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Date: 08/16/13 06:48 PM

38 Responses to Pastors Tell HIV Patients To Rely On God [Pic+]

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    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2013 at 6:49 pm
    Link: Pastors Tell HIV Patients To Rely On God - Pentecostal pastors propose prescription prohibition; prefer prayer practise promotion
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2013 at 7:02 pm
    About as dumb as Steve Jobs initially using Voodoo medicine to treat his Pancreatic Cancer.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2013 at 7:56 pm
    less morons educating their kids
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    August 16, 2013 at 8:07 pm
    Every day, I see more good arguments for absolutely detesting religion.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 16, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    This level of Snake Oil is criminal.
    If God exists He is not interacting with us. Christians, Muslims, & Jews face cancer, HIV, tuberculosis, tape worms, and the common cold with the same regularity as everyone else. God is not preventing anything no matter how much you pray. You could be in a car accident even if Jesus is your co-pilot.

    The pastor is criminally responsible.
    That said, the adults who self-delude themselves that painting their navels blue and sacrificing to the great sky gods will cure disease are evolutionarily stupid and need culled from the herd.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2013 at 8:30 pm
    Read the intro and backed away. Stupid Stupid religion
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2013 at 8:35 pm
    Christians are so dumb.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2013 at 8:51 pm
    My hatred of religious nut jobs grows stronger every day. Why you ask? Because of crap like this.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2013 at 8:52 pm
    i didnt even bother to watch and/or read what ever the post is, im just impressed that every word in the description starts with the same letter. look, they all start with the letter p. i think thats interesting. i have no idea what pentecostal pastors propose prescription prohibition; prefer prayer practice promotion means but its still cool.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2013 at 11:07 pm
    Thank you Rob the Lurker. i thought i was the only one! yeah neatcaption writing. who was stoned or drunk?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 17, 2013 at 12:06 am

    Spoiler Alert!
    In the book, Jesus dies.
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    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 1:33 am
    It`s a not so cleverly disguised way of weeding out gay people. They can`t oppose them openly, even they know their god isn`t real. So why not let them just die off?
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 1:39 am
    Gerry: Spoiler Alert #2

    Jesus rises from his tomb 3 days later and seen by over 500 people. 1 Corinthians 15
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    August 17, 2013 at 3:11 am
    Take this magic holy water...but be sure to leave a nice big donation on the plate.
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    Byfield Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2013 at 3:41 am
    I think we should let them. We wont persecute their religion and all of a sudden the number of HIV sufferers will drop a bit. Fine by me. HIV is a scary kind of disease and we need to get on with controlling it because the cure is still quite a few years away.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2013 at 6:29 am
    CrakrJak, Gerry: Spoiler Alert #C

    A cloud then eats him. Acts 1:9
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 7:41 am
    "HIV is a scary kind of disease and we need to get on with controlling it because the cure is still quite a few years away."

    Well, how self-serving of you. Maybe we should let all people who contract a communicable disease just die so the rest of us can breathe easy. People live many years with HIV now so I don`t think any of us have the right to write anyone off.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    August 17, 2013 at 8:07 am
    @lauriloo I think we do have the right. It is the biological imperative to survive and breed. If you were an animal you wouldn`t be attractive to a mate and you wouldn`t breed so why shouldn`t we breed out disease?
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    747Pilot Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2013 at 8:50 am
    Relying on God is a good thing to do!
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 8:58 am
    I have a book that says that Harry kills Voldemort. "Deathly Hallows", Chapter 36.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 9:07 am
    honkeylips, Byfield, did you know that some babies are born with AIDS? That it used to be gotten not only from blood transfusions, but via contaminated medical supplies of many sorts? Women are raped and contract it. Sometimes their children are born with it. Are you so ignorant (and, what, perhaps bigoted and full of hate?) that you believe everyone with AIDS deserves death? That *any* one with it does? That`s a terrible, terrible position to take and I surely hope none of you ever contract an incurable disease.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 9:22 am
    @CrakrJak
    "Jesus rises from his tomb 3 days later and seen by over 500 people. 1 Corinthians 15"
    ---------
    Yeah...and there`s no way someone just wrote that down. It MUST have really happened because the guy that wrote it put down the number 500 witnesses. That instantly makes it true!

    Did I tell you that 500 witnesses saw me bring a dead guy back to life! It`s true! You should all worship me! If you don`t believe it, you can read it in the previous sentences. That makes it true!
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 10:13 am
    I saw patchouly do it! I will write it down here and attest to it as a witness. Consider my testimony as further proof. It went like this:

    (1)There and seen before me was the good patchouly. Verily He walked strong toward a street corner upon where He encountered a man, recently dead, his life taken from him due to a high cholesterol meal at KFC. (2) But patchouly was not afraid. (3) He spoketh into His handheld communication device and implored of the local authorities to let the man live, to grant their efforts to restore the man to health! (4) He, patchouly, then verily laid His hands upon the man`s chest and pumped three times and then breathed life into the man`s mouth. (5) He repeated this feat, even at great Personal risk from distracted passing motorists, until, at last, the man was spirited away to safety and a full check-up, paid for by socialists and ill-gotten taxing of the rich. (6) Praise be to patchouly.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2013 at 10:30 am
    In Patchouly I believe. Praise be his name.
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 10:37 am
    I assume this thread isn`t going to be one where Christians claim that their religion doesn`t hurt anyone.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    August 17, 2013 at 11:49 am
    prayer (noun): How to do nothing and still think that you`re helping.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 12:53 pm
    Zealots give all religions a bad name and it`s easy for the non-believer to point and snicker.

    A brief story if you will....

    A man is stranded on a deserted island. Months go by until a ship sails near. "Do you need assistance?" shouts the ship captain. "No, thank you." "God will save me." says the man.

    Many moons pass and the same thing happens. Years pass by and every now and again another ship sails past yet the man still refuses help. Many more years pass and the man eventually dies.

    He reaches the pearly gates and asks, "God why did you not help me?" God says, "I sent over a dozen ships didn`t I!"
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    @patchouly
    Praise thee - god sort of chap

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 17, 2013 at 9:09 pm
    patchouly: Get offended easy much?

    I was just answering Gerry`s comment not trying to offend you. But then again you take offense to most anything pro-Christian.

    Btw, I`m not into discarding medicine in favor of some "holy water" or "faith healing".

    Also, there are a lot of British people that believe in homeopathy, holistic health and naturopathy. I don`t see any criticism of their application and it`s just as dangerous.

    But I know how it is, especially here at IAB. It`s open season on Christianity year round. Mainly because you know we won`t be rioting, protesting, burning down embassies and raising hell about it.

    You look soooo brave when you keep bullying the meek people that turn the other cheek, because you`re too chicken sh|t to stand up to the real assh*les that burn women`s faces with acid and stone them when they are raped.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    August 18, 2013 at 2:56 am
    CrakrJak, do you honestly think Christians are being bullied?! The majority religion in the country, by a long shot?! The religion that is used to try to pass laws on a daily basis here? Can you really be that much of a victim?

    As for not picking on bullies, etc., I can`t speak for anyone else, but I`m interested in MY country. I call all bullies here, and I don`t stop at Christians. I call out gun nuts when they shoot someone without super-good cause. You may remember that whole George Zimmerman trial? I call out government agencies when they go too far. I call out politicians when they enact clearly bigoted, discriminatory, almost troll-level laws (or attempt to). The Muslims in *this* country don`t blow poo up or pour acid on their women. But you better bet your ass that I don`t have any patience for that. And when it happens *here* where I have a vote and voice, you bet I`ll speak and vote against it. Christians=victims? My ass.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    August 18, 2013 at 6:26 am
    That`ll work.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 18, 2013 at 11:00 am
    SmagBoy: "The Muslims in *this* country don`t blow poo up or pour acid on their women."

    YES, THEY DO!

    Wow you must have a short and selective memory.

    Ever heard of the Tsarnaev brothers? You know the muslims that blew up the Boston Marathon?

    And acid attacks are occurring here in America more frequently. Link
    But they rarely get reported on beyond the local news.

    Also, Christians around the world are being bullied and attacked from all sides, from liberal atheists to radical muslims to fundamentalist hindus to chinese communists and many others. You don`t see it, because you wish not to and because the media doesn`t care to report on it most of the time.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    August 18, 2013 at 11:00 am
    "It`s open season on Christianity year round. Mainly because you know we won`t be rioting, protesting, burning down embassies and raising hell about it."

    Where the f*ck have you been? It`s "open season" on EVERY religion here on IAB, search through previous posts about Islam and you`ll see. Atheists don`t single out one religion to criticize, we make fun of all of them. Christianity is more common here in our neck of the woods so it`s brought up more often than Islam or Judaism.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 18, 2013 at 11:42 am
    whodat: I can`t recall Judaism, hinduism, buddhism or many others ever criticized here. Whereas Christian bashing is almost a daily occurrence here.

    It`s far too frequent and the result is atheist trolling that turns people off and makes IAB less about curing boredom and more about anti-religious rants.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    August 18, 2013 at 2:09 pm
    @CrakrJak - There`s a good reason for all the anti-religion rants. The majority of stories regarding religion that have been making headlines are just like this. All we hear from the conservative right in this country when it comes to the hot topic issues of gays & abortion come from their religious beliefs. We have conservative politicians who ignore the fact that their religious beliefs mean nothing when it comes to laws. (see the First Amendment) These very same politicians rant about how awful Sharia Law is in Muslim countries yet lobby for their own brand of Sharia Law using the bible instead of the quran. If they kept their religion to themselves instead of using it as an excuse to be bigots we`d be in much better shape as a country.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    August 18, 2013 at 8:04 pm
    The majority of stories regarding religion that have been making headlines are just like this.

    Come on w/d...you`re a smart fellow. I mean that. Why do you think that is?

    I mean really. "Christian minister helps poor family build house"...do you think that story will merit a few inches of ink in the local rag?
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 4:12 am
    DromEd: Exactly, "Good News", rarely makes headlines outside of small hometown newspapers.

    You`re not going to hear about how many people are helped daily by church food banks, The Salvation Army, Religious based hospitals and others. Besides, Christians don`t do good deeds to be recognized for them here on earth.
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    578 posts
    August 19, 2013 at 8:38 am
    Foolish advice even from a spiritual standpoint, does not medicine, vaacines, other treatments also come from God (for those who choose to believe)? But this seems to not be about that as much as yet another chance to bash Christians.

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