Jay Leno: A President Who Listens To Us

Submitted by: 5cats 4 years ago in Funny

Be careful what you ask for, America!
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Male 10,855
@5Cats

Well I suppose you`re right, considering the page can be considered random sample. So Leno really is the fair and balanced of them all. But really I watch The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, while I certainly don`t agree with them all the time I still think they`re funny. Heck Colbert was making a mockery of Obama last Tuesday when Obama was choosing James Clapper to investigate...
...well you know, James Clapper.
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Male 15,186
The NSA programmes aren`t about terrorism. The banking regulations aren`t about strong regulation of the banking industry to prevent misuse of capital and risk of collapse.

It`s all about getting Americans to pay tax.

Of course, the result is also a great concentration of power in the office of the President and the shadowy unelected corridors of power, but the motivation is all about tax.

Tax to pay for populist programmes of largesse, the support of foreign wars and to enlarge the government itself.

You need to oppose these programmes, because the eventual outcome is a power structure that is ripe for abuse by a future totalitarian regime.
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Male 40,326
K-then! There are a lot of funny jokes in your link! Mostly from Jay Leno = lolz!

Your 3?
Mitt Romney is the `butt` of that joke: the MSM constantly portrayed him as "rich" (unlike like every single Democrat in the House or the Senate!! They`re ALL POOR! = lolz!)

Ok, this one`s about Obama! :-)

3rd one is a `backhanded compliment`: it suggests Obama `deserves` his NPP... as if!

Like I said, I didn`t read them all, just down to that last one I quoted. I skimmed a bit but nothing caught my eye (as being about Obama in a negative way). Some are, of course!
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Male 10,855
@5Cats

Fair enough but even Conan`s had some jokes critical of him:

[quote]"The Obama campaign is releasing a new ad showing Americans whose financial situation has improved over the past four years. Unfortunately, the only person who appears in the ad is Mitt Romney." –Conan O`Brien[/quote]

[quote]"President Obama is slated to appear on one of Oprah`s last shows. He`s hoping it`s the one on which she gives away 14 trillion dollars." –Conan O`Brien[/quote]

[quote]"President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The committee said they gave it gave it to Obama partly for his idealism and commitment to global cooperation, but mostly for calling Kanye West a jackass." --Conan O`Brien[/quote]
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Male 40,326
[quote]"So far for Halloween, sales of Obama masks are 30 percent higher than the sales of Mitt Romney masks. That makes sense. I mean, what`s scarier than four more years of this economy?" - Jay Leno[/quote]

SEE? And actual joke ABOUT Obama! With Obama`s record as the target! See? Of course it`s by Jay Leno...
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Male 40,326
@Cajun247: I looked at your link:
Leno Tells jokes about everyone.
Letterman, O`Brien and Fallon: Talk about Obama, but "the joke" is slamming the Republicans! See? "Back handed compliment"!

[quote]"Well, finally the long race is over and as usual a guy from Kenya won." –David Letterman[/quote]
This `joke` is actually about "birthers" and SUPPORTS Obama, not mocks or makes fun of him.

I got all the way down to Craig Ferguson = NO Obama jokes (Except Jay Leno`s) & FYI? His is an "old white Republicans are racists" joke...

Not blaming YOU! Just pointing out the obvious...
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Male 40,326
@Cajun247: I agree: Leno has ALWAYS been an "equal opportunity joker"! He told jokes about EVERY President, regardless of political party :-)

Unlike... ALL the other talk-show hosts! Even if they`d tell a (for example) "Clinton joke" it would always be a mild, `back handed compliment` and NEVER about the serious issues. The minute a Democrat is PotUS? Talk show hosts (except Leno!) fall silent.
Bias = NOT funny!

Thanks for including the linky!!!
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Male 10,855
Dude I watch Leno on daily basis he`s been bashing Obamacare every time.

@Andrew

I have no idea what you`re complaining about really
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Male 1,678
Against my better judgement I tried to watch this a-hole try to do comedy. Got about 1 minute in and had to stop.
Leno is an unfunny pr*ck
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Male 2,578
It`s sad that others like Conan have drunk the Kool Aid and won`t touch any of these veritable gold mines of comedy.
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Male 40,326
Link: Jay Leno: A President Who Listens To Us [Rate Link] - Be careful what you ask for, America!
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