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Date: 08/29/13 07:35 AM

27 Responses to Eagle Tries To Escape From Evangelical Christians

  1. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2013 at 7:35 am
    Link: Eagle Tries To Escape From Evangelical Christians - Eagle Jesus flew into the glass so other birds could be free from bird sin.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2013 at 7:43 am
    So what`s this video all about? Just simply to mock?

    It was an eagle flying into a window. What do Christians have to do with it?

    How do you know they were Christians? Was he preaching?
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 7:59 am
    Apparently haters gonna hate.
  4. Profile photo of HumanAction
    HumanAction Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2013 at 8:29 am
    Did they purposefully release that bird? If so, who releases an eagle in a room full of walls and windows?
  5. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 8:32 am
    "So what`s this video all about?"
    Someone appears to have purposefully released an eagle (probably a pet) in the building.
    Instead of returning to him...
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
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    August 29, 2013 at 8:41 am
    So...is the eagle dead or just stunned? :/
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    August 29, 2013 at 8:42 am

    That was probably the eagle`s way of saying, "Get me the f*** outta here!"

    BTW, if you check the YouTube submission, it says this was filmed at Oral Roberts University`s Christ Chapel.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 8:46 am
    You cannot have a Bald Eagle as a pet. Someone should be in DEEP sh*t for pulling this stupid-ass stunt.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 9:03 am
    A poster asked "who releases an eagle in a room full of walls and windows?"

    A dumbass Xtian, of course. They find animal cruelty hilarious.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2013 at 9:34 am
    Never work with animals. I went to a rugby game once with 80,000 capacity (was sold out). The kick off ball was meant to be delivered by a bald eagle. It took off from the roof with the ball, circled, and then landed in the middle of some suddenly not so happy fans. Fortunately it then noticed its handler in the centre of the pitch, took off again and after hearts in mouths, all was well.

    Cos Bald Eagles are sodding big things. You don`t want them landing on you.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 9:43 am
    Shouldve taken one or two with his captor`s first borns with it.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 9:43 am
    PS/ USA USA USA SPLAT
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 9:58 am
    BOINK
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    August 29, 2013 at 10:38 am

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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2013 at 10:44 am
    Wow, I`ve been laughing for about 10 minutes so far, that was hilarious! I don`t blame the eagle for trying, I`d try to get the f*ck out of there ASAP too, hahaha!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 11:18 am
    How is this even legal, much less right?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2013 at 11:33 am
    Yeah I loved how they naturally went into a fascist chant.
  18. Profile photo of Phosphoreign
    Phosphoreign Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2013 at 11:38 am
    aren`t Bald Eagles endangered? Who thought this was a good idea????
  19. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
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    August 29, 2013 at 11:52 am
    They`ve been off the endangered list since `97. Injured eagles which cannot be released to the wild may be held at licences educational institutions of which, insanely, this is one.

    However, according to wiki, `As a rule, the Bald Eagle is a poor choice for public shows, being timid, prone to becoming highly stressed, and unpredictable in nature.`

    But at least they inspire mindless chants of `USA, USA, so I guess it`s fine.
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    747Pilot Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2013 at 1:53 pm
    Yeah well what would you expect with a bird flying indoors with windows near the ceiling.. i bet that the same would have happened if people were these people too...
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 1:55 pm
    "I loved how they naturally went into a fascist chant."

    Since when has "USA USA USA", been a fascist chant?

    Oh yeah, I forgot, since you liberals (mis)labeled anything patriotic as "fascist". You believe to be truly patriotic you have to hate America.

    Screw U!
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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 2:18 pm
    What the heck, that is no way to be a good custodian of the creatures of the world. Scream louder and scare the poor thing into trying to bash his own head in..."Get me out!"
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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    August 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm
    What the heck, that is no way to be a good custodian of the creatures of the world. Scream louder and scare the poor thing into trying to bash his own head in..."Get me out!"
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    August 29, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    Crakr since certain groups used it to declare that only certain people were "true Americans" and that everyone else was sorely lacking in some basic fundamental way. Also it`s deeply embarrassing empty chest thumping too.

    "Liberals love America like adults who realize that not everything their loved one does is always good or praiseworthy and are not afraid to call them out on it. Conservatives love America like a 3 yr old loves his Mommy and anyone who says anything bad about Mommy is a bad, bad person."- Al Franken.
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    birdawg68 Male 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 8:19 pm
    Just remember the bill of rights and the constitution give you many rights. None of them guarantee you will not be offended by or spared seeing others religious beliefs. You have the right to be offended by everything. Grow up and get over it. The courts are full of cases that are brought by Atheists not wanting to see the cross or any religious symbol. Are you offended by it? Get over it. The right to pursue happiness does not mean you will not be offended by others happiness. God worshipers? Same rule applies. I am so sick of seeing lawsuits brought by brainless minions because they are offended by another s display/thoughts/ideas. It is time for America to grow up and realize your right to pursue happiness is irrelevant to the next fella`s
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2013 at 8:47 pm
    Video: Hilarious!
    IAB`er Flame War: Typical.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 29, 2013 at 10:55 pm
    Queenzira: "...certain groups used it to declare that only certain people were "true Americans"..."

    Who? Sports fans and Olympics fans? Well sorry, but I find your rhetoric deeply embarrassing. As said before to be a "true liberal" you have to hate America and yell stupid hippie chants loudly in demonstrations. There is NOTHING redeeming in badmouthing your own country.

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