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Date: 07/11/13 03:04 PM

10 Responses to Weird Ways To Burn 200 Calories

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    PixelMitch Male 18-29
    61 posts
    July 11, 2013 at 3:05 pm
    Link: Weird Ways To Burn 200 Calories - Sure, you could go to the gym, but these options sound more fun!
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    July 11, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Masturbate vigorously for 20 min.
    Dig a shallow grave.
    Eat Taco Bell, then spend the next couple hours vomiting.
    Or
    Eat a whole box of ex-lax.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    July 11, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    i like turdburglar`s suggestions better.
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    cluffy Male 40-49
    63 posts
    July 11, 2013 at 5:49 pm
    I was impressed until they used "you`re" instead of "your".
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    ubertino Male 30-39
    23 posts
    July 12, 2013 at 12:31 am
    What kind of sex is that? if 1 hour of it burns the calories that sleep would in 3...
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 12, 2013 at 3:14 am
    For me, this works:
    Cycle 2&1/2 miles to pub. Up and over 2 high bridges, along the field path (dirt-track) by the river. This equates to 210 calories, plus the return trip adds up to 440 calories = 2 pints of beer, calorie balance attained, exercise done for the day, fresh air and sunshine.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 12, 2013 at 6:08 am
    200 Cal of bacon...

    Take it and throw it in a fire! 200 calories burned!
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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    July 12, 2013 at 6:30 am
    "IF" i`m bored.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    July 12, 2013 at 9:32 pm
    So sleep six more hours a day to loose weight got it, let me just get addicted to ambien.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6944 posts
    July 13, 2013 at 10:40 am
    Nickel2,

    That is almost exactly my own regimen, to

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