Liquid Lap Dance? NSFW-ISH [Pic+]

Submitted by: i8mygoldfish 3 years ago in Funny

JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
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Female 1,467
I loved this comment: lurker2209`s
It`s like reading some mediocre porny fanfic and then getting to this really awkward word choice and thinking, "nope, can`t anymore. Close tab." About the phrase "expand in comfort".
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Female 2,691
I didn`t know that the guy wasn`t supposed to climax. I thought that was the whole point of a lap dance. So, it`s just supposed to be a big tease? And guys pay for that? Dudes be some kind of weird. What, do they jerk off later, or what? Seriously, I don`t get it.
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Male 14,334
Strip clubs are like going to a buffet when hungry but you can only look at the food.
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Female 2,691
I didn`t know that the guy wasn`t supposed to climax. I thought that was the whole point of a lap dance. So, it`s just supposed to be a big tease? And guys pay for that? Dudes be some kind of weird. What, do they jerk off later, or what? Seriously, I don`t get it.
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Male 38,507

Basically, this is a jizz diaper, right?
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Male 1,745
If going to a strip joint/getting a lap dance wasn`t sorry enough. The memory of this experience alone would prevent a man from achieving anything.
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Male 13,624
I always thought lap dances must be torture,
you cant touch the woman doing it, or if you do the big men will throw you out the club,
I`ll stick with slack Lucy at ASDA ahem...
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Male 14,835
You can orgasm from a lap dance? Why not just pay for the full works, including every kinky twist known to man. Oh that`s right, you don`t live in China. <smirk>
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Male 82
Oh That`s Funny Gerry.
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Male 82
I`m not one who`s ever had a lap dance my self, Is the goal of most Lap dances to go to completion?

That just seems cheap and wrong in so many ways.
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Male 38,507

Can`t find an actual photo of those pants, but I did find an
endorsement
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Male 3,147
From their website

"3. They take the pain out of lap dances. Dry lap dances can be quite painful. Many guys avoid lap dances for this reason."

I know many guys....I din`t know any that avoid lapdances because they hurt. I know a few who avoid them because punches off their wives hurt though.
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Male 82
Woo First Link ever accepted. It`s a Big Day.
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Male 2,579
Or you could start a relationship?
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Male 82
Link: Liquid Lap Dance? NSFW-ISH [Pic+] [Rate Link] - JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
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