2 Churches Spar Over Whether Dogs Have Souls [Pic]

Submitted by: gingernut333 4 years ago in Funny

















Hilarious showdown between a Catholic church, and a Presbyterian church across the street.
There are 42 comments:
Male 1,586
If there is some sort of afterlife I`m pretty sure dogs would be in, but cats....
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Male 15,187
I agree with the Presbyterian Church. Dogs don`t have souls. Neither do humans.
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Female 2,691
I used to love the funny church signs, until I found out that the sayings and jokes came from a freaking church website. Yup, your pastor or priest is not witty. He or she just knows how to copy.
Imagine my disillusionment. I have to go and cry now.
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Male 15,832
I think the best part is that all the pictures were taken from EXACTLY the same spot at EXACTLY the same time of day with EXACTLY the same cars in the background at EXACTLY the same angle with EXACTLY the same lighting and EXACTLY the same camera settings. What are the odds of THAT?
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Female 3,696
I`m definitely going with the fake Catholics, the fake Presbyterians sound like real jerks!
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Male 40,354
@Gerry1: Wait, wait...
Are you insinuating that "knock knock" jokes are not REAL?
C`mon, seriously... )-|
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Male 759
Good job there`s no mistakes in the bible then.

Especially ones relating to which animals chew cud.
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Male 39,605

OMG! Are you guys really going on about if it`s fake or not? News flash: Of course it`s fake. It`s a joke! DO we have to preface every knock-knock joke with "this is not real" ? Even if it were real it`s religion so it`s not "real" real!

Just lighten up people an learn to go with a joke.
Sorry....it`s Friday os I`m "rooster"tailed
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Male 40,354
Made with Church Sign Generator...

Oh! I see both @CrakrJak AND @HolyGod are on the case!

Nice to see those two agreeing with me on something :-) Eh? :-)

And also:
@Evil_Eye
@wibble4321
@moose76...

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Male 39,605

If he doesn`t have a soul, why does he have a soul patch?



Your argument is rendered invalid!

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Male 20
Obviously shopped. NEXT!
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Male 20
Am I the only one who noticed that none of the backgrounds changed?
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Male 1,454
QueenZira: But that`s like the very heart of it all: love.

CrakrJak: Good eye.







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Female 2,228
This puts me in mind of a Buddhist tale of a man who dies and finds that his only companion through all the trials of the otherworld journey is a little dog who never leaves his side. Finally they both reach the end of the road, and the divine gatekeepers to paradise say he can only enter if he leaves his companion behind. The man reasons that doing that is just unthinkable, even if it is paradise and turns to leave only to find that the little dog has become the Goddess Kuan Yin who informs him he`s passed the final test and chose rightly.

I much prefer a theology like the above, so many Christian views of the afterlife are so dang cold & lonely in comparison...
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Male 13,630
HolyGod

Slmmhmmr161
"Isn`t this already a few years old?"

Oh. It didn`t happen within the last 48 hours? Well F.uck it then! It sucks! Delete it!
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Pretty much cuts it !!! Nice one Holy
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Male 39,605

This Dog has a soul.




{has no brains but does have a soul}
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Male 13,630
@CrakrJak
Yup Im with CrakrJak
all tomfoolery just to make dumb people troll
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Male 17,512
I`m calling shenanigans because there is a website that allows you to make these fake signs. Right Here
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Male 3,060

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Female 2,761
I was told heaven was going to be the way I want it- and that includes my dogs- if I`m not going to get what I signed up for...
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Female 4,086
IF there is a heaven of some sort, which i doubt, the only beings eligible to go there would be animals.
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Male 2,419
Apart from being agnostic and anti- theist. i could never believe in a god that says dogs have no souls.
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Male 2,855
lol free dog souls
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Male 39,605

Of course it`s fake....it`s religion!
But it`s still funny.
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Male 3,060
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Male 9,524
Did anyone think this was real? I thought we were all reasonably familiar with the church sign generator?
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Male 1,558
Again, silly child like minds they ALL have.
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Male 439
Shoes have soles
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Female 47
Who cares if it`s fake, it made me laugh!
Jeez people, relax already!
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Male 5,094
Best laugh I`ve had all day, if only this was true.
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Male 454
Funny but regrettably fake. http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

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Male 7,774
And these are the same people that ask you to believe every word of the bible is true...unless it doesn`t suit the cause.
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Male 1,442
Very fake. Apart from the letters, every photo is 100% identical. Background, lighting and shadows.

I don`t bother to call fakes much but the description identified it as real so...
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Male 7,123
Well, according to quantum mechanics ...
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Male 5,872
Ah, souls...
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Male 550
Humor makes life liveable.
and religions acceptable.
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Male 2,670
You know who really doesn`t have a soul?

Ignorant Fundy azzhools, that`s who.

I rarely say this, but...GO CATHOLICS!
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Male 2,100
Im a few years old and Im here too.
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Male 9,524
Slmmhmmr161

"Isn`t this already a few years old?"

Oh. It didn`t happen within the last 48 hours? Well F.uck it then! It sucks! Delete it!
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Male 9,524
This is one of the best things I have ever seen posted on here.
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Male 606
Isn`t this already a few years old?
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Female 1,071
Link: 2 Churches Spar Over Whether Dogs Have Souls [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hilarious showdown between a Catholic church, and a Presbyterian church across the street.
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