Lois Goes Old School [Pic]

Submitted by: Jake_Justus 3 years ago in Misc

This was only to be expected after she interviewed Black Dynamite.
There are 22 comments:
Male 3,231
Superman is now trying to figure out how to strain the cream form his coffee.
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Male 3,231
24 hours? I thought you wouldnt go back.
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Male 37,876
@ferdyfred: I thought it was just my imagination!

@Stromith: I agree! What would I look like if I were a Black Female? = Hawt! ;-)

IMAGINE: Going through life and your most important accomplishment is being "Superman`s Girlfriend"? Like it`s a Knighthood or something? Sheesh!
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Male 17,512
That`s one hell of a tanning pod.
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Male 15,832
Meh, it`s all pink on the inside.
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Male 38,507

[quote]"Let`s face it, we`d all try the machine."[/quote]
Nope. Not me. I have no desire to be black for a day or hour or ever. I accept who I am and don`t dream about the grass on the other side of the fence. Mind you, it`s easy for me, I`m white with a large penis so why would I want to change?
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Female 543
Let`s face it, we`d all try the machine.
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Male 316
@Gerry

Proof that racism can be fun! Lets face it, black folk be doin it all the time.
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Male 7,031

You should have seen when Jimmy Olsen used that machine ...

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Male 2,675
I read an article on Cracked about that ... she wanted to report on the life of black women from a first-person experience or some shiznit.

(I can`t believe I know that. I think I need to go cry now.)
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Male 7,775
lmao @ Gerry
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Male 5,617
"Does this make Lois Lane Bi-curious?"
No, that`s different issue where she walks in on WW, becoming hypnotized by WW`s enormous missile-tits.
Batgirl makes an appearance.
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Male 38,507

As the Body Mold Machine opened and Lois emerged, her first words were, "What da hell you doin` lockin me up in dis box! I call the Poe-leese on yo cracker azz! I said what`chu doin!... I said what`chu doin!...I said what`chu doin!... I said what`chu doin!..."

Later, when Supes calmed her down by flying at superspeed to a Piggly Wiggly fetch back grape drank for her she asked, "Leh me ax you, where`s da guv`ment office? I needsta git an Oabamaphone. My girl Bon`Qui-Qui gots one and she be textin n twitterin and twerking all up in here!"
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Female 9,478
Does this make Lois Lane Bi-curious?
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Male 13,624
Deffo got better legs when black
hubba hubba
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Male 7,775
Lol@ Lady Morgue, I see what you did there.

@Gerry, Lois Lane learns limbo, lover loves it.
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Male 84
Wow 3/4 comments are negative good job America keep it up.
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Male 3,842
Black Dynamite? Don`t you mean Black Lightning?

Black Dynamite is not a DC comics character. However, Black Lightning was DC`s token since 1977. In contrast, even Black Canary was a blonde white chick.

Marvel, being more progressive, had both Black Panther (who was actually from Africa) and Luke Cage: Hero for Hire (who was a jive-talking African American) as their tokens
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Male 4,893

He left her in the oven too long.
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Male 38,507

Lois Lane turned into Sha`negra.
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Female 1,516
I bet Superman never went back.
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Male 7,031
Link: Lois Goes Old School [Pic] [Rate Link] - This was only to be expected after she interviewed Black Dynamite.
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