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Date: 08/11/13 06:27 PM

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  1. Profile photo of B-diddy
    B-diddy Male 13-17
    460 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 5:13 pm
    Link: Scottish Breakfast Vs American Breakfast - Heart attack here I come!
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    5862 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 7:00 pm
    Personally, my breakfast is turkey sausage on a thin beagels.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 7:18 pm
    want bacon so bad right now
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 7:20 pm
    At least the American breakfast comes with a side-order option of faster death...
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    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 7:26 pm
    We sure the first one isnt a Canadian breakfast?

    I mean, they`re eating hockey pucks after all.
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 7:32 pm





    This is a Scottish breakfast.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 8:15 pm
    vv Evil, that would be an Irish one. Though you need to add in two paracetamol and a cigarette.

    Also, Scottish and Irish breakfasts, in my experience, will give you heart disease. American breakfasts will give you Type 2 diabetes. Both nasty, take your pick. Either eat too mush cholestrol or too much sugar.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    All wrong.
    Scotts are too drunk to wake up in time for breakfast. Try a late lunch.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 9:48 pm
    @i-am-evil - close but you forgot the Jameson, and it would be an Irish breakfast.

    Obviously the pictures are extreme rubbish. Sure the foods are representative, but not the quantities. Good lord that top one would feed my family of 4 with enough left for another family of 4.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 10:16 pm
    davymid: I thought you micks had that milky sweet tea for breakfast.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    August 11, 2013 at 10:41 pm
    The guy with the gun won`t have a heart-attack - he`ll be able to repel it with DEADLy force!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 12:00 am
    Making me bloody hungry looking at those
    be bugger
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 12:27 am
    Are those Oreos?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 12:52 am
    @Sleepyhallow
    Those black circular things, No Black pudding, or pigs pudding depending on where the local saying is
    spiced pigs blood with fat encased in a bladder sliced and fried sir
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 12:55 am
    Sounds foul I know, but tastes sublime
    Irish have the White pudding which is even better
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 1:21 am
    Pass the HP Sauce.
  17. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 1:51 am
    @Pandabee
    I have this feeling too
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    ajackmanuk Male 18-29
    36 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 2:25 am
    The top 1 is the "Kidz" breakfast at Jesters Diner Great Yarmouth. It weighs 15lb and I can testify that it is delicious. (Not scottish by a long way though)
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 2:36 am
    1. Def needs a shot of HP. Lea and Perrins or Hendersons would do as a back-up.
    2. What are those things hiding under the Black-pud? Someone trying to sneak in some fancy foreign muck?
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 3:11 am
    "Nobody eats breakfast like this. Too much coffee is bad for you exit port. And take this Glock instead..."
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 3:27 am
    The first one can`t be Scottish. If it were, thered be a can of Irn-Bru instead of Coke.
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    IAFYM Female 18-29
    130 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 5:41 am
    This is NOT a Scottish Breakfast, If it were it would have tattie scones, sliced sausage (or lorne, depending on where you`re from), probably some red pudding (in addition to the black) and most likely an Irn bru.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 6:55 am
    That`s a whole lotta calories.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 7:00 am
    Wrong Scotlands breakfast is.....
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 7:40 am

    This post reminds me that I haven`t had a good Irish breakfast in years.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 8:11 am
    Scottish breakfast tends to be heroin and a bottle of original Lucozade.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 8:38 am
    I suppose they have some of that disgusting grey "bacon" in there somewhere?
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 8:41 am
    so innacurate
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 9:16 am
    The gun made me laugh. I don`t know about the Scottish one, but that American one is pretty accurate.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 12:04 pm
    Should be Irn Bru rather than coke though.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 9:41 pm
    I`d rather have the American one haha
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    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    743 posts
    August 13, 2013 at 10:05 am
    Yeah. The little American one to start, a coffee then Och Aye!

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