Scottish Breakfast Vs American Breakfast [Pic]

Submitted by: B-diddy 3 years ago



Heart attack here I come!
There are 33 comments:
Male 754
Yeah. The little American one to start, a coffee then Och Aye!
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Female 3,696
I`d rather have the American one haha
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Male 1,243
Should be Irn Bru rather than coke though.
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Male 1,106
The gun made me laugh. I don`t know about the Scottish one, but that American one is pretty accurate.
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Male 2,855
so innacurate
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Female 6,381
I suppose they have some of that disgusting grey "bacon" in there somewhere?
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Male 2,619
Scottish breakfast tends to be heroin and a bottle of original Lucozade.
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Male 7,031

This post reminds me that I haven`t had a good Irish breakfast in years.
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Male 14,330
Wrong Scotlands breakfast is.....
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Male 10,845
That`s a whole lotta calories.
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Female 136
This is NOT a Scottish Breakfast, If it were it would have tattie scones, sliced sausage (or lorne, depending on where you`re from), probably some red pudding (in addition to the black) and most likely an Irn bru.
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Male 653
The first one can`t be Scottish. If it were, thered be a can of Irn-Bru instead of Coke.
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Male 5,608
"Nobody eats breakfast like this. Too much coffee is bad for you exit port. And take this Glock instead..."
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Male 5,874
1. Def needs a shot of HP. Lea and Perrins or Hendersons would do as a back-up.
2. What are those things hiding under the Black-pud? Someone trying to sneak in some fancy foreign muck?
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Male 36
The top 1 is the "Kidz" breakfast at Jesters Diner Great Yarmouth. It weighs 15lb and I can testify that it is delicious. (Not scottish by a long way though)
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Male 13,624
@Pandabee
I have this feeling too
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Female 857
Pass the HP Sauce.
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Male 13,624
Sounds foul I know, but tastes sublime
Irish have the White pudding which is even better
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Male 13,624
@Sleepyhallow
Those black circular things, No Black pudding, or pigs pudding depending on where the local saying is
spiced pigs blood with fat encased in a bladder sliced and fried sir
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Male 1,983
Are those Oreos?
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Male 13,624
Making me bloody hungry looking at those
be bugger
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Male 3,631
The guy with the gun won`t have a heart-attack - he`ll be able to repel it with DEADLy force!
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Male 17,512
davymid: I thought you micks had that milky sweet tea for breakfast.
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Male 11,740
@i-am-evil - close but you forgot the Jameson, and it would be an Irish breakfast.

Obviously the pictures are extreme rubbish. Sure the foods are representative, but not the quantities. Good lord that top one would feed my family of 4 with enough left for another family of 4.
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Male 37,888

All wrong.
Scotts are too drunk to wake up in time for breakfast. Try a late lunch.
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Male 12,138
vv Evil, that would be an Irish one. Though you need to add in two paracetamol and a cigarette.

Also, Scottish and Irish breakfasts, in my experience, will give you heart disease. American breakfasts will give you Type 2 diabetes. Both nasty, take your pick. Either eat too mush cholestrol or too much sugar.
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Male 510





This is a Scottish breakfast.
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Male 339
We sure the first one isnt a Canadian breakfast?

I mean, they`re eating hockey pucks after all.
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Male 2,549
At least the American breakfast comes with a side-order option of faster death...
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Male 1,292
want bacon so bad right now
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Male 7,337
Personally, my breakfast is turkey sausage on a thin beagels.
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Male 460
Link: Scottish Breakfast Vs American Breakfast [Pic] [Rate Link] - Heart attack here I come!
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