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Date: 08/10/13 01:51 PM

18 Responses to Samir…You`re Breaking The Car!

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    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 1:56 pm
    Link: Samir...You`re Breaking The Car! - Samir! Listen to me! Samir! Samir!
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 2:06 pm
    The ending was the best part. Seriously.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    "Stay on the road, Sammy, please!!"

    This is hilarious.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 2:18 pm
    Yup, I agree, living around a estate full of Samir`s (being PC) - they have no idea how to drive
    fecking sh ite actually
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 2:42 pm
    "Samir, you have to turn the wheel!"

    "Shut up."

    "I`m just giving advice."

    "Shut up."

    "Samir you have to listen, I`m begging you!"

    "Shut up."

    HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That was great!
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 2:50 pm
    Did they win?
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 3:37 pm
    It`s just like when I`m driving with my wife in the passenger seat.
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    HQampersand Male 18-29
    172 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 3:53 pm
    This is every mother teaching their kids how to drive.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 4:25 pm
    I wonder if I can download this voice for my GPS?
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 6:20 pm


    "You have to concentrate! You have to concentrate! You have to concentrate!"

    "I could if you`d STFU!!!"

    I would`ve pulled over and pushed his ass out.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 6:38 pm
    I was so looking forward to this ending with a rollover. B-\
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 6:51 pm
    They are training for Dakar rally, 8,000 kilometers of this :-)))
    My father was into these.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 7:12 pm
    That would be awesome on a GPS. The bitch on mine is annoying.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4718 posts
    August 10, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    Abba daba allah poopa! Alllllllllaaaallllllallalalalalalalah!
    AlahAckbar!


    I don`t come to your sandbox and tell you how to steer your camel, so don`t tell me how to drive!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 3:14 am
    Whether that was genuine or a spoof it was hilarious.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 3:51 am
    Made me flash back to when my dad was trying to teach me how to drive. "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR???" "CHANGE LANES!!" That`s why I didn`t get my license until I was 24, after my sister took me out for lessons.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    August 11, 2013 at 6:58 am
    It`s like a Naked Gun opening sequence complete with a guy getting out of Dodge.

    *CRRRRRAAAAAASSSHHHHHH!!!!*
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    .
    .
    Samir: "Tamil?"
    Tamil: "Yes, Samir?"
    Samir: "F*ck you."
    Tamil: "Yes."
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    August 12, 2013 at 12:16 am
    Samir: "Shadaaaarp I`m trying to drive"

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