Weird Ways To Burn 200 Calories

Submitted by: PixelMitch 4 years ago in Funny

Sure, you could go to the gym, but these options sound more fun!
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Male 7,123
Nickel2,

That is almost exactly my own regimen, to
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Female 1,467
So sleep six more hours a day to loose weight got it, let me just get addicted to ambien.
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Female 592
"IF" i`m bored.
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Male 14,331
200 Cal of bacon...

Take it and throw it in a fire! 200 calories burned!
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Male 5,872
For me, this works:
Cycle 2&1/2 miles to pub. Up and over 2 high bridges, along the field path (dirt-track) by the river. This equates to 210 calories, plus the return trip adds up to 440 calories = 2 pints of beer, calorie balance attained, exercise done for the day, fresh air and sunshine.
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Male 23
What kind of sex is that? if 1 hour of it burns the calories that sleep would in 3...
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Male 65
I was impressed until they used "you`re" instead of "your".
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Female 4,084
i like turdburglar`s suggestions better.
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Male 4,891

Masturbate vigorously for 20 min.
Dig a shallow grave.
Eat Taco Bell, then spend the next couple hours vomiting.
Or
Eat a whole box of ex-lax.
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Male 61
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