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Date: 08/25/13 07:34 PM

28 Responses to Rules From A Controlling Girlfriend [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 7:16 pm
    Link: Rules From A Controlling Girlfriend - If this was your girl, all I could say is run.
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 7:42 pm
    Warn if boner.
  3. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 7:43 pm
  4. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    411 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 7:51 pm
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnT8Osyqsrg
  5. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 7:56 pm
    I`ve never had a girlfriend.
  6. Profile photo of FinkStinger
    FinkStinger Male 30-39
    147 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 8:03 pm
    No agejrerhon.
  7. Profile photo of oobaka
    oobaka Male 40-49
    999 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 8:07 pm
    can`t decipher most of it
  8. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 8:25 pm
    The only way she could get away with this is if she takes it in the butt.
  9. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 8:42 pm
    "I`ve never had a girlfriend."

    I recommend whores. They`re a lot cheaper and perform better.
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    JKolodne Male 18-29
    95 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 8:44 pm
    Talk about "pussy-whipped"! :o
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    List for the girlfriend from her boyfriend.

    1: give blowjobs
    2: that`s all, just give blowjobs
  12. Profile photo of ak2nc1
    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    867 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 9:15 pm
    OldOllie, I take it in the butt (I actually like it...) from my husband, but if I told him "no looking around, no spending money (he`s the breadwinner), no excuses", he`d be like ,,I,,__(O.O)__,,I,,
    .
    .
    But then again, he doesn`t use his time doing stupid kid poo like playing the x box. I guess he`s a man, and I guess that`s the difference. :)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 9:17 pm
    #4 and #5 are simply "deal breakers" no matter HOW good the pussy is.

    @oobaka: Yeah, I can`t figure out a few of them!
    #9 = WTF?
    #13 = What?

    Seriously Boys?
    A "demanding woman" is NOT a bad thing! They bring a LOT to the table that "passive girls" cannot do!

    Sure, there`s a risk! It`s a "fine line" between agreement and submission, eh?

    Nothing wrong with "submission" if that`s what floats your boat!

    However: Meeting an "aggressive woman" on equal terms is NO SHAME! In fact it`s a `Gold Star` on your Man-Card... :-)

    It`s like a bucking bronco: RIDE THAT BITCH! Oh yeah! Until you get cast aside with broken bones (and heart)... another danger...
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 9:19 pm
    Okay dear- the door is behind you I recommend you leave now before it`s too late!
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1128 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 10:39 pm
    `9. Warn if boner` ...that would be a lot of warnings there luv.
  16. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 10:42 pm
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    2L84ME Male 18-29
    208 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 10:52 pm
    It has only been a short while but feeling awfully thirsty tonight all I can say is, at least the man has a girlfriend :P
  18. Profile photo of Sleepyhallow
    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 11:24 pm
    If she doesn`t already give knee-weakening blo~jobs why would you hang around for even another second?
  19. Profile photo of Magentab0b
    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 11:47 pm
    My only rule was, if you cheat I don`t want to know about it. I don`t want you to cheat but if you did don`t come crawling to me with apologies to clear your conscious. Live with the guilt in silence, cause I`m mean and will never forgive you.
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    kvetcher Male 50-59
    213 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 2:17 am
    Girlfriend? I take this from my wife (well 90%) because that`s what you do, but I`d never live with, let alone marry, someone who starts with a list of conditions like this.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 2:41 am
    Jump! Never mind about a parachute, just jump!
  22. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 5:35 am
    a) Chicken scratch.
    b) I suspect this is rules from a fundamentalist mother to son.
  23. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 6:26 am
    b) I suspect this is rules from a fundamentalist mother to son.

    9 Warn if boner

    I hope it`s not his mom.
  24. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 8:31 am
    No man should take poo like this from a/their woman and no woman should try to lay down poo like this on their man.
    ...but I do have a male friend and his woman rules him with an iron fist; he seems to like it because (supposedly) he gets to do WHATEVER he wants in bed to her. But then, even she doesn`t have stupid ass rules like "Don`t look at other women" for him. I guess, if it works for them, who can say anything?... I sure wouldn`t put up with that crap from my significant other.
  25. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 9:37 am
    sigh.. to all the guy`s who have to deal with this or say the put up with it becuase you are married. here the deal. when you`re out and about point at a random good looking guy and say.. so is he your type or what? i mean if i was a girl i think he looks alright.. repeat a few times. then ig she hasn`t started the same game. point and say.. the way that girl walks is so confident. i really like that.

    or to put it bluntly show her it`s okay to look at other people, to find them atractive. becuas ebaby, you are the onle one i want in my bed. you`re so much more then a pretty face to me. If she can`t handle that.. leave her at the nearest bus stop.
  26. Profile photo of h2oxy
    h2oxy Male 18-29
    307 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 1:16 pm
    This looks like a BDSM relationship. It`s very well possible that this is the arrangement that the two involved both want.
  27. Profile photo of Stormith
    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 8:43 pm
    I agree with h2oxy, seems like BDSM rules set up by the dominatrix for her sub
  28. Profile photo of jaymeister
    jaymeister Male 30-39
    39 posts
    August 27, 2013 at 3:09 am
    MR Orange , are you a bus [email protected] ? :)

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