obey the laws all the time(except where I can`t trip the signal) and give way to cars but sometimes everyone needs to just learn to work together.

    I know a few of The Cyclists and they`re just assclowns.
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    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 5:15 pm
    Flame the smug fu=kers.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 5:25 pm
    What a moronic bunch of crap. I know tons of cyclists and we all obey the law the same as everyone else. We stop at lights and stop signs, stay in our lane, signal turns, etc. Sure, there are some idiots who don`t follow the law. But look at how many dumbass drivers are out there doing a lot worse.

    The person who made this is a complete tool.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 6:32 pm
    "we all obey the law"


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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 7:23 pm
    Sorry, have to agree with turdy
    Seen too many ass twats running the lights, jumping on the pavement to avoid stuff, and then shooting back into traffic, no lights at night etc...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32805 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 8:01 pm
    Hee Hee Hee: We Are The Robots Kraftwerk!

    What`s with the hill? Why don`t they shift to a lower gear/
    "Fixed Gear Bicycles"? What madness is this you speak of???
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 11:30 pm
    Oih- I follow the highway code, obey the law etc. because I want to live. The tossers in 4x4s who try to kill me on a daily basis cannot claim I fell foul of the rules. I do not wear lycra, or hog the road. The only time I do move into the centre is when I have indicated I will do so, usually to turn right- and on one particular stretch to avoid the huge pot holes and cracks which are so big I can`t ride through them.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 12:02 am
    Durex shorts
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 12:56 am
    Brilliant clip!
    This one lights the blue touch-paper of the easily annoyed.
    Despite being a cyclist myself, the ones that annoy me (when I am driving) are the lycra-twats with yellow jerseys on racing bikes who ride on the road when a cycle-path is provided.
    Bloody tinted wrap-round goggles and silly hats with points at the back when they are unlikely to exceed 20mph.
    The bastards.
    Poop-poop!
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 1:50 am
    I`m pretty certain this is a repost, but I can`t be arsed to search for it, and most of the regulars doesn`t appear to have seen it, so nevermind.
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 4:22 am
    Road tax? What is this thing?
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 6:07 am
    @FredSpudman: link
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 7:12 am
    Wow, whoever made this must have had one baaaaaaad experience with some bicyclists!!
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 10:07 am
    RichandDead- I pay Road tax- I just do not pay vehicle tax- but I have every right to use the feckin road- just a pedestrians do. Just because car owners have to get tax for their vehicle in line with engine size and emissions it does not give them rights over and above other tax payers.
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    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 10:37 am
    Aah, Monkey Dust. The greatest show ever to appear on BBC3.

    The fellow who made it died after three series though so that was the end of that.

    The Paedofinder General, Ivan Dobsky and Clive Pringle were my favorites.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 10:50 am
    "Wow, whoever made this must have had one baaaaaaad experience with some bicyclists!!"

    are you trying to say there are good experiences with cyclist?
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6944 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 11:19 am
    I cycle a fair bit, mostly rural and off-road. I drive a fair bit, mostly main roads and urban.

    As a driver I often see stupid, inconsiderate cyclists and think, `You idiot, I might have killed you.`

    As a cyclist I often see stupid inconsiderate drivers and think, `You idiot, you might have killed me.`
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 11:33 am
    Cyclists are pricks. Take off the spandex with all the brands on it no ones sponsoring you....and the hipster ones well just look at them! This isn`t even accounting for what they do to traffic.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 1:09 pm
    As for your living healthy that no one else cares about well bike seat have been shown to increase chances of prostate cancer and impotence..... that`s actually pretty fitting.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 3:32 pm
    @madduck: "Just because car owners have to get tax for their vehicle in line with engine size and emissions it does not give them rights over and above other tax payers."

    Why are you trying to argue with me? I was answering @FredSpudman question, not giving you a flame war invitation. Shoo, little histrionic cyclist, go take a Midol, for I have no time for the likes of you.
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    August 20, 2013 at 8:09 am
    hahaha Monkey Dust the satire of which appears to have missed most.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    August 20, 2013 at 10:04 am
    @greenbasterd, not personally but I hold out hope that there are some good bicyclists out there :)

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