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Date: 08/29/13 11:43 AM

17 Responses to Squrlz4sale At It Again

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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 11:43 am
    Link: Squrlz4sale At It Again - The anouncers almost ran out of puns.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 11:58 am
    What`s wrong with him!? hahaha
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    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 12:03 pm
    I Pro Squirrel...I sneakz up on you aaannnnd stealz your ballz...I mean your BALL...back to markin` my territoriez...
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    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 12:07 pm
    I think he`s overheated...
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 12:56 pm
    Clearly that belly crawl is prep to an amazing leap to catch the balls.

    Squrlz, I think you might have a problem. Tennisballs are one thing, but baseballs will seriously hurt you.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 1:49 pm
    "I think he`s overheated"

    Yes, it`s been hot here, in Illinois, the last several days.

    "How hot is it?!"

    Hotter than Miley`s foam finger.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm
    This was prior to my adventures at the U.S. Open. I wanted to be an outfielder; they said "Shoo!"

    Is there no place in professional sports for an athletic squirrel with a dream?! ~Squrlz stifles a sob~
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    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    707 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 4:28 pm
    I think my knutz are warm! This clay is nice!
  9. Profile photo of JadesDitoyr
    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 5:05 pm
    There absolutely is, Squrlz! Have you tried a career in the aquabatic arenas?
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2215 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 5:48 pm
    Thursday, August 29, 2013 2:35:30 PM
    This was prior to my adventures at the U.S. Open. "I wanted to be an outfielder; they said "Shoo!"
    Is there no place in professional sports for an athletic squirrel with a dream?! ~Squrlz stifles a sob~"
    Try Water Skis

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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 7:48 pm
    P.S.: I was NOT doing the "army belly crawl," Mr. Announcer. I was trying to demonstrate how well I could sliiiiiiide into second base. I`m a very versatile player and would have made a great addition to the lineup.

    Did they care? No. ~sulks~
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 11:15 pm
    S4S: Your welcome back at Busch Stadium anytime the Cardinals make it to the World Series. Like last time.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 7:33 am
    So cute >^.^<
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 9:34 am
    Poor little buddy! That was some super cute squishing. Adorable.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 9:51 am
    ... I think it`s funny that watching the squirrel is much more interesting than watching the game...
    sorry, baseball fans.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 9:53 am
    Itchy nuts Mr Squirrel?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 3:14 pm
    How hot is it?!"

    Hotter than Miley`s foam finger.
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    Thats pretty hot I imagine Craker

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