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Date: 07/09/13 03:26 PM

40 Responses to What Your Cravings Mean… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 3:29 pm
    Link: What Your Cravings Mean... - ... And what you might really need.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 3:38 pm
    If I crave alcohol, granola isn`t gonna get me drunk...or I`m an alcoholic.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    Category: "If You Crave This"
    Listed: PMS

    Who craves PMS ?
  4. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 3:55 pm
    @Gerry just what I was thinking.

    So if you`re craving chocolate what you really need is a pair of nuts? Seems legit.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 4:03 pm
    Ao if I`m craving coffee I should have apple cider vinegar? wtf.
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    kree_ Male 30-39
    1062 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 4:16 pm
    Meats are an horrible source of nitrates. One serving of arugula has like 100 times the nitrogen as a serving of meat.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33117 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 4:19 pm
    Mustard seems to cure a lot of ailments :-) I love mustard!

    The cure for "no appetite" and "overeating" are very similar... nuts & seeds.

    Crave sweets? Eat horseradish. Makes perfect sense... :-/
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 4:26 pm
    That is a crock of poo. If I crave weed I should eat meat? How is that gonna stop me craving weed, I`m not hungry, I wanna get high.
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 4:28 pm
    @kree_, You are probably think of processed meat. Fresh meat is quite good for you.
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 4:36 pm
    If I`m craving some marijuana, I probably need some marijuana.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 4:43 pm
    Gerry: "Who craves PMS ?"

    Rosie O`Donnel? Rosanne Barr? Sandra Bernhard? Janeane Garofalo? Wanda Sykes? Janet Napolitano?
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 5:05 pm
    When craving salty foods eat unrefined sea salt...makes sense.

    Amazingly I wasn`t craving anything until viewing this chart and now I`m suddenly craving soda, coffee, sweets, fatty snacks AND bread.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 5:49 pm
    ..no, see, if I`m craving pot, it`s because I want to get high. Stupid list is stupid.
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    kree_ Male 30-39
    1062 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 6:10 pm
    @nnoamfer

    I in no way meant to imply meat is bad for you. It is simply a bad source of nitrogen.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 6:16 pm
    I craving a coffee. That means I`m missing a pair of just legal age Japanese twin girls.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 7:09 pm
    @ Draculya: So *that`s* what that means. Thanks, man!
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 7:23 pm
    so, should I keep packets of mustard on me?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 7:24 pm
    Who craves PMS? WTF???

    If I`m craving chocolate or coffee, you damn well better give it to me or face the consequences.
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    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 7:57 pm
    yeahhh if i`m craving chips greens are not going to cut it. sorry.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 8:12 pm
    I call bullsh*t.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 8:34 pm
    hmm, interesting :) off for a cheese samwich and a cup of tea now.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 8:40 pm
    I have to admit, since I started eating all the poo on the right hand side, I virtually never crave anything on the left.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 9:15 pm
    I`m happy to eat a good variety of healthy foods and I take a multivitamin everyday but it hasn`t even come close to stopping my desire for junk food. There`s more to it than this.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 10:14 pm
    ...Or I`m just a fat drat who likes his food.
  25. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    July 9, 2013 at 11:04 pm
    hogwash.
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    Essen Male 18-29
    114 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 12:56 am
    So bread is high on proteins and thats why when I crave it I should eat something with high protein content?
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 1:16 am
    Meat, poultry and granola won`t get me drunk or high!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 1:47 am
    This explains a lot...from now on when I`m craving a quick wank I`ll just reach for a handful of nuts.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 2:07 am
    @Squrlz4Sale next time you get a chocolate craving, Bing image search MariEri.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 3:09 am
    Arooooooo! ~Squrlz howls at the moon~
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    579 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 6:26 am
    Nice try, mom.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 6:37 am
    If you`re craving Tobacco what you need is nicotine!
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 6:56 am
    Who would be CRAVING PMS? LOL!
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    FinkStinger Male 30-39
    147 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 7:02 am
    What`s a "Bing image search"? Nevermind, I`ll just go Google it.
  35. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 8:13 am
    I always crave cheese. :(
  36. Profile photo of SageBlue
    SageBlue Male 30-39
    70 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 8:58 am
    If you crave...pussy
    What you really need is...to get laid
    Healthy foods that have it...girls
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 10:13 am
    When I crave vodka and weed...
    What I really need is...
    Vodka and Weed!
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 1:16 pm
    It`s interesting because carbonation blocks the absorption of calcium in bones.

    What about cheese cravings?
  39. Profile photo of Armus
    Armus Male 30-39
    52 posts
    July 10, 2013 at 7:11 pm
    so, you can substitute everything with broccoli.
  40. Profile photo of Finker
    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    July 12, 2013 at 11:49 am
    Comments from SageBlue and Armus <<< really!

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