Rules From A Controlling Girlfriend [Pic]

Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 3 years ago Weird

If this was your girl, all I could say is run.
There are 28 comments:
Male 39
MR Orange , are you a bus W@nker ? :)
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Female 543
I agree with h2oxy, seems like BDSM rules set up by the dominatrix for her sub
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Male 307
This looks like a BDSM relationship. It`s very well possible that this is the arrangement that the two involved both want.
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Male 2,416
sigh.. to all the guy`s who have to deal with this or say the put up with it becuase you are married. here the deal. when you`re out and about point at a random good looking guy and say.. so is he your type or what? i mean if i was a girl i think he looks alright.. repeat a few times. then ig she hasn`t started the same game. point and say.. the way that girl walks is so confident. i really like that.

or to put it bluntly show her it`s okay to look at other people, to find them atractive. becuas ebaby, you are the onle one i want in my bed. you`re so much more then a pretty face to me. If she can`t handle that.. leave her at the nearest bus stop.
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Female 2,415
No man should take poo like this from a/their woman and no woman should try to lay down poo like this on their man.
...but I do have a male friend and his woman rules him with an iron fist; he seems to like it because (supposedly) he gets to do WHATEVER he wants in bed to her. But then, even she doesn`t have stupid ass rules like "Don`t look at other women" for him. I guess, if it works for them, who can say anything?... I sure wouldn`t put up with that crap from my significant other.
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Male 1,239
b) I suspect this is rules from a fundamentalist mother to son.

9 Warn if boner

I hope it`s not his mom.
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Male 5,608
a) Chicken scratch.
b) I suspect this is rules from a fundamentalist mother to son.
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Male 5,874
Jump! Never mind about a parachute, just jump!
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Male 213
Girlfriend? I take this from my wife (well 90%) because that`s what you do, but I`d never live with, let alone marry, someone who starts with a list of conditions like this.
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Female 1,467
My only rule was, if you cheat I don`t want to know about it. I don`t want you to cheat but if you did don`t come crawling to me with apologies to clear your conscious. Live with the guilt in silence, cause I`m mean and will never forgive you.
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Male 1,983
If she doesn`t already give knee-weakening blo~jobs why would you hang around for even another second?
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Male 208
It has only been a short while but feeling awfully thirsty tonight all I can say is, at least the man has a girlfriend :P
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Male 7,031
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Male 1,252
`9. Warn if boner` ...that would be a lot of warnings there luv.
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Female 7,832
Okay dear- the door is behind you I recommend you leave now before it`s too late!
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Male 36,335
#4 and #5 are simply "deal breakers" no matter HOW good the pussy is.

@oobaka: Yeah, I can`t figure out a few of them!
#9 = WTF?
#13 = What?

Seriously Boys?
A "demanding woman" is NOT a bad thing! They bring a LOT to the table that "passive girls" cannot do!

Sure, there`s a risk! It`s a "fine line" between agreement and submission, eh?

Nothing wrong with "submission" if that`s what floats your boat!

However: Meeting an "aggressive woman" on equal terms is NO SHAME! In fact it`s a `Gold Star` on your Man-Card... :-)

It`s like a bucking bronco: RIDE THAT BITCH! Oh yeah! Until you get cast aside with broken bones (and heart)... another danger...
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Female 870
OldOllie, I take it in the butt (I actually like it...) from my husband, but if I told him "no looking around, no spending money (he`s the breadwinner), no excuses", he`d be like ,,I,,__(O.O)__,,I,,
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But then again, he doesn`t use his time doing stupid kid poo like playing the x box. I guess he`s a man, and I guess that`s the difference. :)
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Male 37,888

List for the girlfriend from her boyfriend.

1: give blowjobs
2: that`s all, just give blowjobs
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Male 96
Talk about "pussy-whipped"! :o
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Male 14,773
"I`ve never had a girlfriend."

I recommend whores. They`re a lot cheaper and perform better.
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Male 15,832
The only way she could get away with this is if she takes it in the butt.
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Male 1,196
can`t decipher most of it
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Male 147
No agejrerhon.
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Male 2,579
I`ve never had a girlfriend.
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Male 416
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnT8Osyqsrg
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Male 7,031
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Male 771
Warn if boner.
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Male 938
Link: Rules From A Controlling Girlfriend [Pic] [Rate Link] - If this was your girl, all I could say is run.
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