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Date: 08/14/13 01:45 PM

15 Responses to Liquid Lap Dance? NSFW-ISH [Pic+]

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    i8mygoldfish Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 1:57 pm
    Link: Liquid Lap Dance? NSFW-ISH - JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 2:46 pm
    Or you could start a relationship?
  3. Profile photo of i8mygoldfish
    i8mygoldfish Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 2:52 pm
    Woo First Link ever accepted. It`s a Big Day.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 3:06 pm
    From their website

    "3. They take the pain out of lap dances. Dry lap dances can be quite painful. Many guys avoid lap dances for this reason."

    I know many guys....I din`t know any that avoid lapdances because they hurt. I know a few who avoid them because punches off their wives hurt though.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    Can`t find an actual photo of those pants, but I did find an
    endorsement
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    i8mygoldfish Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 3:46 pm
    I`m not one who`s ever had a lap dance my self, Is the goal of most Lap dances to go to completion?

    That just seems cheap and wrong in so many ways.
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    i8mygoldfish Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 3:47 pm
    Oh That`s Funny Gerry.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    August 14, 2013 at 7:02 pm
    You can orgasm from a lap dance? Why not just pay for the full works, including every kinky twist known to man. Oh that`s right, you don`t live in China. <smirk>
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 15, 2013 at 12:59 am
    I always thought lap dances must be torture,
    you cant touch the woman doing it, or if you do the big men will throw you out the club,
    I`ll stick with slack Lucy at ASDA ahem...
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    August 15, 2013 at 5:01 am
    If going to a strip joint/getting a lap dance wasn`t sorry enough. The memory of this experience alone would prevent a man from achieving anything.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    August 15, 2013 at 6:21 am

    Basically, this is a jizz diaper, right?
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    August 15, 2013 at 6:56 am
    I didn`t know that the guy wasn`t supposed to climax. I thought that was the whole point of a lap dance. So, it`s just supposed to be a big tease? And guys pay for that? Dudes be some kind of weird. What, do they jerk off later, or what? Seriously, I don`t get it.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 15, 2013 at 6:56 am
    Strip clubs are like going to a buffet when hungry but you can only look at the food.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    August 15, 2013 at 7:15 am
    I didn`t know that the guy wasn`t supposed to climax. I thought that was the whole point of a lap dance. So, it`s just supposed to be a big tease? And guys pay for that? Dudes be some kind of weird. What, do they jerk off later, or what? Seriously, I don`t get it.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    August 15, 2013 at 3:25 pm
    I loved this comment: lurker2209`s
    It`s like reading some mediocre porny fanfic and then getting to this really awkward word choice and thinking, "nope, can`t anymore. Close tab." About the phrase "expand in comfort".

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