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Date: 08/26/13 01:20 PM

12 Responses to Full Metal Jacket Like You`ve Never Seen It

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    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 1:22 pm
    Link: Full Metal Jacket Like You`ve Never Seen It - Ive never been more moved by a piece of cinema. NSFW Language
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    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 2:07 pm
    Lost some flavor there!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 2:27 pm
    Still funny, just not as funny.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    It`s only funny when R Lee Ermey does it.
    His voice, tone, attitude makes it what it is.
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    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 2:56 pm
    Full Metal Disney

    An oldie but much funnier
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5387 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 9:24 pm
    Laugh. Out. Loud.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 9:43 pm
    omg classic
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 11:19 pm
    "I bet you`re the kind of guy that would drat a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

    "Sir, are you still mad about that? I said I was sorry, sir!"
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    August 27, 2013 at 1:27 am
    Class, just class
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31789 posts
    August 27, 2013 at 2:53 am
    Weirdness! It was a good movie!

    @djwajda: That`s just evil!

    My drill Sgt in boot camp was tough too, but not nearly as mean. He`d fought in Kapyong! PPCLI...
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 27, 2013 at 8:20 am
    lol 5cats, everyone`s drill sergeant was a mean motherdrater, that`s why they become drill instructors in the first place.

    I remember coming back from the mess hall in the first week of training and I was the last one in the briefing room...he asked me why i was late.

    Late? I`m not late sergeant, I`m just the last on e in.

    then it all kicked of for answering him back, and the upshot of it all was because I had gone to the shop to buy some smokes, he took them off me and said to everyone else in the room..."if anyone sees him smoking again, they are to punch him."

    I`m sure he was just drating with me, but some did try and take it seriously.

    As is always the case though by the end of the training we came to a mutual understanding and quite liked each other.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 27, 2013 at 8:25 am
    Another funny story was about a guy who got the nickname HighTower because he was big and black....

    Anyhoos he got the rather cushy duty of cleaning the drill instructors break room every night instead of cleaning the ablutions or barracks.

    Whenever he got bollocked for anything, or as it was known then a `nose-to-nose interview` he just smiled and took it all in his stride....but he wouldn`t tell us later what he found so funny about it.

    At the end of the training he told us - every time they screamed at him about some minor thing he thought of what he did every night in their rest room. It turned out he`d been wanking into their kettle on a nightly basis.

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