True Facts About The Owl

Submitted by: richanddead 3 years ago in Funny

Don"t do drugs.
There are 21 comments:
Female 2,691
It`s a German fairy tale, so it`s a little dark.
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Male 38,511

Little known fact, owls refuse to tell us just exactly how many licks it does take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.


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Female 1,803
I wanted that owl to bite that guy at the end in the worst way.
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Male 7,775
@ greenbasterd, And this one time at band camp...
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Male 2,376
another time, me and a buddy were walkin, it was dark, one flew right between our heads, didn`t hear anything. Then i thought about it. its not like he didn`t see us, he was going to kill us untill he realized we weren`t rodents.
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Male 2,376
owls are crazy awesome, walkin through the bush one time, me and some friends saw something on a branch like 2 feet above our head. take out a lighter light it up, yup that`s a big ass owl. he just sat there like wtf u humans want, ure dratin up my hunting. not wanting my skull penetrated i suggested we leave mr owl be.
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Female 1,540
I LOVE OWLS! O.O So cute!
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Male 2,097
Aliens mated with birds.
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Female 6,381
I was driving on a road with a large ditch on the right side one night when a barn owl suddenly appeared beside the car. He just flapped a couple of feet from the passenger and matched my speed! It occurred to me that he was using my headlights to spot prey in the ditch - which I guess he did, because after seven or eight seconds, he dropped out of sight.
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Female 1,467
I squee with joy when there is a new true facts video. And this was by far the best. Even better than the dung beetle one.
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Male 10,339
Obligatory...


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Male 17,512
An owl swooped down on me when I was walking home one night. It made no sound at all and didn`t see it until it was almost on top of me. That was some scary sh|t.

It landed in a nearby tree. Don`t know why but I shouted back at it, "Hey I`m not a mouse you idiot!", as if it could understand me.
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Male 333
Couldn`t finish the video because of the guys voice...grrrr..I`ll read about owls instead. And Gerry they are vulnerable to death-eater magic too..poor Hedwig :(
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Male 38,511

He didn`t mention they are expert mail carriers.

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Male 7,775
Even pretend Morgan Freeman is awesome.
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Male 7,031
The Snowy Owl is a fine looking creature ...

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Male 37,888
I have some books with old German Folk tales. Yeah some are quite dark...

And Inuit folk tales: death everywhere!

More Tales From The Igloo An excellent book!!
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Male 38,511

Cute

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Male 13,624
Owls without doubt are the coolest birds on the planet
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Male 161
brilliant
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Male 4,079
Link: True Facts About The Owl [Rate Link] - Don`t do drugs.
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