20 Photos Of Zlata The Contortionist [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Misc











































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Male 7,775
Mods WTF? Those two posts in my name were not posted by me!!
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Female 6,381
Gerry: Most guys would kill to be able to go as far as she has in that regard. ("Made in Russia" shot)
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Female 4,349
this is just not right.
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Male 13,624
Least when she slips the mortal coil you can bury her in a pringles tube
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Male 13,624
Born by Chernobyl I guess then
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Male 37,912

Wow!
She is well on her way to putting her head up her ass.
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Female 4,447
deyv87
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
278 Posts Saturday, August 24, 2013 7:33:09 PM
Having seen the rest, what`s with the water balloons in the first picture?
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I was thinking the same thing.
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Male 14,775
"Big deal. Cats do this all day long." Cats are better than this gal; I don`t think she can lick her own arsehole.
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Male 7,775
Big deal. Cats do this all day long.

@Gerry, and probably end up with the same results if you tried to touch either of them.
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Male 473
Some pics give the horn, others take it away.
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Male 37,912

Big deal. Cats do this all day long.

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Male 3,081
I can see how the idea of making out with a contortionist would be horny but I think it`d end up like a lot of fantasies e.g. threesomes where it just ends up a bit awkward and not half as sexy as you`d imagined. I appreciate the effort and artform of it, but really I just like to see a few curves on a woman, not right angles.
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Male 7,031

Pic #2: She even comes with her own carrying case.
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Male 37,912

If you have a really crooked penis then she is the girl for you!
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Male 625
I got the weirdest boner right now
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Male 5,874
Good heavens!
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Male 7,775
Imagine the disappointment if you got her home and she only liked missionary.
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Male 17,512
That is just scary.

I can appreciate a flexible woman, but egads that`s just too flexible.
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Female 7,838
I used to be very flexible- nowhere near this as my spine stiffened early, but it has taken about 8 years of work to tighten up my joints- and things don`t hurt the way they used to but I quite miss being able to gross people out lOL...
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Male 14,775
Thanks for the boner Kitteh. 5 stars
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Male 3,061
That hurt my hips.
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Male 37,912
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Male 11,740
[quote]So she can do oral and anal at the same time?[/quote]

I was looking at the last picture and thinking I could stand in front of her and do the same as a 69. It might be fun.
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Male 4,893

naz14 - It is a scientific fact that your are wrong. It is gross. The sky is blue and the grass is green.

This is gross, it`s in the US constitution.
The simple fact that this is happening proves that America lost the cold war.

Just when I was starting to like russia. No amount of awesome dash camera videos on youtube can make up for this filth.

As a matter of fact, I am willing to risk nuclear winter and mutually assured destruction. If I were prez, I would be pressing the red button and doing the world a favor.
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Female 1,534
Ive always wanted to be a contortionist. I think its awesome and beautiful..and combine it with dance. awesome.
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Male 88
Interesting..
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Male 2,675
So she can do oral and anal at the same time?
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Female 1,467
Finally a girl you can wear as a hat.
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Male 2,579
That can`t be good for your spine. This is what nightmares are made of.
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Male 15,832
I wonder if she ever get skid marks on the back of her head.
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Male 416
Yes, but can she touch her nose with her tongue?
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Male 302
Having seen the rest, what`s with the water balloons in the first picture?
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Male 5,608
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BF: "That was a good day of work, fellas! Now, I`ve gotta get goin`. That pussy`s not gonna eat itse- Well, maybe it might but, I`d rather it had my help..."
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Male 4,893

Gross.
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Female 1,540
Eesh...that just isn`t natural! Even though it technically is...it`s creepy!
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Female 8,044
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