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Date: 08/30/13 09:46 AM

22 Responses to Lois Goes Old School [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 9:47 am
    Link: Lois Goes Old School - This was only to be expected after she interviewed Black Dynamite.
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 10:08 am
    I bet Superman never went back.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 30, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Lois Lane turned into Sha`negra.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    August 30, 2013 at 11:12 am

    He left her in the oven too long.
  5. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 11:44 am
    Black Dynamite? Don`t you mean Black Lightning?

    Black Dynamite is not a DC comics character. However, Black Lightning was DC`s token since 1977. In contrast, even Black Canary was a blonde white chick.

    Marvel, being more progressive, had both Black Panther (who was actually from Africa) and Luke Cage: Hero for Hire (who was a jive-talking African American) as their tokens
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    ilyaD Male 18-29
    84 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 12:13 pm
    Wow 3/4 comments are negative good job America keep it up.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 1:20 pm
    Lol@ Lady Morgue, I see what you did there.

    @Gerry, Lois Lane learns limbo, lover loves it.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 1:28 pm
    Deffo got better legs when black
    hubba hubba
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 1:50 pm
    Does this make Lois Lane Bi-curious?
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36868 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    As the Body Mold Machine opened and Lois emerged, her first words were, "What da hell you doin` lockin me up in dis box! I call the Poe-leese on yo cracker azz! I said what`chu doin!... I said what`chu doin!...I said what`chu doin!... I said what`chu doin!..."

    Later, when Supes calmed her down by flying at superspeed to a Piggly Wiggly fetch back grape drank for her she asked, "Leh me ax you, where`s da guv`ment office? I needsta git an Oabamaphone. My girl Bon`Qui-Qui gots one and she be textin n twitterin and twerking all up in here!"
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 4:24 pm
    "Does this make Lois Lane Bi-curious?"
    No, that`s different issue where she walks in on WW, becoming hypnotized by WW`s enormous missile-tits.
    Batgirl makes an appearance.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 4:32 pm
    lmao @ Gerry
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 4:50 pm
    I read an article on Cracked about that ... she wanted to report on the life of black women from a first-person experience or some shiznit.

    (I can`t believe I know that. I think I need to go cry now.)
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 7:03 pm

    You should have seen when Jimmy Olsen used that machine ...

  15. Profile photo of RytWing
    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 7:23 pm
    @Gerry

    Proof that racism can be fun! Lets face it, black folk be doin it all the time.
  16. Profile photo of Stormith
    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 8:15 pm
    Let`s face it, we`d all try the machine.
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36868 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    "Let`s face it, we`d all try the machine."
    Nope. Not me. I have no desire to be black for a day or hour or ever. I accept who I am and don`t dream about the grass on the other side of the fence. Mind you, it`s easy for me, I`m white with a large penis so why would I want to change?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 30, 2013 at 9:39 pm
    Meh, it`s all pink on the inside.
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 31, 2013 at 2:08 am
    That`s one hell of a tanning pod.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    August 31, 2013 at 5:15 pm
    @ferdyfred: I thought it was just my imagination!

    @Stromith: I agree! What would I look like if I were a Black Female? = Hawt! ;-)

    IMAGINE: Going through life and your most important accomplishment is being "Superman`s Girlfriend"? Like it`s a Knighthood or something? Sheesh!
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 9:04 pm
    24 hours? I thought you wouldnt go back.
  22. Profile photo of liabach
    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 9:05 pm
    Superman is now trying to figure out how to strain the cream form his coffee.

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