Mercedes Benz

Submitted by: Dead_mind 4 years ago in Funny

Detects dangers before you do.
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Male 13,630
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Mercedes Benz could easily reduce the price and improve the appearance of their cars, by removing the mirrors and indicators. (turn signals)
They would not be missed, because 99.99% of MB owners never use them, or are totally unaware that these items exist. If they did know that they have mirrors and indicators, they would not know how to use them or refuse to do so.
Anything to improve the safety of these cars is a bonus to society.
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Oddly enough, Audi, And ESPECIALLY BMW owners should do this
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Male 1,412
I guess I do not get it. and what is with that subliminal shot of hitler?
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Male 5,872
Very good.
Mercedes Benz could easily reduce the price and improve the appearance of their cars, by removing the mirrors and indicators. (turn signals)
They would not be missed, because 99.99% of MB owners never use them, or are totally unaware that these items exist. If they did know that they have mirrors and indicators, they would not know how to use them or refuse to do so.
Anything to improve the safety of these cars is a bonus to society.
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Male 39,902

Just be careful the danger scanners are used jewdiciously.
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Male 425
Just stupid. This poor little boy!
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Male 593
Thats one Jew-elle of a car!
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Female 592
Quite compelling.
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Male 1,341
That`s a pretty cool feature, but, I especially liked that it can travel through time. Now that`s why I`d be a buyer.
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Male 7,031

That is one SERIOUS fake commercial.
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Male 1,803
Yikes. I must forward this to some of my German colleagues.
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Male 309
The moral implications of killing a child to stop them from doing something bad as an adult are simply delicious.

It`s much like killing the women and children of your enemies in a war. Yes, they`ve done nothing wrong, but the children will soon become men ready to go back to the battle field and fight, the women will only breed more children, and we can`t have that can we?
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Male 303
Link: Mercedes Benz [Rate Link] - Detects dangers before you do.
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