Eagle Tries To Escape From Evangelical Christians

Submitted by: Pooptart19 3 years ago Funny

Eagle Jesus flew into the glass so other birds could be free from bird sin.
There are 26 comments:
Male 17,512
Queenzira: "...certain groups used it to declare that only certain people were "true Americans"..."

Who? Sports fans and Olympics fans? Well sorry, but I find your rhetoric deeply embarrassing. As said before to be a "true liberal" you have to hate America and yell stupid hippie chants loudly in demonstrations. There is NOTHING redeeming in badmouthing your own country.
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Male 2,424
Video: Hilarious!
IAB`er Flame War: Typical.
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Male 133
Just remember the bill of rights and the constitution give you many rights. None of them guarantee you will not be offended by or spared seeing others religious beliefs. You have the right to be offended by everything. Grow up and get over it. The courts are full of cases that are brought by Atheists not wanting to see the cross or any religious symbol. Are you offended by it? Get over it. The right to pursue happiness does not mean you will not be offended by others happiness. God worshipers? Same rule applies. I am so sick of seeing lawsuits brought by brainless minions because they are offended by another s display/thoughts/ideas. It is time for America to grow up and realize your right to pursue happiness is irrelevant to the next fella`s
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Female 2,228
Crakr since certain groups used it to declare that only certain people were "true Americans" and that everyone else was sorely lacking in some basic fundamental way. Also it`s deeply embarrassing empty chest thumping too.

"Liberals love America like adults who realize that not everything their loved one does is always good or praiseworthy and are not afraid to call them out on it. Conservatives love America like a 3 yr old loves his Mommy and anyone who says anything bad about Mommy is a bad, bad person."- Al Franken.
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Female 592
What the heck, that is no way to be a good custodian of the creatures of the world. Scream louder and scare the poor thing into trying to bash his own head in..."Get me out!"
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Female 592
What the heck, that is no way to be a good custodian of the creatures of the world. Scream louder and scare the poor thing into trying to bash his own head in..."Get me out!"
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Male 17,512
"I loved how they naturally went into a fascist chant."

Since when has "USA USA USA", been a fascist chant?

Oh yeah, I forgot, since you liberals (mis)labeled anything patriotic as "fascist". You believe to be truly patriotic you have to hate America.

Screw U!
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Male 1,454
Yeah well what would you expect with a bird flying indoors with windows near the ceiling.. i bet that the same would have happened if people were these people too...
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Male 7,123
They`ve been off the endangered list since `97. Injured eagles which cannot be released to the wild may be held at licences educational institutions of which, insanely, this is one.

However, according to wiki, `As a rule, the Bald Eagle is a poor choice for public shows, being timid, prone to becoming highly stressed, and unpredictable in nature.`

But at least they inspire mindless chants of `USA, USA, so I guess it`s fine.
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Male 308
aren`t Bald Eagles endangered? Who thought this was a good idea????
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Male 11,740
How is this even legal, much less right?
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Male 3,909
Wow, I`ve been laughing for about 10 minutes so far, that was hilarious! I don`t blame the eagle for trying, I`d try to get the f*ck out of there ASAP too, hahaha!
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Male 7,775

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Female 4,039
BOINK
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Male 14,774
PS/ USA USA USA SPLAT
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Male 14,774
Shouldve taken one or two with his captor`s first borns with it.
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Male 1,803
Never work with animals. I went to a rugby game once with 80,000 capacity (was sold out). The kick off ball was meant to be delivered by a bald eagle. It took off from the roof with the ball, circled, and then landed in the middle of some suddenly not so happy fans. Fortunately it then noticed its handler in the centre of the pitch, took off again and after hearts in mouths, all was well.

Cos Bald Eagles are sodding big things. You don`t want them landing on you.
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Male 2,670
A poster asked "who releases an eagle in a room full of walls and windows?"

A dumbass Xtian, of course. They find animal cruelty hilarious.
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Male 4,594
You cannot have a Bald Eagle as a pet. Someone should be in DEEP sh*t for pulling this stupid-ass stunt.
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Male 7,031

That was probably the eagle`s way of saying, "Get me the f*** outta here!"

BTW, if you check the YouTube submission, it says this was filmed at Oral Roberts University`s Christ Chapel.
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Female 1,540
So...is the eagle dead or just stunned? :/
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Male 5,608
"So what`s this video all about?"
Someone appears to have purposefully released an eagle (probably a pet) in the building.
Instead of returning to him...
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Male 2,357
Did they purposefully release that bird? If so, who releases an eagle in a room full of walls and windows?
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Male 579
Apparently haters gonna hate.
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Male 10,339
So what`s this video all about? Just simply to mock?

It was an eagle flying into a window. What do Christians have to do with it?

How do you know they were Christians? Was he preaching?
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Male 2,440
Link: Eagle Tries To Escape From Evangelical Christians [Rate Link] - Eagle Jesus flew into the glass so other birds could be free from bird sin.
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