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Date: 08/02/13 08:47 AM

43 Responses to 2 Churches Spar Over Whether Dogs Have Souls [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 1, 2013 at 5:53 pm
    Link: 2 Churches Spar Over Whether Dogs Have Souls - Hilarious showdown between a Catholic church, and a Presbyterian church across the street.
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 8:57 am
    Isn`t this already a few years old?
  3. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:02 am
    This is one of the best things I have ever seen posted on here.
  4. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:04 am
    Slmmhmmr161

    "Isn`t this already a few years old?"

    Oh. It didn`t happen within the last 48 hours? Well F.uck it then! It sucks! Delete it!
  5. Profile photo of chicagojay
    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:13 am
    Im a few years old and Im here too.
  6. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2316 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:23 am
    You know who really doesn`t have a soul?

    Ignorant Fundy azzhools, that`s who.

    I rarely say this, but...GO CATHOLICS!
  7. Profile photo of Ilikelogic
    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:27 am
    Humor makes life liveable.
    and religions acceptable.
  8. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:29 am
    Ah, souls...
  9. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6924 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:29 am
    Well, according to quantum mechanics ...
  10. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:30 am
    Very fake. Apart from the letters, every photo is 100% identical. Background, lighting and shadows.

    I don`t bother to call fakes much but the description identified it as real so...
  11. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7736 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:37 am
    And these are the same people that ask you to believe every word of the bible is true...unless it doesn`t suit the cause.
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    Wibble4321 Male 40-49
    414 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:38 am
    Funny but regrettably fake. http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

  13. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:40 am
    Best laugh I`ve had all day, if only this was true.
  14. Profile photo of onewhosinz
    onewhosinz Female 30-39
    47 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 9:49 am
    Who cares if it`s fake, it made me laugh!
    Jeez people, relax already!
  15. Profile photo of sosueme1966
    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 10:15 am
    Shoes have soles
  16. Profile photo of soundman655
    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 10:22 am
    Again, silly child like minds they ALL have.
  17. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 10:23 am
    Did anyone think this was real? I thought we were all reasonably familiar with the church sign generator?
  18. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 10:24 am
    Atomic Dog has soul.
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 10:25 am

    Of course it`s fake....it`s religion!
    But it`s still funny.
  20. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 10:32 am
    lol free dog souls
  21. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 10:40 am
    Apart from being agnostic and anti- theist. i could never believe in a god that says dogs have no souls.
  22. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 10:52 am
    IF there is a heaven of some sort, which i doubt, the only beings eligible to go there would be animals.
  23. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 11:52 am
    I was told heaven was going to be the way I want it- and that includes my dogs- if I`m not going to get what I signed up for...
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 12:13 pm

  25. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 1:00 pm
    I`m calling shenanigans because there is a website that allows you to make these fake signs. Right Here
  26. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 1:45 pm
    @CrakrJak
    Yup Im with CrakrJak
    all tomfoolery just to make dumb people troll
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    This Dog has a soul.




    {has no brains but does have a soul}
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 1:54 pm
    HolyGod

    Slmmhmmr161
    "Isn`t this already a few years old?"

    Oh. It didn`t happen within the last 48 hours? Well F.uck it then! It sucks! Delete it!
    ----
    Pretty much cuts it !!! Nice one Holy
  29. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 2:10 pm
    This puts me in mind of a Buddhist tale of a man who dies and finds that his only companion through all the trials of the otherworld journey is a little dog who never leaves his side. Finally they both reach the end of the road, and the divine gatekeepers to paradise say he can only enter if he leaves his companion behind. The man reasons that doing that is just unthinkable, even if it is paradise and turns to leave only to find that the little dog has become the Goddess Kuan Yin who informs him he`s passed the final test and chose rightly.

    I much prefer a theology like the above, so many Christian views of the afterlife are so dang cold & lonely in comparison...
  30. Profile photo of 747Pilot
    747Pilot Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 2:48 pm
    QueenZira: But that`s like the very heart of it all: love.

    CrakrJak: Good eye.







  31. Profile photo of moose76
    moose76 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 3:21 pm
    Am I the only one who noticed that none of the backgrounds changed?
  32. Profile photo of moose76
    moose76 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 3:22 pm
    Obviously shopped. NEXT!
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    If he doesn`t have a soul, why does he have a soul patch?



    Your argument is rendered invalid!

  34. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 5:49 pm
    Made with Church Sign Generator...

    Oh! I see both @CrakrJak AND @HolyGod are on the case!

    Nice to see those two agreeing with me on something :-) Eh? :-)

    And also:
    @Evil_Eye
    @wibble4321
    @moose76...

  35. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 5:52 pm
    @Gerry; cause he`s got sooouuul.
  36. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    OMG! Are you guys really going on about if it`s fake or not? News flash: Of course it`s fake. It`s a joke! DO we have to preface every knock-knock joke with "this is not real" ? Even if it were real it`s religion so it`s not "real" real!

    Just lighten up people an learn to go with a joke.
    Sorry....it`s Friday os I`m "rooster"tailed
  37. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 7:31 pm
    Good job there`s no mistakes in the bible then.

    Especially ones relating to which animals chew cud.
  38. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 7:39 pm
    @Gerry1: Wait, wait...
    Are you insinuating that "knock knock" jokes are not REAL?
    C`mon, seriously... )-|
  39. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 11:13 pm
    I`m definitely going with the fake Catholics, the fake Presbyterians sound like real jerks!
  40. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 2, 2013 at 11:33 pm
    I think the best part is that all the pictures were taken from EXACTLY the same spot at EXACTLY the same time of day with EXACTLY the same cars in the background at EXACTLY the same angle with EXACTLY the same lighting and EXACTLY the same camera settings. What are the odds of THAT?
  41. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    August 3, 2013 at 12:04 am
    I used to love the funny church signs, until I found out that the sayings and jokes came from a freaking church website. Yup, your pastor or priest is not witty. He or she just knows how to copy.
    Imagine my disillusionment. I have to go and cry now.
  42. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    August 3, 2013 at 8:06 am
    I agree with the Presbyterian Church. Dogs don`t have souls. Neither do humans.
  43. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    August 4, 2013 at 6:28 pm
    If there is some sort of afterlife I`m pretty sure dogs would be in, but cats....

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