Squrlz4sale At It Again

Submitted by: stk5m 3 years ago Funny

The anouncers almost ran out of puns.
There are 17 comments:
Male 13,624
How hot is it?!"

Hotter than Miley`s foam finger.
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Thats pretty hot I imagine Craker
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Male 5,874
Itchy nuts Mr Squirrel?
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Female 2,415
... I think it`s funny that watching the squirrel is much more interesting than watching the game...
sorry, baseball fans.
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Female 4,039
Poor little buddy! That was some super cute squishing. Adorable.
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Female 1,540
So cute >^.^<
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Male 17,512
S4S: Your welcome back at Busch Stadium anytime the Cardinals make it to the World Series. Like last time.
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Male 6,227
P.S.: I was NOT doing the "army belly crawl," Mr. Announcer. I was trying to demonstrate how well I could sliiiiiiide into second base. I`m a very versatile player and would have made a great addition to the lineup.

Did they care? No. ~sulks~
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Male 3,814
Thursday, August 29, 2013 2:35:30 PM
This was prior to my adventures at the U.S. Open. "I wanted to be an outfielder; they said "Shoo!"
Is there no place in professional sports for an athletic squirrel with a dream?! ~Squrlz stifles a sob~"
Try Water Skis

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Male 837
There absolutely is, Squrlz! Have you tried a career in the aquabatic arenas?
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Male 857
I think my knutz are warm! This clay is nice!
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Male 6,227
This was prior to my adventures at the U.S. Open. I wanted to be an outfielder; they said "Shoo!"

Is there no place in professional sports for an athletic squirrel with a dream?! ~Squrlz stifles a sob~
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Male 17,512
"I think he`s overheated"

Yes, it`s been hot here, in Illinois, the last several days.

"How hot is it?!"

Hotter than Miley`s foam finger.
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Male 837
Clearly that belly crawl is prep to an amazing leap to catch the balls.

Squrlz, I think you might have a problem. Tennisballs are one thing, but baseballs will seriously hurt you.
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Female 354
I think he`s overheated...
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Female 1,260
I Pro Squirrel...I sneakz up on you aaannnnd stealz your ballz...I mean your BALL...back to markin` my territoriez...
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Female 2,764
What`s wrong with him!? hahaha
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Male 322
Link: Squrlz4sale At It Again [Rate Link] - The anouncers almost ran out of puns.
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