Zipline Nut Shot

Submitted by: 12chars 4 years ago in Funny

Redneck birth control?
There are 17 comments:
Male 2,711
Judging from his odd bulge and lack of a reaction, I`m betting he`s wearing a cup or some padding down there.
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Male 40,250
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Female 233

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Male 88
Well that`s certainly a one way ticket to attain a serious case of impotence.
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Male 15,339
That`s not how you are supposed to rig a zipline. the line`s too steep and taught. You need to decelerate. No doubt he was the human guinea-pig.
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Male 13,630
Whoop!
Another one stops the gene pool expanding
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Male 2,158
I heard a "pop"
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Male 2,419
Cue the banjo music..
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Female 6,381
If that had been a decent zip line rig, he would have caused a LOT more damage than a whack to the cajones.
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Male 11,739
The look on his face says he`s going to kick all of their asses when he gets down.
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Male 1,341
Is it weird that after I get hit in the balls, while I`m recovering from the pain I am very hopeful that that was the shot that sterilizes me?
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Male 3,060
right in the twig and berries
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Male 1,586
I threw up in my mouth a little.
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Male 40,250

He got wood.
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Female 4,594
shenanigans
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Male 6,098
He may be walking a little funny for a bit.
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Male 903
Link: Zipline Nut Shot [Rate Link] - Redneck birth control?
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