What Your Cravings Mean... [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in

... And what you might really need.
There are 40 comments:
Male 505
Comments from SageBlue and Armus <<< really!
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Male 52
so, you can substitute everything with broccoli.
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Female 1,539
It`s interesting because carbonation blocks the absorption of calcium in bones.

What about cheese cravings?
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Male 3,477
When I crave vodka and weed...
What I really need is...
Vodka and Weed!
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Male 70
If you crave...pussy
What you really need is...to get laid
Healthy foods that have it...girls
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Female 1,516
I always crave cheese. :(
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Male 147
What`s a "Bing image search"? Nevermind, I`ll just go Google it.
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Male 2,552
Who would be CRAVING PMS? LOL!
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Male 14,331
If you`re craving Tobacco what you need is nicotine!
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Male 579
Nice try, mom.
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Male 6,227
Arooooooo! ~Squrlz howls at the moon~
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Male 15,261
@Squrlz4Sale next time you get a chocolate craving, Bing image search MariEri.
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Male 3,147
This explains a lot...from now on when I`m craving a quick wank I`ll just reach for a handful of nuts.
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Female 1,008
Meat, poultry and granola won`t get me drunk or high!
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Male 126
So bread is high on proteins and thats why when I crave it I should eat something with high protein content?
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Male 916
hogwash.
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Male 2,841
...Or I`m just a fat drat who likes his food.
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Female 3,562
I`m happy to eat a good variety of healthy foods and I take a multivitamin everyday but it hasn`t even come close to stopping my desire for junk food. There`s more to it than this.
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Male 914
I have to admit, since I started eating all the poo on the right hand side, I virtually never crave anything on the left.
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Female 4,408
hmm, interesting :) off for a cheese samwich and a cup of tea now.
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Male 12,138
I call bullsh*t.
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Female 277
yeahhh if i`m craving chips greens are not going to cut it. sorry.
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Male 11,739
Who craves PMS? WTF???

If I`m craving chocolate or coffee, you damn well better give it to me or face the consequences.
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Female 2,761
so, should I keep packets of mustard on me?
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Male 6,227
@ Draculya: So *that`s* what that means. Thanks, man!
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Male 15,261
I craving a coffee. That means I`m missing a pair of just legal age Japanese twin girls.
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Male 1,152
@nnoamfer

I in no way meant to imply meat is bad for you. It is simply a bad source of nitrogen.
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Female 4,447
..no, see, if I`m craving pot, it`s because I want to get high. Stupid list is stupid.
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Male 2,548
When craving salty foods eat unrefined sea salt...makes sense.

Amazingly I wasn`t craving anything until viewing this chart and now I`m suddenly craving soda, coffee, sweets, fatty snacks AND bread.
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Male 17,511
Gerry: "Who craves PMS ?"

Rosie O`Donnel? Rosanne Barr? Sandra Bernhard? Janeane Garofalo? Wanda Sykes? Janet Napolitano?
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Male 567
If I`m craving some marijuana, I probably need some marijuana.
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Male 1,216
@kree_, You are probably think of processed meat. Fresh meat is quite good for you.
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Male 1,216
That is a crock of poo. If I crave weed I should eat meat? How is that gonna stop me craving weed, I`m not hungry, I wanna get high.
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Male 40,734
Mustard seems to cure a lot of ailments :-) I love mustard!

The cure for "no appetite" and "overeating" are very similar... nuts & seeds.

Crave sweets? Eat horseradish. Makes perfect sense... :-/
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Male 1,152
Meats are an horrible source of nitrates. One serving of arugula has like 100 times the nitrogen as a serving of meat.
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Male 2,675
Ao if I`m craving coffee I should have apple cider vinegar? wtf.
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Male 1,084
@Gerry just what I was thinking.

So if you`re craving chocolate what you really need is a pair of nuts? Seems legit.
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Male 39,893

Category: "If You Crave This"
Listed: PMS

Who craves PMS ?
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Male 3,060
If I crave alcohol, granola isn`t gonna get me drunk...or I`m an alcoholic.
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Female 8,043
Link: What Your Cravings Mean... [Pic] [Rate Link] - ... And what you might really need.
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