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Date: 08/30/13 08:06 AM

9 Responses to The Proper Amount of Suction

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    LikeIGiveASh Female 13-17
    443 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 8:07 am
    Link: The Proper Amount of Suction - Very vacuum friendly.
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    mcai8rw2 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 8:44 am
    For Gods sake don;t suck out an eyeball.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2871 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 9:05 am
    i have a similar problem with my girlfriend.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 9:29 am
    jesus H C.
    thats not the way to do that. you keep that vacuum of his head, ears and eyes. and it might be an idea to give it a bath.

    try this.. create a vacuum around a certian spot so the blood rushes towards it... hold the tension for as long as she can handle. let go and then hit it with... well you know the rest...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36843 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 10:16 am

    HA! That was funny. Now see what happens when you put it in the blender!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 10:18 am
    This bloke overdid it.
    Too much suction!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 1:04 pm
    I told it was too strong.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 1:44 pm
    New one on me every cat Ive owned hates the racket of the hoover
    and scootles fast
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 31, 2013 at 12:12 am
    That has to be a very old Hoover vacuum. Plastic tab, aluminum pipe, roars like a tank. Yup has to be a Hoover.

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