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Date: 07/25/13 01:20 PM

19 Responses to The Next Step In Cutlery? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 1:21 pm
    Link: The Next Step In Cutlery? - Or, you could just use chopsticks and slurp from the bowl.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    July 25, 2013 at 2:07 pm
    I once stayed at a castle in Wales that had a medieval dinner. We ate roasted lamb, drank mead, etc. with just a knife and our hands. Lots of fun but kind of messy!
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 2:18 pm
    I like how none of fork, spoon, or knife has either an `l,` an `a,` a `y,` or a `d.` It could easily be called a "spirk," a "sporfe," a "knork," or a "foofe."
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 3:14 pm

  5. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 3:14 pm
    @ Lauriloo: Sounds like a good, if greasy, time. Roasted lamb is very tasty.

    @ Deyv87: I agree with you. I have no idea how they came up with *splayd*. Weird. I`d suggest *knoork* myself. Or maybe your suggestion of *foofe*--that made me laugh.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 3:32 pm
    It`s fun to see people`s outrage in a restaurant when you shout to the waiter "Can I get a fork n knife over here?"
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 3:33 pm
    Actually, the company Light My Fire makes a combination knife-spoon-fork already and they simply call it a *spork*.

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    MadnessLvl2 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 3:51 pm
    I like Spirk myself.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 5:04 pm
    "Actually, the company Light My Fire makes a combination knife-spoon-fork already and they simply call it a *spork*. "

    A coworker of mine brings one of those to work every day - it`s actually pretty damn cool though it seems "babypoo yellow" is the only color it comes in.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 6:53 pm
    "Actually, the company Light My Fire makes a combination knife-spoon-fork already and they simply call it a *spork*."

    If you use two of them together, you can eat chinese food with it.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 25, 2013 at 9:12 pm
    Mungo eat with chainsaw.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    July 26, 2013 at 3:17 am
    Quick anagram check; `SPLAYD` not in it, no AYD.
    I quite like `SPORNE`.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    July 26, 2013 at 7:08 am
    You have found the secret of Vulcan names.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    July 26, 2013 at 10:15 am
    Shouldn`t it be SPORFE?
    SPoon + fORk + kniFE = SPORFE!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 26, 2013 at 3:46 pm
    So far our suggestions include:

    foofe
    knoork
    knorf
    spirk
    sporfe
    sporne -- and
    "Mungo eat with chainsaw" (?)
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    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    July 26, 2013 at 7:49 pm
    but splayd already is a commercial branded runcible spoon with a squared and slightly sharpened edge, readily available in most store that carry cutlery.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 26, 2013 at 10:46 pm
    @ Razbitom: Oh! I had no idea that such a thing already existed. ~facepaw~ This story gets more and more interesting.

    I still don`t understand why they chose the name *splayd* though.

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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    July 27, 2013 at 12:48 am
    That was my wallpaper after the last time that was posted. Still cool though
  19. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    July 29, 2013 at 1:21 pm
    Me eat with hands. Me Savage.

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