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Date: 08/24/13 07:33 PM

36 Responses to 20 Photos Of Zlata The Contortionist [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 4:04 pm
    Link: 20 Photos Of Zlata The Contortionist - Twisted for your pleasure.
  2. Profile photo of McThstlpnts
    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    Eesh...that just isn`t natural! Even though it technically is...it`s creepy!
  3. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    Gross.
  4. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 7:21 pm
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    BF: "That was a good day of work, fellas! Now, I`ve gotta get goin`. That pussy`s not gonna eat itse- Well, maybe it might but, I`d rather it had my help..."
  5. Profile photo of deyv87
    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 7:33 pm
    Having seen the rest, what`s with the water balloons in the first picture?
  6. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    411 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 7:47 pm
    Yes, but can she touch her nose with her tongue?
  7. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 8:00 pm
    I wonder if she ever get skid marks on the back of her head.
  8. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 8:06 pm
    That can`t be good for your spine. This is what nightmares are made of.
  9. Profile photo of Magentab0b
    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 8:14 pm
    Finally a girl you can wear as a hat.
  10. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 8:51 pm
    So she can do oral and anal at the same time?
  11. Profile photo of McTabbin
    McTabbin Male 18-29
    88 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 9:33 pm
    Interesting..
  12. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 9:33 pm
    Ive always wanted to be a contortionist. I think its awesome and beautiful..and combine it with dance. awesome.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    naz14 - It is a scientific fact that your are wrong. It is gross. The sky is blue and the grass is green.

    This is gross, it`s in the US constitution.
    The simple fact that this is happening proves that America lost the cold war.

    Just when I was starting to like russia. No amount of awesome dash camera videos on youtube can make up for this filth.

    As a matter of fact, I am willing to risk nuclear winter and mutually assured destruction. If I were prez, I would be pressing the red button and doing the world a favor.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 10:02 pm
    So she can do oral and anal at the same time?

    I was looking at the last picture and thinking I could stand in front of her and do the same as a 69. It might be fun.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 10:23 pm
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 10:35 pm
    That hurt my hips.
  17. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 11:12 pm
    Thanks for the boner Kitteh. 5 stars
  18. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    August 24, 2013 at 11:46 pm
    I used to be very flexible- nowhere near this as my spine stiffened early, but it has taken about 8 years of work to tighten up my joints- and things don`t hurt the way they used to but I quite miss being able to gross people out lOL...
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 12:01 am
    That is just scary.

    I can appreciate a flexible woman, but egads that`s just too flexible.
  20. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7739 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 2:06 am
    Imagine the disappointment if you got her home and she only liked missionary.
  21. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 3:32 am
    Good heavens!
  22. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 6:11 am
    I got the weirdest boner right now
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 6:27 am

    If you have a really crooked penis then she is the girl for you!
  24. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 6:31 am

    Pic #2: She even comes with her own carrying case.
  25. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 6:49 am
    I can see how the idea of making out with a contortionist would be horny but I think it`d end up like a lot of fantasies e.g. threesomes where it just ends up a bit awkward and not half as sexy as you`d imagined. I appreciate the effort and artform of it, but really I just like to see a few curves on a woman, not right angles.
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 7:19 am

    Big deal. Cats do this all day long.

  27. Profile photo of 10Bears
    10Bears Male 30-39
    452 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 8:37 am
    Some pics give the horn, others take it away.
  28. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7739 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 9:49 am
    Big deal. Cats do this all day long.

    @Gerry, and probably end up with the same results if you tried to touch either of them.
  29. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 9:58 am
    "Big deal. Cats do this all day long." Cats are better than this gal; I don`t think she can lick her own arsehole.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 11:33 am
    deyv87
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    278 Posts Saturday, August 24, 2013 7:33:09 PM
    Having seen the rest, what`s with the water balloons in the first picture?
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    I was thinking the same thing.
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    Wow!
    She is well on her way to putting her head up her ass.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 2:30 pm
    Born by Chernobyl I guess then
  33. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 2:33 pm
    Least when she slips the mortal coil you can bury her in a pringles tube
  34. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    August 25, 2013 at 7:03 pm
    this is just not right.
  35. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 26, 2013 at 9:05 pm
    Gerry: Most guys would kill to be able to go as far as she has in that regard. ("Made in Russia" shot)
  36. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7739 posts
    March 22, 2015 at 2:12 pm
    Mods WTF? Those two posts in my name were not posted by me!!

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